When you regular MPA said.....

[Laurie C]

How would you sort out what it meant when your regular MPA said "Where have you been? I missed you"

Are you really special? or she just wants to keep you repeating with her?

 

[abdolzo]

she probably wants you to repeat. that doesn't mean that she isn't glad to see you also.

 

[zcall27]

Unless she says, I missed you so much, here's my cellphone number, call me for a date...she is just using that often-used line to get you to feel you are special to her. She knows what she is doing to get you to come back.

 

[Ally]

no you're not and yes she does, the best is when she sticks her panties in your pocket on the way out

 

[Judas Rusty]

it means she remembers who you are and wasn't repulsed by you. maybe she actually finds you a special client, but emphasis on CLIENT.

 

[gemgem279]

She wants you to repeat more often.

More repeats= more $$

 

[gc1j]

Remember the stepford wives ?

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"You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else."

 

[lil_c200516101]

Pls tell me more about the stepford wives.

 

[julie_becu]

and you are still a client even if (1) she gives you her cell phone #; (2) gives you her email address; (3) asks you to shave her at the beginning of her session; (4) invites you to her house for a session....(not all the same MPA)

 

[AssCreamMa]

when good customer service is a source of ridicule!
Dayger

 

[abdelhadi2000]

They weren't human.

The Stepford Wiveys

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If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck it could be a man pretending to be a duck.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I love that movie!!

 

[Angel H]

Or maybe she does like you and is happy to see you. End of story. MPA's have feelings just like the rest of the world.

 

[CipBerGreelia]

you just treat her a little nicer than some of the creeps she has as clients, and so she'd rather have a session with you...

 

[Pompal 09.]

No... it means she is in love with him and wants to run away with him and elope. It's so obvious.

 

[jessica cate]

I think hoodoomeister is right.

massageplanet.netites are probably more respectable than non-massageplanet.netites and most guys in general that walk into these spas aren't anything special. If an attendant can find a guy who is sober, decent looking, clean, and respectable those are the types of clients she wants coming back (or at least items 1, 3 &4 on the list).

I've had attendants tell me some stories of the druken, dirty, unrespectful slobs that can walk into the spa that they have to have a session with. They may either puch too far on the extras, pass out on the table, stink to high heavan, etc. Can't blame them for wanting to find a hidden gem of a client.

 

[Iliana G]

Hornet
Like your idea of separating massageplanet.netites from non-massageplanet.netites. While on this note, is there any way to separate outstanding massageplanet.netites vs mediocre massageplanet.netites when it comes to being popular with the MPAs?

Those who talk alot?
Those who write creative posts?
Young vs seasoned?
Rich vs not so rich?
Artists vs not so artistically gifted

 

[Pompal 09.]

Those who wear cheap womens' perfume and lingerie, and can hum the theme to most cheesy 70's sitcoms?

Those who dress like Arthur Fonzerelli?

 

[josh k]

Roadrunner,

In this months edition of "MPA Monthly Magazine", they actually had a pole that rated all the massageplanet.net members. Believe it or not, you came second behind the one and only Revolver. Sadly enough, I came in last place.

Here's what they had to say about us

Rev : All the MPA's who saw him described him as " He's just so sweet, sour, and full of unbridled power."

Roadrunner : Numerous MPA's said "Roadrunners company is so enjoyable that i've decided to write a diary detailing how great each session with him really is."

Rusty: As described by the IT girls " If treats were awful,you'd be in for one when Rusty comes to see you."

If anyone wants to see the complete ranking of massageplanet.net boys, check out www.mpamagazine.ca

 

[Girl]

Rusty
You are without question the funniest and the most fun.