I have to agree. I saw her pics on the web and fell in love
I tend to stay away from massage services because that's usually all there is. A massage, with the occasional hand release. For the money, it's better to go incall or outcall escorts.
However, one hot sunny Friday a few weeks ago I gave in and set up an appointment.
First, there are no shower facilities. From the junk piled up in the tub, it looks like the water has been turned off. I was offered a paper towel though. Quite nice of her, I thought.
She has you strip, then lie down on a futon. She positions herself above you in a 69 position, though is very carefull that she doesn't touch you anywhere. Next she puts on a condom (while I'm still soft...to that point there was nothing to get hard about), slips on a pair of gloves, then gives me a hand job. She does talk dirty while doing this...stories about her girlfriend or some guy she met in a bar, but I have to believe it's only talk.
In summary, it's a total rip off. STay away!!!!