you've shown up too early when

[Bodyzone21]

Stopped by for an appointment with Amber @ IT today. Was paranoid about traffic from downtown so I left early.... but got there with 30 min to spare. Yes that means I left fairly early but I'm always a bad judge of transit time.... plus the thought of missing Amber woulda killed me (she was booked fairly solid tonight).

As I'm sitting in the waiting room I started to realize (after thumbing through all the magazines) that the room reminded me of waht would happen if the people of the show Trading Spaces showed up and decided to spruce up your room.

while waiting I also couldn't help but wonder where the heck does Paul get these gorgeous women?!?! Between Amber, Alexis, Jenna, Tia, Vanessa, Samantha and the list goes on their all striking and unique in their own ways. Frankly the pics at the website don't do them justice since you can't see their faces. I mean having a hot body is one thing but to have a great face to go with it that's amazing (for us).

Oh yeah and the massage with Amber.... nothing new to add that hasn't been said before. I'd be surprised if someone was disappointed with her. But during my massage I couldn't help but think damn.... I could go broke knowing that she works here.

But as a wise massageplanet.netite had once posted next time you're horny go and take care of yourself and think of the money you've saved. That should at least help space out my visits (not that it could go on much longer after 3 visits to mps in 4 days). Oh well... so long as I don't dip into the vacation fund and retirement fund I'm okay!

Well that's enough blabbing

Frank

 

[Avril Lavigne]

I showed up at HFH around 45 minutes early once, I thought I was going to be late so I blitzed it down the 407 at like 190km/h. Ended up there far too early. Needless to say I read like 3 issues of FHM/Maxim while waiting. I have to add, the couch is definitely very comfy.

 

[Doug]

I was at SRM one time and read a Maxim article about man's great engineering marvels such as the Big Dig in Boston.
It was outstanding.
I had no idea that Maxim was worth reading in 2003.
I used to peek at it 1999 while at the Supermarket.

 

[Roger M]

Yeah, sometimes I go to IT or HFH just to read the magazines. While I'm sitting there I get asked can I help you? I politely respond nah. I was once given a MAD magazine so that I would leave the premises. I didn't mind the sounds of vacuum cleaners. But I guess by 1 a.m., it's time to go home.