Kurremkarmerruk
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I noticed in the tour section, a few of the ladies are touring Sydney. I'm telling you ladies, ya don't want to go there. For a very good reason. It's full of bloodey New South Welshmen. The biggest bunch of dickheads on the planet. Do you know why Queensalnd and Victoria don't float away because NSW suxs that much. :
I'm telling you ladies that you would be much happier if you came up north, to Townsville. For one thing it has the greatest cab driver in the world. Not me but I bet you I could find him for you. And the weather up here this time of year is brilliant. Do you ladies really want to go to a place where it's raining and 16C. When you could be in Townsville and 27C and sunny.
Well I hope I have sold some of you ladies on the idea of Townsville. I know I harp on about this a bit. But you can't blame a bloke for trying now, can you.
Yours Colin The One Man Tourist Brueu Of Townsville Hun :twisted:
I'm telling you ladies that you would be much happier if you came up north, to Townsville. For one thing it has the greatest cab driver in the world. Not me but I bet you I could find him for you. And the weather up here this time of year is brilliant. Do you ladies really want to go to a place where it's raining and 16C. When you could be in Townsville and 27C and sunny.
Well I hope I have sold some of you ladies on the idea of Townsville. I know I harp on about this a bit. But you can't blame a bloke for trying now, can you.
Yours Colin The One Man Tourist Brueu Of Townsville Hun :twisted: