The Ladies of SRM

[tombgeek]

First let me start by saying that although this is the first time I am posting on this board. I have been a vertern of Massage Parlours for the last seven yesrs. I've been to almost every massage parlour in the greartor Brampton area.
I have been sitting back and reading most of the posts on this review board and found that quit a few of you gentleman have many good things to say about some of the ladies at SRM. I've heard about Nikki, Mya, Jade,Hannah, Sophie, etc...
Know going to massage parlours as long and frequent (sometimes three times a week) as I have. I've become quite the conosuer. Yes a killer body like Nikki's is great, however there is so much more to a massage than just a beautiful woman. And I do mean a woman as opposed to a girl. Some of these place have girls so young that a man can feel like a pedafile getting a massage from one . SRM on the other hand has women. Intellegent sexy women!
So what am I trying to get to?
I find it strange that nobody is talking about some of the really great MP's at SRM. Yes Nikki is among one of them. But so is Chantel, Crystal, Nina and something tells me that Anita could give a killer massage if she did massages.
So letts talk about a few of the ones that nobody else is mentioning.

1) Chaqntel, A French Canadian woman. She has a very nice figure, a bueatiful face and a killer smile. Very personable and knows how to make a guy feel really comfortable in the room. Her looks are a 8.1233/10, her massage is 8.5444/10. Her legs are a 9.5875/10 and that ass of hers, 9.8888/10

2) Crystal, gentleman, if you can appreciate a real massage opposed to just a back rub, then crystal is the one to see. Her massages leave you feeling as if you were reborn. She can work majic with those hands and make the most uptight and tired body feel loose and limber again. Once you get her on the bed, she can really get into it with you. Remember, the massage is not just about you. Crystal is for the guys how like it a bit on the wild side. Just take a look at pics of her on SRM's site. Those legs just don't quite. Crystal gives the boyfreiend treatment. In the room, she makes a guy feel like her man. I think shes a little kinky too. Her looks are a 8.877/10. her massage is a 9.5556/10. Her legs of course are a 9.8999/10!

3)Nina, Of true East Indian origin, she has a very exotic look about her. She is the reason why I keep going to SRM. Her looks are to die for. ABSOLUTLEY GORGEOUS! Her figure is VIRTUAL PERFECTION! And her personality in the room can be addictive. Once in the room with you she is very profesional. She doesn't pressure you to talk any other type of massage other than what you asked for. She makes you feel very comfortable. Nina is a great conversationalist and can crack some really fun jokes just to make you laugh. Again, like I said, she makes you feel very comfortable. Once Nina's got her hands on your body, you just begin to melt. She works every part of you. During the massage you can easily tell that Nina is no rookie. She knows exactly how to please a man. She knows all of a man sesnsitive spots and can really get into the massage with you. If there is any othe ladie to see at SRM other than Nikki, it's Nina. She'll make you forget any other massage that you;ve had. Just imagine Nikki, without the man made breasts and a permenant tan. Her looks are 9.5677/10. Her massage is a 9.756/10. Her personality is a 9.6675/10. Her figure is a 9.7599/10. I f you go to SRM and Nikki is not available, then see Nina, Trust me you've got to see Nina.

 

[cyborg ninja pirate jesus]

This is my first time posting too and I'm doing it because I thought your review was excellent. Thank you very much.

 

[Live4love]

This is one of my few posts as well. Your review was very well done. However, I am wondering how you got to 4 decimal places on some of the ratings? Is there some kind of calculation you use?

 

[Kitty kat]

and you don't have Mya or Hannah or Sophie or Natalia...on your review, or is that because you have not got o them yet? I'd love to know how many decimals you give them. In my book they are all 9.8275555432!!

