Alana @ BP

[andypandy]

I guess that this might open a controversial can of worms. It seems that there are girls who seek to be the most popular, for whatever reason (mostly money, sometimes ego). They learn what the guys like to hear and they play it all the way. If you have been seeing one of your regulars for a while and she gives you her number, great! check it out without any expectations. If a new MPA gives you her number right away, ask yourself WTF!!! Maybe Alana has just learned this well from the best like Tarah and Jenna. On my first visit to see Jenna she wanted to give me her phone number, I said "Just PM me on massageplanet.net" Ok ok she was good enough to fool me into giving her that I admit (I mean these girls can be very good that saying exactly what we want to hear). Then she started babling stuff like "will you marry me ..." That was it for me ... I never went back ... so those MPAs win some and they loose some ... BTW that "drama queen" stuff only works for so long. Alana, you seem like a beautiful and charming girl ... most guys will come and see you because of that and the experience you offer during the session, for that alone. All the best to you.

I would take a BS from Amber, Cameron, or Alexis any day over "BS" like that.

Just one cynical monkey babbling his opinion ...

 

[Stu]

I've heard "I wanna marry your tongue" before, but that takes the cake !

 

[Mama Bear]

Why are you giving this girl such a hard time? She is barely 19. How much did you know about life when you were 19? I don't think she is too different from most 19 year olds out there. She is just learning the ropes. Maybe she doesn't have the finesse and professionalism of many of the other girls you guys mentioned. So be it. That is just the choice you make in exchange for her enthusiasm.

Most of you have been going to SCs and MPs for long enough to know what is an act and what isn't it. If you want to live in your fantasy and have it come shattering down around you when things don't go as you expect, you are to blame.

If you don't have any expectations, then you won't be disappointed.

 

[subhasish g]

Right on DR69

 

[wellwisher]

Also, if a dancer or MPA gives you her phone number, it is really bad form to let the whole world know about it. You are either doing it to get the girl in trouble or to show off to the rest of the board or both. Very bad form.

 

[Mike G]

Yeah you are right! It is VERY bad form. Even if the lady is no longer in the business. I guess that the only thing that gets me is that we should play by the gentlemanly rules and let them play by the rules that all is fair in love and war. You see it is true that if a guy falls for the fantasy or has high expectations even when being lead on, it is his fault, as it would be if taken by a con artist. I mean if little old ladies are stupid enough to give their life saving away to con men ... well they deserve what they get! It is just that I use to be a young monkey with a soft heart, before I became hard and callous, and well I empathies with these poor suckers who "fall in love" with the fantasy because they were strung along by a very skillful "love" con artist. So sometimes my empathy gets out of balance with my maintaining my good form. I am very sorry ... especially let me apologize to Jenna! Sorry Jenna!

A very bad monkey!

 

[Nostalgic for Disaster]

All you have to do to get a taste of reality is to go to a night club. Who are all the hot looking women hanging out with...the good-looking guys or the very rich guys. Look in the mirror and look at your bank account. Outside of the MP, would these gorgeous mpa's really want to go out with you. 99% of the time, probably not. Just for fun...if the mpa offers you her phone number, just say, no thank you, I already have 8 or 9 mpa numbers using up my cellphone memory space.

 

[anthony93]

Yes, the adult industry and beer commercials.