Ivan, lighten up a bit. It was a joke, she laughed, understanding it was a comment on my enjoyment level. What, by the way makes you any better than an MPA? If you are visiting them you are operating on the same moral level as them. You are also operating on a bit of a double standard there bud.
An update on my injury. The bruise is finally gone and things are almost normal. It seems I injured the carriage cartilidge a bit and there is still a slight bump over the pubic bone and there is a new scrap of hard cartiledge or something at the dase of my penis when I have a hard on. It sticks out a tiny bit but doesn't hurt.
The moral of the story. Be careful out there. Sliding can be dangerous!