Who came first?

[kenya allen]

Ok guys i found one of the best jokes i have ever come across on net... (Posted on TE by Zhops! ) So the FEzens who dun visit TE, shud not miss the fun! Here is the joke:


A chicken and egg are lying in bed together. The egg is smoking a cigarette,
looking very smug and full of itself.

Meanwhile the chicken is lying there looking beyond pissed off. After glaring
at the egg for quite awhile, the chicken finally mutters "I guess we finally
know the answer to that question."

 

[HubbaBubba]

: i dont know how many of the FEzens will understand this joke :lmao:::lmao:

 

[Warren Contreras]

Let us see... Damn, i shud have added a poll!!!

Did u understand the joke? Yes/No! :lmao: :lmao:

 

[Princess Zoe]

People would not have been honest in the voting

 

[Relheok]

i was still wondering if the joke really ended there... can somebodypls tell me the meaning of the joke..cudnt understand at al

 

[hgolden]

i didn't understand anything :S

 

[Wayne(Brandon)2]

^So honest our admin is!

Use da *ahem* side of ur brain! :tongue:

 

[JanetTiettotsscold]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Sardar Pwned.......

 

[leons1701]

Itys absolutely hilarious. This joke is becoming more "Jokey" with most of them not understanding it ::::

 

[Mama77]

Man...people don't get it even with that title :S Kya hoga apne desh ka?

 

[The Bear]

NSFAA!! I demand this thread be trashed ASAP.

 

[peyffdoo]

:lmao: :lmao:

 

[griff@att.net]

that indeed was a nice little cruel joke on people`s brains

 

[Rochamgrun]

The solution to all :

If one assumes the egg to be a chicken egg then one must define what a chicken egg is:

* If: A chicken egg will hatch a chicken

Then a bypass is allowed: An animal that was not a chicken laid the chicken egg which contained the first chicken. In this case the egg came first.

* If: A chicken egg is the egg that only a chicken lays

Then a bypass is allowed: A chicken (that hatched from a non-chicken egg) laid an egg (a chicken egg).

* If: A chicken egg will hatch a chicken and was laid by a chicken

Then there may be an error of definition. If the definition of "chicken" used does not refer to "chicken eggs," then the chicken must come first, because without chickens there cannot be any chicken eggs.

* If: The question didn't specify that the egg had to be a chicken egg

Then we could easily say that the egg came first, because fish had been laying eggs long before chickens were around.

:S Eggxactly hahaha ha! :

 

[HOV Ranch]

LOL

 

[bleytuouichitgezh]

OMG!!! Too good mate!

 

[Caleb Marrinan]

:lmao: awesome... ha ha

 

[Andrea Powers]

good one
yar

 

[SkateSleepRepeat]

hahahaha :hilarious:

 

[Arlyn Beadles]

hyeah:all i know is that whatever u order comes first.lolhyeah: