The worst that could happen (happened to me today)

[rabcnesbit]

Well, fellow massageplanet.netites, the urge hit me today and I decided to visit an MP I've been to few times before. I've always had a good time at that establishment and I thought I'd give it another try.

I saw the same Oriental lady I've seen in the past and, as usual, things got going pretty good....lots of action, good chemistry etc. etc......

Before I continue, let me ask all of you....What is the worst thing that could happen when you're in the thick of things?? Ever thought about that? Could it be finding out your MPA has bad breath or bad hygiene where it matters most? Or maybe you unfortunately 'finish' too soon. Or perhaps there's a loud, obnoxious customer in the next room or a fight in the reception area.......Or maybe the MPA gets angry with you for some reason or another and you both exchange words......Or LE bangs on your door......What could be worse?

Well, I know because it happened to me.......Ever done DATY and have your lady fart in your face? In all my years of intimacy with the women I've known and not known, nothing like this has ever happened to me in my life but it did today....I'm mortified....I'm grossed out....I'm sickened.

She just laughed it all off like it was nothing but I could barely continue......I heard this noise and then I smelt something..........

I swear...the way I feel now, I don't ever want to hobby again....I'm not kidding. Just the thought makes me want to puke......

Did I deserve this? Maybe. Maybe I've done something and fate decided to knock me down a few pegs........

I almost feel traumatized.

Please fellow massageplanet.netites, don't laugh at me...It's not funny at all.

I hope this never happens to any of you....

 

[saurav]

LMAO!!!

Sorry but that's funny and embarrassing.

 

[richyroy]

Sorry to hear that, sometimes i've had to urge to let one go when i'm in a session with an Mpa but always hold it in, it's just plain rude to do something like that at that particular time.
Did you still end up paying though because i highly doubt that i would have put forth my donation after she had the audacity to singe off my face up close and personal.

 

[JessicaM]

She could have set a sputnik off into space.

Count yourself lucky !!!

VBB

 

[~*~Ashlyn~*~]

There was a thread here a couple of years ago where the MPA did a great deal more than fart!

 

[Estella]

There is a mpa who may offer this service?
Where do I sign up?
I'd like to smell a tasty poof
GAG!!!

 

[Pompal 09.]

Sorry ... I couldn't stop laughing. But seriously, I feel bad for you man.

If it's any consolation to you, noisy farts are harmless since they don't stink that bad. The silent fart is the most lethal and deadly ... combined with the warm air in the room, it can be a real stinker.

 

[Season Rain]

Sorry to hear your pain but be grateful she didn't follow through!

 

[Im back for my TC title]

If Vanessa at Back Fitness is still around, indulge yourself.

 

[Smoochy "Heathen"]

OMG...that is too funny...sorry to laugh...but LMAO

 

[Megan H.]

That if a MPA or SP farts on your face, when u are having a daty, then the date is La-Gratis, becuase she has shown disrespect to your adoration for her. This is the most funniest thread i have read on this forum, i simply could not stop laughing

 

[divinemystick]

Cut it out you guys.................

And, by the way, since a few of you are wondering why I paid after being disrespected so badly....I paid IN ADVANCE.....something I don't normally do.....I didn't even wonder why she wanted the money up front.....Your guess is as good as mine.....

 

[Boo Boo Kitty]

I suppose the GOOD news is she allowed DATY... you just didn't pay for "Extras"

 

[deelell]

The DATY must have been damn good if she let one... I mean let herself go.

 

[unwritten]

did she have for lunch?

 

[Travis]

With the way GAS prices are rising you should have tipped her some extra coin!

 

[Dr P]

lmfao

Too funny. I thought you were going to say you had a little problem with your unit not responding in a manner to which you'd want

 

[Anni Apple]

I'm sorry dude but I've never been more serious. Maybe you can shrug it all off in an easy going kind of way but not me.....We all react differently and my reaction was not 'fucking retarded'. If you feel that way maybe you're the type to go in for golden showers or nice hot hershey bars on your head..........I, for one, feel I understated my reaction........Other guys might just have made a scene or blew a fuse. I simply smiled, held my breath and continued with the session until I could get out of there.....I think I handled the situation the best I could given what happened.

Fucking retarded.........INDEED.............

 

[Pompal 09.]

It sounded overblown to me as well.

 

[Zak]

in all seriousness...and I am trying to be serious...if you are traumatized by this, just take a break for awhile. Yes its awful for you...yes its gross to you...but hey just think of when you are doggie style and yer lady gets all pumped full of air....we all know what happens...yes this is not in yer face but damn..its an act of nature...and even though its hard to imagine...even the queen farts. Shit happens!...lol