Top 11 Ways to Scare a Geek

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Top 11 Ways to Scare a Geek​

• [*]Tell them FOX is making The X-Files: Reopened, but starring Clay Aiken and Ashlee Simpson.
  
  [*]Inform them that Comcast will be the only high speed ISP for the whole country.
  
  [*]Install a fake Antivirus on their Linux box and have it say their machine is infected.
  
  [*]Change their ringtone to Steve Ballmer yelling "Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers!"
  
  [*]Make a Clippy add-on for OpenOffice.
  
  [*]Hire Steve Ballmer to be their life coach.
  
  [*]Make IE their default browser. :hilarious:
  
  [*]Send them a fake notification from their ISP saying they will no longer provide Internet service because of porn downloads with a carbon copy to their mom. :ashamed: :ashamed: :ashamed:
  
  [*]Alter their Hosts file to redirect Google to a 404 message.
  
  [*]Spray fried motherboard scented Air Freshener. :lmao:
  
  [*]Tell them Lucas is reworking the Original Star Wars trilogy again to add Jar Jar Binks
  

 

[BDS]

:lmao: :fear: :

 

[gazeygoo]

post successful:yammy is already scared!!!!!!!!!!
only safin left to scare:lmao::lmao::hilarious:

 

[Cell]

stupid jokes... i didn't even understand half of them

 

[Aimmantier]

^ you aren't a geek then :lmao:

 

[tfeqoupyicaicrezz]

did you make out this things ??

 

[Mistblossom]

^ make out? :ashamed:

 

[whatquestions]

:lmao: agnel, yu are making out with "things" :lmao: :rofl:

 

[czhhjgcm]

good m not a geek

 

[alamolicious]

I should add champu as the 12th way to scare the geek :lmao: :hilarious: