What do you tell them?

[myopic]

If an MP asks if you have a girlfriend (or are married), what do you say?

 

[I love him <3]

I'm single in there...and attached when I get out...they can do their little check though...look at the ring finger for the ring tan...you'll be easily caught if you lie...

 

[Hobo Joe]

tell them your single and then ask them if you can take them for a drink or dinner...lol...sumtimes it works...

 

[1st Baby Due 03/9/2010]

For some reason I get asked this alot.. I have no idea why...

Everytime I say I'm too young to be married (25) but I have a girlfriend... and to confirm what tinop said, they were usually flirtier before I blurbed this out.. on one occasion there was definatly a drop in the chemistry...

From now on I lie.. thing is.. somehow they can smell a made man.. women leave their mark I guess.. maybe they piss on us when we sleep .. I don't know..

 

[Temmah B]

I usually say no because I had a pretty bad experience lastime..

I can't remember which MPA or MP.. but I was being honest that time and told her I got a GF.. She was very disappointed and kept saying that I shouldn't be going to MP if I am attached!! So, I am basically listening to her lecture about relationship the whole session! Its more like stressed out than relax!! Although the girl is attractive, but its absolutely no GFE.

Just a thought,

007

 

[Pompal 09.]

I find all that irrelevant. It truly doesn't matter if you're married/ attached or not to me personally. All clients are treated equally. It was very hard initially to massage married man (Benrath, the post is coming soon in the WR ), but with a lot of exposure you get immune to guilt and shock. It is a client's decision to get a massage, so let it be.

Now, in a twisted way, I definitely have a strong preference for mature and married man. Why? Because they are generally nicer, gentler, more respectful, more reasonable and rather know where the fantasy ends and reality begins...

 

[tron]

Let's see now...

Girls tell their clients that they are divorcees from abusive husbands, single momms struggling financially, broke university students, persecuted refugees from uncivilized countries, etc. to get this extra tip.

Both shouldn't underestimate each others' intelligence and creativity.

Like I said this is a vast fantasy land for both parties involved!

P.S.
Please, don't get discouraged with my comments! Hopefully, not all attendants you see, are as evil and mischievous as me!

 

[aholm]

I alway''s say no, only because I am there for me and to be however or whatever mood I am in,plus I don''t want to talk about my girlfriend with a mpa while recieving my massage.It is supose to be her and I not three''s company.

 

[Roxxannie]

I always say no. Because that's the truth.

 

[Angel of Texas]

The reasons why an MPA asks that question are:

1) she's running out of topics to talk about
2) she wants to make u feel guilty and shame of what u do(doesn't work for most of us)
3) To remind u you're married and your wife is at home alone.........while you're having fun with another woman
4) she's hitting on u(highly unlikely........)
5) To make u think she's trying to hit on u so you'll tip her more(lots of guys do that)
6) she knows your wife/gf (ouch)
7) it's pretty simple.......she wants to know why a married man would pay $100+ for "stress" release

Just like Auron, I get asked this alot. From what I have experienced, the session is usually more fun if you tell the girl "I just broke up with my gf and need to find a place to have fun"

 

[Emerald knight]

manhandle, you forgot the most obvious reason why an mpa asks this question.

She, like all mpas, works for Statistics Canada and/or the Better Business Bureau and wants to gather information so that they can better understand the mind of the average mp-goer. It's all in the attempt to improve customer relations.

I like to tell the truth, I'm a married man who has 16 children. Hopefully StatsCan will beleive that all mp hobbyists have large families to feed like me. That way maybe next year we can all have a tax break in the mp expenditures section of our taxforms.

 

[bash]

I tell her the truth that I am married and explain that I trust she
can relieve my daily stress in a way much better than my wife can
offer.