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[Deleted member 52572]

Another FR.



This was my early days in mongering Got no of this lady from some online guy. Called her she described herself as Rajput married lady with Hugh tits and excellent service. She called me to place in gorai where one lady rents her bedroom place for mongering. She painted such rosy picture than I started visualizing sexy babe. Mind was not sure about her but when ahead since Johnny was restless. Reached place on time knocked door lady answered, gave name of that lady and she allowed me in. Her house was in mess. In another min. This lady walked out of bedroom, my heart stopped for a second and thought buffalo would be beautiful than this lady. Intact Johnny was so scared and traumatized that he refused to stand for 2 days. Politely refused and handed her ₹500/- and walked out




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[digiboyiss]

ha ha ha haa

buffalo
too funny

Another FR.



This was my early days in mongering Got no of this lady from some online guy. Called her she described herself as Rajput married lady with Hugh tits and excellent service. She called me to place in gorai where one lady rents her bedroom place for mongering. She painted such rosy picture than I started visualizing sexy babe. Mind was not sure about her but when ahead since Johnny was restless. Reached place on time knocked door lady answered, gave name of that lady and she allowed me in. Her house was in mess. In another min. This lady walked out of bedroom, my heart stopped for a second and thought buffalo would be beautiful than this lady. Intact Johnny was so scared and traumatized that he refused to stand for 2 days. Politely refused and handed her ₹500/- and walked out




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[sachinpatil]

hi guys
like the forum, new in this field, never visited any MP.i am interested in visiting any MP from Navi mumbai for fun.
next time any one going to visit MP in Kharghar or thane or any place in Mumbai.
i will give him a company , mail me at sachinpatil_12345 at rediffmail dot com
thanks in advance

 

[okleo]

Abey Don spam for god sake.....people visit here to have fun by reading experiences....not for your repeated messages......

 

[Valourforlife]

True guys!!
The MP near Kail*h La**i near dadar station is actually waste of money. They are just cheat around in the name of massage/service. Bloody thugs....
Apparently they also have 'branch' near Andheri Shoppers Stop on SV Road.
Definitely avoid it.

 

[vikram.dhawan007]

Here goes mine :

Funny : First time in a massage parlour, chick compliments sir aapka toh bahut achhaa hai. I assume she says that to every one

Horrifying : Went to a place in grant, generally all is smooth, once the guy took me in for the money and then snatched almost all my money . He let me in though..I had kept some 500 bucks near my undies, so was able to get back home

 

[appderivatives]

i want to recount an episode which happened to me while I was on deputation to Italy. i had fallen for an italian hw. She lived just across the road to my hotel and it became a daily routine to watch her in the evenings and mornings. Slowly we became friends...Initially we could not communicate as she didnt knew english and i had just started learning italian. its a long story which lasted for 3 and a half years. But I want to recount this incident. we couldnt go to each other's place so we would just go to countryside in her car and end up doing the act behind some bushes or an empty road or in a field etc..Once she parked the car on a slope in a road which had a dead end (we were not aware of this)....we got busy with each other and it had started to rain...after finishing the act when she started the car and tried to take the car back in reverse gear...she could not do it...the road had become marshy and the tyre was just rotating and the car was not moving. I suggested that we go down the road and take a turn and try to climb in first gear...we might be able to come out...we went ahead and the road ended in a field which was full of mud...the car got stuck and we just could not move it further....then i had to call one driver from the office and we informed him that somehow we have ended up in trouble...he understood the situation and with his SUV we tried to pull out the car with a rope...it had started to get dark and both of us were afraid...i was afraid that her hubby would discover everything and i was afraid that then the news would reach my office/my family etc... then i asked the driver to let the car be there and drive us to a shopping mall nearby...from there she called her hubby and informed him that she had come for shopping and by mistake in the dark she took a wrong route and her car is not stuck in the marshy field...she said that she found myself and my driver passing by and we were kind enough to give her a lift to the mall. The next day her hubby had to call the fire brigade people to pull the car out of that place. That day I was so afraid....but today when i think of that incident...i just cant stop myself from laughing...those were really golden days

 

[Pleasure Seeker]

WOW... that was a cool story... scary though for you and her, I am sure.

