You greedy Sons of Bipeds....

[A Wolf at the Door.]

Right. So, I'm out in the west end on business, but I remember that SOPHIE is working at SRM today... so, with crossed paws, I hop in and hope to have a chance to see her (she's so YUMMY!).

I'm confused as I come in, because some dish in red undergarments is having pictures taken in the lounge, and I'm easily distracted. Joy (delightful lady that she is) re-focuses me, and I ask to see Sophie. Joy (delightful lady that she is) looks at me like I'm the slowest student in her "special education" class, and proceeds to show me how Sophie is booked, every shift, from now to the end of time (or, at least as far as they have a schedule).

Now I try to explain that I LIKE Sophie, and if it weren't for the pesky web of restraining orders, that I'm sure we'd be married by now. This does little to open up timeslots.

See... SEE... we start to share with you humans, and all that happens is that, once again, the rabbits get FUCKED (in that unpleasant "receiving, but not by choice" interpretation). No Sophies for bunnies....

You all are greedy Sons of Bipeds, and if it weren't for the fact that I would do EXACTLY the same thing in your position, I'd really hate you f#ckers....


Corksuckers.

 

[sophieb]

I am soory to hear that sir....and I assure you, if I had an appointment to give to you I would (thats the kind of Christian I am), but; alas I don't. I do recognize the problem, I have ahd the pleasure of Sophies aquaintance once.....and only once.

Worry not though, restraining orders aside; I'm sure your persistence will pay off one day.

Good Luck.....and may the force be with you.


"The force is strong in that one"

 

[jean t]

Well, I had been hoping to sometime maybe have a chance to see Sophie but, every shift till the end of time? Well that's really not nice. And Sophie wants to see me, she told me so, well sort of. Anyway, I got some work ahead of me. I need help I think. One of these days Sophie, before the end of time, I hope!!

 

[Pompal 09.]

Now Fuzzy that's not very nice. What happen to share and share alike? Besides if you read the small print of your restraining order (no not that part I mean the really really small print), you would see that Bunnies are only allowed to see Sophies once every two months. I belive that you have already had your alloted quota.

I told you not to sign the contract but you just had to sell your soul...........

 

[RebekkaWillinger]

Thank God I don't have "Sophie" fever... I've never seen her, and by the looks of it if I wanted a session for my birthday in August I'd better think of booking now...

My current dosage of medication barely keeps my Cyan/Ashley fetish in check !

 

[Texasgirl]

...and if you were to give me the appointment, I would gratefully (and graciously) accept (that's the kind of selfish rabbit that I am...)... regardless of what the small print says.

You are a kind biped, and should not be confused with the greedy corksuckers who are keeping Sophie from us.



P.S. Best of luck, Mr. Revolver... she's still very much worth the wait....

 

[Duddeee]

It's ok Fuzzy, I have the exact same problem you do, except I can't get an appointment with Nikki when I can fit it into my schedule. Look on the bright side, at least you don't have to waste 4 hours coming down from Michigan everytime you want to see Sophie.

 

[Barb M]

Hey Fuzzy Thumper,

How much would you pay for my appointment? I might auction it off.

 

[kingsley]

That's what they say...

Next time you're at SRM, dress up like a tiger. Tiger's never have problems with getting their dose of Sophies. I have much love for my bipedal massageplanet.net-bredren. So Fuzzy, please don't have any resentment, they have needs too. Oh yeah, maybe next time you should call ahead.

BTW last time I saw Sophie, I walked in and Sophie was the only MPA available. I thought WTF? Appearently some stupid sumbitch did a no-show, so I was soooo lucky to have a 45 min session with the beautiful Sophie.

 

[Trevor]

Fuzzy, with a post like this you are going to have more competition for Sophie's time slots.

I'm making one today to see why she is so booked up.