Things you should NEVER say to an SP...

[Maria]

"But I just had a shower before I left"

"Can i get a discount if I promise you will have a good time also?"

"Are you sure you are a girl?"

"Can i come see you, and pay next week?"

"Why is a nice girl like you doing this?"

"I'm your best/favourite customer right? Right?"

"This reminds me of that movie 'Pretty Woman'"

"Shame you're a hooker - you would have a made a great girlfriend"

"You had a busy day?"

 

[I got a muffin!]

" Do you know XXXXX ? She is SP too and she is amazing! "

 

[Mine<3]

"You had a busy day?"

guilty.....
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[Ashton L]

"Can we double check your weight on the scales I brought?"

 

[whenallwasgold]

Lol.. I like this thread..
Sadly I hear 6 out of those 9 all the time.. I don't take any of it too seriously, nerves get the better of some and sometimes you can't help what comes out... :???:
Love the pretty woman one.. lol..

 

[Tom]

During BBBJ.... "No I didn't cum yet, that's just the pus from my Gonorrhea"

 

[StyncKeyncBot]

HER: why do you always fuck from behind, don't you like looking at my face?
ME: your face, ass, what's the difference?

 

[g m]

Really that is not your age, what is your real age.

 

[Katie Sunshine]

hey sexy! why dont you tell us few lines what you have heard?

 

[lemily014]

You following your Mother's footsteps by being a SP.

 

[Chipmunk]

What's that sticky stuff on your ear?


I put it in your ass by accident!


You told me not to pee in your mouth, you didn't say anything about ejaculating!


Do you know Riley Royal? End of session, leave now!

 

[Acid]

You can use the mirror over there to put your makeup on.

 

[ownerest]

Holly shit man, that would make any woman cry.

 

[Andrew M]

She could only be so proud.

 

[JC Rules!]

Interesting thread, but try to keep it classy guys...funny is one thing, but some of the above are beginning to trend into "not cool" territory....

 

[princess]

Actually Damien, I would say cruel rather than "not cool" and there is no need nor place for it on this site.

 

[Cloe B]

SP: Ahhh uuhhh ohhhhh
Me: Are you faking? ! ( Never ask this ! )
SP: Do you really want to know?!!!

 

[xcake_eater123]

As soon as you come out of the shower, you look down at your pecker, grab it and ask her, HEY BABE, you ever seen a salami this big? If she starts laughing, YOU ARE in trouble.

 

[June V]

sorry sweetie, no kissy no kissy, you've got stank breath. :???:

 

[Bye Bye]

You people forget what this site is? there are no feelings being hurt as not directed at a specific individual.