 

[Pleasure Seeker]

True guys!!
The MP near Kail*h La**i near dadar station is actually waste of money. They are just cheat around in the name of massage/service. Bloody thugs....
Apparently they also have 'branch' near Andheri Shoppers Stop on SV Road.
Definitely avoid it.

Please narrate your experience.

 

[Pleasure Seeker]

Another FR.



This was my early days in mongering Got no of this lady from some online guy. Called her she described herself as Rajput married lady with Hugh tits and excellent service. She called me to place in gorai where one lady rents her bedroom place for mongering. She painted such rosy picture than I started visualizing sexy babe. Mind was not sure about her but when ahead since Johnny was restless. Reached place on time knocked door lady answered, gave name of that lady and she allowed me in. Her house was in mess. In another min. This lady walked out of bedroom, my heart stopped for a second and thought buffalo would be beautiful than this lady. Intact Johnny was so scared and traumatized that he refused to stand for 2 days. Politely refused and handed her ₹500/- and walked out




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Very funny. Sometimes you don't know what you will find. That is the spirit of adventure in mongering.

 

[Pleasure Seeker]

A good story.

Hi Guys,

It is true, that the life has become so hectic and competitive in this real world. Whereas, the virtual world is still so helpful for all of us to read and get stress busted. I have a very important life changing meeting tomorrow early morning, Still thought to share my happiest moments at this Odd hour. So, I can be fully stress free tomorrow.

So, Let me start with loosing my virginity, I was 15 then in my Xth and use to hangout with couple of elder friends who were great mongers for me then , Use to hear stories of there mongering and use to spurt out every night shagging with there experiences. One day, they spoke about a Fatso living in my vicinity and said she is hard core in BBBJ, Johny was erect listening to the erotic story at that age. I went home and might have shagged at least three times fantasizing about the Fatso. The guy who told us the whole thing during Dandiya season then, also said she will be coming to this place at this time . I was sure he will not turn up, Instinct speaks still now ;-). So I was there around the same time waiting for this Fatso Gujju chick. She was at least 10 year older to me.

Hmm I was there at that lonely place in the area, She turned up right at the time. No one around, She knew me by my face. Saw me gave a gentle smile, I anyhow dared to HI", She was like how come u r here alone? I said, just got bugged watching dandiya so came here. I asked how come she is there? She said, a friend of her will turn up, and she is waiting for him. We just paused after that for a while.

She waited for 10 minutes and started a conversation with me, as to what I study and all? I said all then said where is ur friend? she said I dunno why he has not turned up. I took the guys name and said, are you waiting for that guy? She asked how you know? I just dared the courage and said I saw u both being intimate yesterday in that vacant under construction bungalow. She was like WTF? I said yeah I saw all ;-)

Then what she came next to me and said, this is not the right thing to see at this age.

Next time guys ;-)

Will continue clean and complete Funny Fr's, depending on response in this thread. :-D

 

[Pleasure Seeker]

yes, 7K is too much but a lesson learned.

