The Allure of the Bitchy MPA

[Leigh B]

I just got back from seeing the infamous Helena at Platinum, despite the negative press she gets for her attitude. You were all right she is bitchy, but I love it. After many years in this hobby I have finally realized that most of my favourite mpas have a little bit of an attitude problem. There is no denying that Helena is gorgeous, but what i liked about her was how real she was. I asked her how her day was going and she said 'pretty shitty it's been a slow day and i'm tired as hell'. At one point I asked her if she had a boyfriend and she responded, 'that's none of your business' then flashed me a sweet smile. I have never been one of those guys who fall for the fake compliments- hey I know i'm ugly, that i'm small all over, that i'm not talented in any depatment, don't lie to me! I also hate the fake "Hi sweetie/ hun/ sexy/gorgeous" that some mpas do. Once upon a time there was a B girl named Simone, Queen of attitude. She only offered T sessions, restrictive at that, but would insist that you pay for the NR. And we all did. She knew that she was hot as hell and that fools like me would pay just to spend time with her. She would roll her eyes, look at herself in the mirror, if I asked her what she was thinking of during the session she would reply 'school or my boyfriend'. When she was happy you knew it, when she was pissed off she would tell you. She came and went and many other 'bitchy mpas' came my way, filling my sessions with sarcasm, complaining, eye rolling and mood swings. I always liked Tarah better on her bad days then when she was over the top sweet. There is April from Allure who I tried to give my phone number to once and she said 'i'm not going to take it because i have no intention of ever calling you', it made me love her more. I once asked Robin from Allure if she did extras and she scrunched up her face, rolled her eyes and said 'not a chance'. Felicity from Star, who I asked if she did outcalls and she laughed hysterically and then said 'ewww, no. Don't ever ask me that again'. These women have all told me off when I tried to cross lines, told me when they were sick/mad/upset/etc, but I like the bitchy women who tell me how it is. Now that's what I call a true GFE.

 

[whateverchic2006]

Dude, I hate to break it to you but they're only like that with you.

 

[Eman G]

WarAxe - I assure you they are not like that only with him. Rocky - you would have loved my ex-wife!

 

[Lovely]

rockyroad-that's awesome!haha
great post. I like the bitchy girls too-sometimes.

 

[Ted]

Hey RR, I also must confess to liking the girls with attitude. Although it may be difficult to articulate, it has something to do with the appeal of the femme fatale archetype.

 

[javier]

I also like girls with an attitude, but only good attitude. Why would I pay anyone to be rude to me? And I don't think posting in the public what was being said in a session is a good idea.

 

[JoelKatz]

What that says about you is just sad...



But not as sad as what similar sentiments say about me.

Actually truth be told I like a genuine girl, but leaning on the pleasant side at least. I ain't Brad Pitt, but I ain't a nightmare either - I have to think at least half the sessions are worse. So I kinda expect the same level of service as I'd get at a great restaurant.

Insert double-entendre here.

 

[I love him <3]

RR: If I want some annoying retard with attitude, I can just walk around Yorkdale and ask girls out on a date and get the same responses you so desperately pay for.

 

[Julie B]

There is a huge difference between a bitch and a gril with a bitchy attitude who can tell you how it is and then flash you a sweet smile. I don't think this makes me sadistic, it makes me realistic and aware of the fact that an mpa who is all smiles all the time and never shows any real emotion is probably less happy than an mpa who is cheerful and sweet most of the time but isn't so jaded by the business that she can't let her true emotions and mood show through. No, I don't like paying to have a girl be rude to me, but none of these mpas have ever been down right rude, just frank honest and at the most slightly bitchy. Anyone who has actually seen Simone, Robin, Felicity, April ,Rachel and Tarah would agree that they are great mpas who are usually full of smiles, but have that slightly bitchy undertone. These are the prom queens, cheerleaders and homecoming queens that most guys chased through high school although we knew we could never get them and they never appologized for rejecting us. Maybe it's just me, but that's why I like an mpa with attitude, or at the very least a real personality.

 

[johnnydeep6969]

There does seem to be a line between being 'bitchy nasty' and 'bitchy - it's not really you." Seems good hobbying knowledge to know the difference.

Here's my tear-jerker:

My favorite attendant so far had her pissy days. Sometimes she'd grumble if I asked too many questions, and sometimes she'd grumble if it took me too long to shower or to tie my shoes. Sometimes it seemed that she grumbled alot; but, always did she provide a nice service and never did I sense she was intentionally or unintentionally being nasty towards me. It appeared life was a bit difficult for her at times and even though she grumbled, always did I find her very appealing both physically and personally.

One day I crossed the line by accident, and with no release, she grab her clothes and stormed towards the door in only her heels. As she was about to leave, I asked a quick question. Judging from her response and facial expression, it seemed the air was cleared to some degree. On my way out, she met me at the door as she normally would do and I apologized. Twice she stepped forward, laid her head on my chest, and gave me a very sincere hug. She also looked as if she would cry.

Moral of the story: Even though she could be pissy, never did I sense it as being a personal attack and always did I get the impression that she was giving a great session for my money. I like woman who are real. Some can be pissy at times; but not all. The business is not perfect, and for me, sometimes I don't mind a bit of give and take.

 

[Fofo]

What did you say, sorry I (or it) slipped (in). lol.....

 

[taken by the best..]

Touched her hand after she told me not to.

Things happen fast for me if they go to fast, so I had put my hand on hers' to slow it down while asking at the same time. She said not to touch her hand again. When she continued on at the same speed, for some reason I thought she probably hadn't understood me; so I touched her hand again.

The real problem was I had scheduled a forty or forty-five minute session and she thought it was only a thirty minute session. When all this happened my thirty minutes were already up.

 

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i guess you dudes that like this kind of treatment must have lots of really nice normal girls in your lives. cuz i have lots of crazy b!tches in mine, and sometimes they treat me crappy. that's why i like to see nice, smiley, posative girls when i go to an MP. but to each his own.

sarasoda, you're mpa sounds a little coo-koo. touching her hand, and slowly tieing your shoes makes her angry? anyone who is that impatient is in the wrong business, or can't wait to go and do another bump with the money you just gave her. unfortunaley i've run into both kinds in this biz.

 

[CanineTruth]

Yeah, there are a few manly women around these days and that is why I like the MP and SP scene; to be near women who still possess feminine qualities.

It's kind of hard to explain all the nuances of an interaction, but as I mentioned earlier, had I felt she was being rude or abusive I would have known. It's a judgement call based on all the information at hand. I can understand her response to the hand-thing, and the shoe (getting dressed) thing seemed more about management or safety concerns (it was my first visit at the time).

No, she wasn't personality perfect. But she provided an excellent MP massage and gave me enough clues (direct and indirect) that she was happy I scheduled appointments with her. If I find the perfect MPA/SP, great. But in the meantime, I'll go with the ones who come pretty close. In her case I found her attractive, very sensual/sexual, skilled, considerate of my time and money, an excellent dresser, and someone who seemed to be a decent person albeit a bit grouchy here and there.