xmas peom

[Bret]

: That is really old.. but the I've heard a different ending:

He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart
The son of a bitch blew the chimeny apart,
He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight
Piss on you all and have a hell of a night.

 

[fdegiuziiaxinjegn]

: : That joke is older than the hills on my grannys' chest....: :

 

[Fideal]

whats a peom :
:hmm: i think that might be latin :hmm:

funny christmas thingy : : :
im gonna steal it
and make millions with it

 

[Untitled Always]

Lol.
Nice poem dude.

 

[xtpclfja]

Seen this already I think .......

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[gyyagyln]

I love peoms.

 

[Mae B Jolly]

gay joke.................

 

[animalking]

‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
Everybody felt s hitty — even the mouse.
Mom at the Who rehouse and Dad smoking grass;
I’d just settled down for a nice piece of ass.

When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter
I sprung from my piece to see what the matter
Then out on the lawn I saw a big di ck
I knew in a moment: it must be Saint Nick.

He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell
I knew in a moment the fat fu cker fell.
He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer
And a big rubber kok for my brother the qu eer.

He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart
The son of a bitch blew the chimeny apart,
He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight
“*******s hope ya xmas is s hite

 

[Deleted member 79939]

Andrew Dice Clay and Seinfeld in the house .

 

[Deleted member 79939]

I love x
I love xmas
I love shopping
I love x
I love xmas
When I carry the xmas tree
for my lovely mistress

 

[Deleted member 79939]

nice hands
warm weather
cold winter
let them go shopping
to keep hot