Although the incident I am about to share is 4-5 years old, I think it is worthwhile to share it particularly to newbies. Through a friend I got this reference of hotel near Mcdonalds on bandra linking road. So I went there & as told to me, asked for a room for 2-3 hours. The rip-off started at that point. He asked for 1200 & settled for 1k. Once in the room, a pimp came in we talked for a while. He said he will be back with 3-4 girls from which I can pick. Till such time, we had not even talked about the charges (which is a big mistake. But I was also new to mongering scene). After half an hour he came back with 3 girls. Before even talking further, he took 300 Rs for taxi.The first one was mediocre but good body. Second was less than ordinary but the 3rd one was a NE girl. I have soft spot for chinkiz. This one had a good bod and b00bs. Then came the surprise. The pimp says 6k for 2 hours. I was like WTF !! After a while of negotiating, I finally gave in at 4k as Johnny wanted it badly. Condiman 200. Anyways, once in the room, she switched off the lights saying she's shy. My jaws dropped as soon as she removed her bra. I think the padding for 4 times because the boobs were not bigger than nimbooz and that too sagging. Well since I had already paid, I thought to get over with it. She lay flat like a dead body. No communication at all. Her pussy was also an ugly sight. vaginal skin hanging atleast 1 inch out. Got over with the formality. Then the chick asks me how much did the pimp charge & I told. She said I go for 1200-1500. I felt like cheated all over. Almost 7K that too 5 years back was a big deal. One of the worst experiences. My 'take away' is that be clear on all the costs upfront. In fact you also agree on a cost if you dont like the girls. That way you know if you have a way out.

 

[madhumahesh]

yes, 7K is too much but a lesson learned.

A bad experience indeed. One should not go to such places without references.

 

[appderivatives]

I had a bad experience last week. I was passing mankhurd towards navi mumbai...and stopped on the way on seeing few eunuchs standing on the roadside. As i was really hot and hadnt done it for few days wanted to get my jhonny sucked. So i chose a pretty looking one and entered the bushes. After finishing CIM I walked to my car and got in. In that moment a LE suddenly came from somewhere and stopped my car. He got into my car and asked me to drive to the chowki. I was shocked. He started threatening me with dire consequences...started asking 1 lac for not informing my family and my work place. Finally settled for 25K. Went to ATM and handed him over the money. After that he started asking me why do i do this and he could arrange a nice looking girl in a lodge nearby if i was interested. Why not stopped me before I went there and that fellow waited till I got over with the act. They are there to let the crime happen and then catch the culprit. If he was there he should first of all not allow those eunuchs to stand there and even if he arrived later he should have stopped me from going to them. I am really pissed off at this behaviour. If you want people to follow rules and law then be active and control it. Dont wait for the crime to happen and then try to extort money. Can someone throw light at what are the rules if one is caught in such act on the road and what is the punishment. It can prove to be helpful to save urself from these extortionists. Also I would recommend never go with street hookers.

 

[theenvisible]

Anyone have gorai girl contact?

 

[hardsolidnthick73]

This is an interesting thread.
With a global mongering experience of more than 12 years, I have a hell lot of so called 'weird' instances to state.
Lemme state a cpl of them for you.

It was somewhere in 2006-2007. I was seeing a hw (non-pro) on a regular basis in the afternoons. Torrid sessions were nearly a daily occurrence. Her husband used to be out there in his office and only daughter in schools. Her daughter was then in STD VII. It was a flat in the top floor of a residential apartment with a single entrance. A small 2-BHK.
Regular making outs made me overconfident. I use to cut silly jokes like, "imagine v r doing and ur hubby comes," etc. She also used laugh at those. One fine day, I was deep inside her in missionary, I said , "how about a knock on the door now?" My...my....very next moment the calling bell was ringing. It was a thunderstruck. No escape route. The bell kept ringing. She whispered, "its my daughter!!!" V had no clue on what to do. Her legs on my back, my johny deep inside in the warmth of her juices!!! V just kept mum. I somehow managed to silence both of our mobiles, so that a sudden call doesn't disclose our presence. The bell kept ringing for a long time. Then v heard footsteps fading. She whispered ," seems she has gone to her grandpa's place (which was nearby)". Ahh!!! What a sigh of relief. Johny was shrunk. She asked me to leave. Now, I was in two minds. If the case gets known then this is my last chance, I presumed. So, concentrated again and finished the deed. Then left the house asap. However, the matter didn't take any odd shape and v continued in the future too (till dt)

