Welcome to CRT, newbie!
Hey newbie,
Welcome to CRT. If you had done any reading at all on this site, your questions would have been answered. I detect a lazy new member here.
Here's a short list of the most secure, cleanest places with the "nicest" girls. Note that they will be expensive, or more expensive than other places. These are in no particular order:
1. Zona Blue, honors the CRT-V.I.P. discount. Fantastic facilities including steam room. Cigar bar (IMHO overpriced). Open 7 days a week; shortened hours on Sunday. Eddie is the manager; he speaks English better than you do.
2. New Fantasy: About the same price as ZB. Great selection of women, facilities are not as nice. Open 7 days/week, the last I heard.
3. Oasis: This place is out of the way, out on Paseo Colon, west of Gringo Gulch. 10,000 colones (around $21.00) for a full hour. Very secure, it's located right across the street from the Machu Pichu Peruvian restaurant (an excellent choice for lunch or dinner).
4. Bar Idem: This place is kind of a massage parlor/bar hybrid. Unlike other MP's, it doesn't open until late in the afternoon, and then stays open until midnight. Closed Sundays. Very near an excellent PanAsian restaurant, Tinjo and across the street from Eros massage, which can be hit or miss.
5. Eros: Recent reports state that this place likes to up-charge gringos (us). The fare is supposed to be around 15K colones ($32.00), recently they've been demanding $60.00/hour. Any gringo who smiles, says "no gracias" and starts to walk out may be offered the "real" price.
6. Kryssys: Not much has been written here recently about Lipsticks/Kryssys. Kryssys is the only massage parlor to my knowledge that has a sex sling/sex swing in one of the rooms. Expensive, nice quality and facilities, dodgy neighborhood.
7. Any others...find them yourself. Use the Search function on this forum. Find RBC100's "Tico Bar and Massage Parlor List." Get a V.I.P. membership and check out Prolijo's excellent interactive map.
Visit http://www.whoreticulture.info and join CRT's V.I.P. from there, click and explore the map, educate yourself.
Finally, if you're still too lazy to do your own homework, try to connect with a fellow CRT member in San Jose and follow him around like an ignorant puppy. You'll find more fun than you can handle, buddy...
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Hope this helps. Do your homework, friend...and if you still can't find the answers, pop on in here and ask some more vague, uninformed questions!
Your fellow CRT members are happy to help!