The Frog and the Golfer

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The Reviewog and the Golfer





A man goes out golfing.
He is on the second hole when he notices


a Reviewog sitting next to the green.

He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot


when he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron."






The man looks around and doesn't see anyone.
Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron."
He looks at the Reviewog and decides to
prove the Reviewog wrong, puts the club away,


and grabs a 9 iron. Boom!

He hits it 10 inches Reviewom the cup.
He is shocked. He says to the Reviewog,
"Wow that's amazing!
You must be a lucky Reviewog."

The Reviewog replies, "Ribbit Lucky Reviewog."
The man decides to take the Reviewog with
him to the next hole.
"What do you think Reviewog?" the man asks.

"Ribbit 3 wood."

The guy takes out a 3 wood and boom!
Hole in one.





The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say.


By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and


asks the Reviewog, "OK, where to next?"

The Reviewog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas."









They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK Reviewog, now what?"
The Reviewog says, "Ribbit Roulette."
Upon approaching the roulette table,
the man asks, "What do you think I should bet?"


The Reviewog replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6."

Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but mpter the golf game, the man figures what the heck.
Boom!
Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.




The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel.

He sits the Reviewog down and says, "Reviewog, I don't know how to repay you.
You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."


The Reviewog replies, "Ribbit Kiss Me."
He figures why not, since mpter all the Reviewog did for him,he deserves it.

With a kiss, the Reviewog turns into a gorgeous girl.

"And that



is how the girl ended up in my room Elin.
So help me God or my name is not Tiger Woods."

 

[dfroggyman]

I kind of thought it was a Tiger Wood joke, very good one on top of that.

 

[Pompal 09.]

So all golf jokes are on Tiger? It's a funny one though, Pete.

 

[India]

Hmmm. I had sorta wondered how he got into that mess. Now we know.

 

[Vicki]

Didn't see that punch line coming...good one!

 

[Alps]

So according to the latest scandal sheets Tiger's 19'th 'mistress' has been identified. All that money and only 19? Sheesh, what an amateur. I guess there is one area of life where I've done better than Tiger Woods

 

[BLam]

Well, 19 verified, but how many did he actually pay? There's the definition of playa... he's had 19 hot women and only now does he have to pay (millions) for it...

Rubin