Another incidence happens to be in Mumbai only. Long back in 2007. Fixed an appo with a lady called Shi**ey through yahoo messenger. I do travel frequently to Mumbai. So, next date was planned. Decided to meet somewhere at Andheri (W). Now, lemme tell u...am a MILF man. She was so (as per her version, no webcam chat as she didn't have any.....only few pic shared vthout face).
I was waiting at a restaurent in Andheri (W). We kept communicating on the phone. She was about to arrive. I was excited to the best pos extent. THEN SHE ENTERED.
A hairy pig with the shape of a football. Must be 50 odd. Came and joined me in my table. The first thing she said, "Am hungry" Straightway she ordered one butter chicken, one chicken kebab and 4 nuns (am not exaggerating)!!! I said, I don't need anything to eat. She clarified that the quantity ordered is for her only and gave me a cute smile. OMG!! She doesn't have a canine teeth and that makes her more uglier. I was at a loss of words. Was thinking of a way to slip. She must have faced similar situations in the past. So, she was smart and aware to tackle me. She gulped the food and asked me to pay. I had no option but to do so. Then she took me by my elbow. Took me out of the restaurent and pointed to a nearby hotel (must be 3 star) and said that the room has been already booked. The people out there know her and the room rent will be somewhere Rs. 2400/-. Another shock!! I tried to mumble something, but she sensed the situation well. Blatantly told me that she will create a scene if I try to play any trick. So the situation was deadly. I have to fuck her. Oh God!! I donno how vll I get an erection!!!
As you know, luck favours the brave. Just as v were about to enter the hotel a strap of her footwear went off. I sensed a scope to run. The moment she left my elbow to bend down I hurriedly jumped back and crossed the road amidst the traffic, risking my life. Right opposite there was a super market. I sneaked into it and went to the gent's toilet straight away. Waited there for long 45 mins. Finally, when I found that the coast is clear, just took a cab went off.

This March am again going to Mumbai. I lost my old phone with all the Mumbai contacts.

If you have a genuine contact, kindly mail me at hardsolidnthick@gmail.com.

Till then...have a laugh and keep mongering

 

[69devil]

This is a story in which i had to give up on my job.
I had a girlfriend and my HR was a female elder to me and even she had a boyfriend. My co worker liked her and I helped him to talk to her and give them time to talk and stuff. One day we were having chai cigg downstairs and she closed her eyes and leaned on to kiss me. I did not because i was like WTF. Then i knew how to handle her.Asked her next day to come for a drink after work. Went to bandstand made out like anything.Now she was all into me and she lived with family, 2-3 days after she invited me to her home and it was all empty. We had 69 and sex. She was very fair and hot and was also 3 yrs elder. Now she told me leave this job or else i will tell everyone that you tried to do all that shit to me. I was like wtf man. She said its getting uncomfortable working with someone aise and she will continue to do sex if i leave. I left as i was getting around 25k pm. I continued for searching job and fucked her whole month without protection and weekly cumming inside her.
We tried anal first time. She did CIM first time and gave rimming n stuff. Finally got a job for 40k after 35-36 days.

 

[mumbaikar123]

This is a story in which i had to give up on my job.
I had a girlfriend and my HR was a female elder to me and even she had a boyfriend. My co worker liked her and I helped him to talk to her and give them time to talk and stuff. One day we were having chai cigg downstairs and she closed her eyes and leaned on to kiss me. I did not because i was like WTF. Then i knew how to handle her.Asked her next day to come for a drink after work. Went to bandstand made out like anything.Now she was all into me and she lived with family, 2-3 days after she invited me to her home and it was all empty. We had 69 and sex. She was very fair and hot and was also 3 yrs elder. Now she told me leave this job or else i will tell everyone that you tried to do all that shit to me. I was like wtf man. She said its getting uncomfortable working with someone aise and she will continue to do sex if i leave. I left as i was getting around 25k pm. I continued for searching job and fucked her whole month without protection and weekly cumming inside her.
We tried anal first time. She did CIM first time and gave rimming n stuff. Finally got a job for 40k after 35-36 days.

Blowjob
CIM
Anal
(New)Job
Cycle of life
Way to go man