 

[Tim J]

First of all. 4 decimal places came about by trying top describe something allittl better than lets say 8.5 bout not nearly quite a 9. Also I've seen Mya, been with her. I know Sophie. She too is among the top girls there. Hannah just doesn't make the cut for me. It doesn't matter how she is in the room alone. She also needs to raise my interest as well. Natalia seems like a nice girl from what I know of her. However, she hasn't had the pleasure of getting a massage from me yet. Apart from Sophie. None of the others Domtex mentioned look like Nikki or Nina or Crystal or give a massage as well as they do. Mya just plian looks way too young for me. Plus Mya's nude reverses are just that good. When compared to rest. Don't get me wrong. She seems like a very nice person, but I've been with her a few times. Go see Nikki, Nina, Crystal, Sophie,Jade, Chantle, Angle, Renee or Bianca and you'll see what I mean

 

[A pocket full of stones]

I have to agree with The-Phenomenon. Some ladies at SRM are getting too much hype and don't provide that great of a service. Yes Mya, Hannah and Jade get alot of posts, saying their unbeilvable. But there is other amazing mpa's at SRM. I've stayed with Nikki, who is a 10 in my books. And Sophie always puts a smile on my face. Jade I'm yet to have the pleasure. But as I've said before Nina is amazing. If your looking for a Massage and a time that you'll think about for awhile. Nikki, Sophie and Nina I feel there's no going wrong. Their worth every penny. Whether it be topless, or shower. You'll never be disappointed. And you'll always want to come back. Micron keep it up!!!

 

[pokemon master]

Kurt Angle?

Anyway welcome to the board .... so far four lurkers have come out. Are there anymore out there?

Tito "Greg Valentine is my bitch" Santana

 

[Pompal 09.]

Nice review, welcome to the board to all the new guys (this thread has really brought them out for some reason!)

 

[x_ill]

ThaL Lick, I'm glad to see that there is another guy out there that's a fan of Nina's massage. Lick you said see definatley does stay in your mind after the massage. Go see her a few times and her massages get better and better. Personally for me, sometimes when I go there Nikki is my second choice with Nina being my first of course!!!

 

[eff j]

Hi everyone

 

[Max S]

What the hell is that all about???

 

[Sisir]

I am heading up to SRM today and what a tough decision to make. It seems every girl here is just hot, hot, hot. Want to see Mya again but what about Nikki, Serena, Krystal, Jade, Hannah, Sophie?? OMG. How does a boy decide? Maybe a few of these ladies would get together and provide a quad massage.

Jayman

 

[Pompal 09.]

Sophie ROCKS !!

 

[Zenablue]

Looks like Jk-flip-flop is dying.

JK good luck and I hope whatever you have you overcome it.

 

[ed031639]

At least with that list you know one thing........You can't go wrong!

 

[ruckus1837]

jk_flip_flop, let me know who beat you up!! George "the Animal" Steele, Ricky Steamboat and myself will beat him up with steel chairs for you (and if its Macho Man, Brutus Beefcake will join in too)!!! Anyway hope you get better!!

Arriba!!!!

Tito "Sensual Latino Lover" Santana

 

[imaghost]

Oh this type of shit is going way too far now!

If the NYE promotion wasn't sick enough, we've now escalated to this level? Mother of Gawd!

Ladies & Gentlemen: There has been an identification in the marketplace that those who are seeking out emotional salvage from SP's have more $$$ to spend.

Note to operator(s): They will find you without this type of BS! Stick to the multifple handles and creative shills (ie. multiple MPA's reviewed positivley in one single post to create the illusion of objectivity).

Phew...I feel better now.

kkarn/

 

[Pearl L]

JK,

Thanks for posting your situation. I hope all goes your way... it is nice to know that the people who share all the fun stuff also see fit to share some personal situations as well. It adds to the feeling of brotherhood. Fight hard, it sounds like you are one of the good ones.

BS

 

[Smoking Gun]

Great to have you on board man!

 

[Aerohead]

I feel like the Howard Stern of massageplanet.net. The FCC may cut me off if I keep speaking my mind...