The next MPA at IT/HFH should be named............

[Kelsey Ann]

POOL.

That's right, massageplanet.net's very own living legend Pool aka Poolie has the perfect MPA name. Just think about it. What do you think of when you think of Pool(s)? You think of beautiful blue water and hot summer days sitting around the pool and fantasizing about that gorgeous Puerto Rican life guard,as he delicately applies sun tan lotion to his glistening pectorals.

MPA' are supposed to be beautiful and relaxing....................MUCH THE WAY POOL(s) are.

Paul, I suggest that you change Brooke's name to Pool. Her name reminds me of Brooks running shoes,plus,she's only been there a month,so I doubt she's had a chance to get used to the name.

Can you imagine how popular an MPA named Pool would be with massageplanet.net members? She would get booked faster than a mexican trying to sneak across the American border.

MPA named Pool = Ridiculous amount of business from massageplanet.net members and worldwide Pool fans

MPA named Brooke = Good looking kid who brings in a decent amount of money for you

Paul,the choice is obvious.

POOL!!!!!

POOL!!!!

POOL!!!!


PS I'm drunk off of Malibu rum right now,so this post might seem alittle idiotic right now.Then again,all my posts are idiotic so I dont even know why I added this.

 

[Love Me or Hate Me PM]

Actually Rusty, your P.S. there makes the most sense out of everything I've ever read from you!!

 

[cbau]

I think of peeing in the pool - does that count?

 

[EBRAYWORLD]

I second that motion!

 

[13lunt]

I was hoping that HFH/IT would adopt porn type names, i.e. a first and last name which many times may resemble those of real celebrities, other porn stars or bodyparts.

BBLACK

 

[Pompal 09.]

What, no poll?

 

[Brent]

I like the name Lolli Topps

http://209.29.131.76/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=42714

 

[JUDY 3000]

I'd go see Poolie.

 

[Girl dreamer]

I barely even know this man.

Ducky, I'll make it well worth your while. I'm sure I can count on you to keep the balance in those long threads battling over whether I'm a sensitive GFE guy or a mean [intimidating] diva.

I gotta get a patent on the name, so I can cash in on the royalties, before Paul gets a hold of this "stroke" of genius. I tend to think the name may be more popular outside of the massageplanet.net community though.

Now if I can just figure out if I need or only desire one of these matrix orbital LCD display controllers. Let's call it Shelly.

PS I just woke up and have "If I traded it all, If I gave it all away, for one thing, Just for one thing" rebounding in my brain, so don't mind me, but then again ....

 

[Jade ? MJ]

Whats wrong with name Dudette, but I would skip the shower massage.

 

[VPSY]

I'm just wondering why Rusty didn't suggest "Sheik's Girlfriend"

 

[IReallyDunno]

hey, get your own limelight !

 

[Heidi S]

Sara,

Dont knock the Rev's, as they're a great pre par-tay drink that do a good job of getting you ready for the heavyweight drinks.

As far as The Garyboy goes, he wants to know why you couldn't take your eyes off his nugget pouch,while the two of you were dancing together at Palazzo. The Garyboy knows that you are warm for his form, and plans on seeing you during your next shift.

WHAT YA GONNA DO WHEN THE GARYBOY'S MILKSHAKE RUNS WILD ON YOU?!?!?!?!

 

[Obastro]

Dont you mean eeeeeeeewwwwww eeeeeeeeeewwwww Garyboy good?