If you enjoy the rejection, go ahead.
Eggy, you seem to be a doofus social misfit.
I doubt that you have ever been in a relationship or even had a date before.
Well, certainly not a second date that is for sure.
First of all, unless you are given some signs of interest, your chances of success are extremely remote.
Not only that, but you don't merely ask for a number or date (lunch, dinner, or drinks), you jump right to let's be a happy couple and live happily ever after.
You think Sarah would want to be Eggy's girl when you have not even had a first date.
Now you think some other beatiful MPA would be interested in spending Christmas with you before you have even had a first date.
This ludicrous approach is insane, yet somehow you expect beautiful MPAs to fall for this extreme stupidity.
Eggy, if you ever find yourself in a situation where you want to plead not guilty by reason of insanity, and you need a character witness, give me a call.