This IS NOT a Zona Blue bashing thread. As far as I am concerned it is the best MP in all of SJO. That being said, I will share my experience with one chica. She goes by the name of "Kathy" or something that sounds very close to that. It's 5 o'clock on Sunday and I tell her let's go. We do the normal routine and on top of the cabinet I place the raincoat that I brought with me. Now, down to business.
She does the massage thing (worst I have ever had, but not the point) and then flips me over. We get to the raincoat issue and I tell her I have my own. Well, she doesn't want to get up so she pulls out this truck tire inner tube in a no-name package wrapper and proceeds to install said device on my average screwdriver. This inner tude was made for a midget chino dude or a chichihua... I'm not sure which one. She has to streach this Goodyear product to even get the thing on me and makes some comment that the coat is a little small.
Once installed, she begins a half-hearted CBJ. I can't feel a thing. The tube is so tight if it was a noose around my neck they would be calling Happy Trails funeral home to come get me. The raincoat was thick enough the CDC uses the same material when in contact with Ebola.
This chica is smart. She KNOWS the situation and it is at this point she says, "blow job sin condom veinte dollars". No, mi amor con condom was my reply. I was not going to get sucked (no pun intended) in her "trickery".
Generally, I tip 5 mils in Zona Blue. Knowing that, I offered her 5 mils sin condom, but she wouldn't bite(again, no pun intended). I get the job done, but am highly PO that she pulled this trickery on me. I thought to myself, the day I tip you for your service is the day the chicas start paying me because I as so good. I finish getting dressed and place my change of 8 mils into my pocket. She sees this and says with an attitude, "mi propina?".
At this point she has really gotten me PO'd. "Escucheme, quando tu dijo veinte dollars...... blah, blah, blah. Servicio malo no propina." I walked out without giving her a single colone. Maybe she got the message.
The moral of the story is.......STICK WITH NAOMI and problem solved.
Berk.........
She does the massage thing (worst I have ever had, but not the point) and then flips me over. We get to the raincoat issue and I tell her I have my own. Well, she doesn't want to get up so she pulls out this truck tire inner tube in a no-name package wrapper and proceeds to install said device on my average screwdriver. This inner tude was made for a midget chino dude or a chichihua... I'm not sure which one. She has to streach this Goodyear product to even get the thing on me and makes some comment that the coat is a little small.
Once installed, she begins a half-hearted CBJ. I can't feel a thing. The tube is so tight if it was a noose around my neck they would be calling Happy Trails funeral home to come get me. The raincoat was thick enough the CDC uses the same material when in contact with Ebola.
This chica is smart. She KNOWS the situation and it is at this point she says, "blow job sin condom veinte dollars". No, mi amor con condom was my reply. I was not going to get sucked (no pun intended) in her "trickery".
Generally, I tip 5 mils in Zona Blue. Knowing that, I offered her 5 mils sin condom, but she wouldn't bite(again, no pun intended). I get the job done, but am highly PO that she pulled this trickery on me. I thought to myself, the day I tip you for your service is the day the chicas start paying me because I as so good. I finish getting dressed and place my change of 8 mils into my pocket. She sees this and says with an attitude, "mi propina?".
At this point she has really gotten me PO'd. "Escucheme, quando tu dijo veinte dollars...... blah, blah, blah. Servicio malo no propina." I walked out without giving her a single colone. Maybe she got the message.
The moral of the story is.......STICK WITH NAOMI and problem solved.
Berk.........