World Massage Day?

[uno1]

With all this commotion about this lame ass World Youth Day, I thought to myself why not have a day (more like a week) that people can really enjoy.........World Massage Day. Just Imagine the best MPA's from all over the world gathering in Toronto for a week long massage festival.We can see how the girls of California, Stokholm, Helsinki,etc stack up against the likes of Alexis,Paige,Tarah,Cameron,etc. Im sure this would be much much more enjoyable than this World Youth Day. There's a church across the street from my house, where there's 300 kids from Minnesota. I just got back from the Macdonald's close to my house and asked one of the kids how he was enjoying World Youth Day and Toronto you know what his reply was? "It's pretty boring man, we went to see the Pope and now all we do is come to this plaza and tear our hair out from boredom". Poor kid, I was just about ready to drive him over to IT for some extra curricular Youth day activities. So Mel if you're reading this, forget about Youth day and bring in a World Massage Day, I dont know about you guys but I'd much rather see Alexis than the Pope any day of the week.

 

[BabyGirl05]

How about Alexis with The Pope!

Perry

 

[Juu]

I dont want to see that guy's wrinkled ass. i'd rather have me with Alexis.

 

[Pompal 09.]

How do you know his ass is wrinkled???

Hmmmmm????????!!!!!!!!!!!

Perry

 

[iKNOWyouDO]

Now thats a grand idea. World Massage Day is A.OK with me. Man just imagine it. like the car booths at an auto show, you can have country booths with MPAs from all over.

Now that is one show anyone and everyone would be attracted to attend.

 

[LaPelishima]

He's extremely old and his face is wrinkled. Do the math Perry.

 

[Wanna play?]

Believe me Paul, there's no IT quality girl out of this bunch.Not to mention the fact all these kids look to be around 16 years old. If there was IT quality girls staying there, I would PM you instantly Paul.

 

[mallorycat [RIPMJ]]

Fruitopia would be the official sponsor of World Massage Day. We'd have the creator of the Alden Club website design the World Massage Day website obviously.The website would feature Alexis standing next to a giant fruitopia machine.

 

[MiXxeD]

That is why the priests are recruiting them!

And I thought that I was a perverted monkey.

 

[Transitional CatBunny]

My apologies tinop. I forgot I was talking about such a worldly figure.

 

[Rajendra M]

Those are the boys though.

 

[mabisking26]

But his ass is wrinkly. One of the nuns he is staying with told me so.

 

[shealynn r]

Isn't heaven being in Allegra's arms? Or are you into polytheism? Anyway, it is good to believe. Confession washes all clean, so we can start all over again.

The lighthearted, tongue in cheek, monkey.

 

[Duct Tape Fixes All]

Don't blame Mel for poor organizational skills. Blame the people who sponsored him to come over here. (i.e. his own church) The organizers of WYD have been given praise the world around. Just because some punk-ass doesn't get it. Maybe he should have stayed home.

I'm born Catholic, but don't attend church. I still have respect for the pope though (Well put by the way Tinop) just as I would any other religious leader or head of state.

Rusty, your idea for a world massage day is a novel one. If World Youth Day doesn't convince the world that Toronto is a world-class city, perhaps the Olympic judges need to take a tour of the GTA MP's.

 

[MikeSnake]

Religious or not, the fact that so many young people from around the world are still dedicated to spiritual pursuits is indicative of the relevance of Christianity even today.

Despite the nay-sayers, religion still is an institution deserving of respect - even on this board.

 

[ducky14528]

You guys are really humorous, too humourous!!

 

[shh]

Just think if Toronto got the olympics, it would be complete disaster.Heck we already hosted a couple of Wrestlemania's why not host a World Massage Day. Toronto can then lay claim to the world's sleaziest (most fun) city.

 

[Zey]

yeah. what can world youth day bring us?
i would highly recommand have World Massage Day.
at least We can get laid, and the girls get paid, and homeless people still have no place to stay.

i will be like, having a blonde, asian and argintine serving me at the same time.!!

 

[???????????]

All the influx of massage tables has to go somewere.

 

[Fluffness!.?]

You mean: "All the influx of massage tables has to COME FROM somewhere." ;-)

This is such a great thread!

Davis