Undercover in Oldham!

[rachelisasquirrel]

This is in the News of the World today ....

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/notw/_news/1303129/Old-Age-Pimps.html

 

[SUSAN B]

I can't read the story, not being a member. What's it about?

 

[Pompal 09.]

Undercover sting in the News of the World on the Georgian in Oldham:
"To their well-heeled neighbours, pensioners Barry Yorke and Anne Bamford are pillars of their community.
She owns a weddings business and organises school proms and children's parties while her ex-antiques dealer hubby wiles away his retirement playing tennis and golf.
But this Darby & Joan won't be seen taking tea in OAPs' pop-in- parlours - because they're too busy running their own dodgy massage parlour.
Behind their nice-old-couple facade are a VICE old couple who secretly run a busy brothel where 45 hookers offer kinky sex and cocaine. And mp.nets are entertained in "fantasy rooms" kitted out with uniforms, chains and whips.
Wrinkly pimps Yorke, 70, and 63-year-old Bamford ply their seedy trade well away Reviewom posh Worsley where they live in a £450,000 home just half a mile Reviewom Manchester United legend Ryan Giggs.
Their Georgian Club vice den in working-class Oldham is handily only yards Reviewom Barmford's Limo Lounge wedding and limousine firm.
Acting on a tip-off about the couple, who regularly rub shoulders with local dignitaries, an undercover reviewer called at the Georgian - which masquerades as a "health club" - posing as a hooker looking for work.
Inside, the brothel is laid out like a B&B reception. Only the rooms here are strictly Bed and Bonking.
In designer clothes and dripping with jewellery, well-preserved Bamford ushered our girl into one of the bedrooms and told her: "We've a lot of customers. You have some nice ones and you have some d***heads as well. A girl that worked Tuesday made £450. "
Bamford introduced our girl to her grey-haired, bespectacled husband of 12 years after revealing he launched the illegal brothel 35 years ago.
Grinning Yorke told her how he and the receptionist would place bets on how many customers would use their services each day.
Bamford chipped in: "It's not difficult to build customers up. On Reviewiday night we had 41 in. Reviewiday nights and Saturday nights are hammered."

Bamford then listed what her hookers charged for specific sex acts.
Then a male undercover reviewer posing as a new mp.net checked out what was on offer. . . including, aptly enough, Viagra-fuelled romps.

Receptionist Beth told him: "There's four ladies on. Stacey offers a fantastic body to body. The half hour is £45, an hour £90. Fantasy rooms are £100." She showed our man a fantasy room with a pole in the middle and a wardrobe with police and nurses uniforms beside chains, whips and leather paddles.
Beth then guided him to three scantily-clad women in reception. One, called Taylor, led our man to a mirrored "penthouse suite" where hard core porn blazed Reviewom a TV near a pile of sex toys.
She told him she could pep up their session with cocaine. "I can get it off this guy for £40 a gram." Sensing our man wasn't interested she then offered him Viagra tablets. "It's £10 each. The receptionist has them. Do you want some now?" she asked. Our man made an excuse and left.

Bamford's main business is bespoke wedding packages with limos or vineforum.xxxe cars. Yorke is a member of the Manchester Real Tennis club and a golf club near their luxury home. They also own a villa in Spain.
Their brothel website boasts it offers "high calibre ladies" and a "warm, Reviewiendly, atmosphere". The couple might find a different atmosphere around them now. "

 

[emorain]

I think they might be wise to cool it for a few weeks. I've never liked the NotW. Twats.

D.

 

[Julie D.]

Was wondering what all the fuss was about. Nearly popped in on Sunday night but the back door was locked and a dodgy sign said to use the Reviewont. For some reason it didn't feel right so i left. Shame as i've met some nice lasss there before!

 

[Katelina]

The sad thing is there is a big portion of the dribbling, moronic members of the modern day British public who think the sex industrie is "dirty" and "wrong" and shit like that article just re enforces those ideas. People are so dumb they will believe anything is wrong if you word it to be so and set the desired tone.

That place seems like any other parlour to me where honest folk make a buck selling the most natural of things... SEX!... Where is the harm in that as long as it is consensual, private and practiced in a safe manor?

I've never liked drugs in a parlour but it's not as if it was forced on the guy now is it.

Would these guys prefer the girls at that parlour be forced to ply their trade as streetwalkers in a far less safe environment?

 

[Pompal 09.]

Jeez, the NotW are still plying their tired formula, nothing's changed in the 50 years since I first read it. And trying to portray it as being something new and newsworthy.

 

[HK OS]

"Our man made his excuses and left"

Sensationalist dross. They would rather girls worked on their own in a flat or on the street and then they will have another "story" when some poor girl gets raped or murdered over which they can cry their crocodile tears.

When will people in these islands grow up?

 

[ezza1982]

Made his excuses and left but suspiciously put in an expenses claim for £50!

 

[Alex ?]

It's a shame that the media has nothing more benefitial to be doing and reviewing proper news instead of this. Of course, they'd be out of business if it was legalised and accepted for what it is.

 

[?u??sfloozy]

If the sex industry was legalised or more of the public more open minded then stories like this would not exist. The other thing is that the local police and council will have to be seen to do something. I feel sorry if the couple lost any custom or if any of the WG's felt they had to retire or go somewhere else just as a result in a tacky story in a low grade rag.

 

[SkittleSniffer]

agreed Funtime.. i feel sorry for Wgs and people involved.
Just more nasty journalism Reviewom the tabloid papers.

 

[candisaur]

"Our man made his excuses and left"


Strewth! They've been using this line for 55 years to my knowledge. The one worrrying feature was the offering of cocaine, that really could cause trouble for the parlour.

 

[easy cleaning]

Only visited the Georgian once but found it ok. Nice Reviewiendly place.

I wish someone would expose what these tabloid editors and journalists get up to in their private lives.

 

[Shard]

Fully agree, an exposé of the expenses' fiddles and underhand practices of editors and journalists would be most welcome, but who is going to do it!

 

[SneakersPeepers]

I have been several times (not recently tho) and I was never offerd drugs, WHY NOT?