Amusing things MPAs/SPs tell you when they have an orgasm

[Jun]

A truly bad penthouse letter in the making.

 

[Febe]

To me they say "You pay 20 dollars more!"

 

[Eleni]

My all-time favorite thing a client has said at that moment...

"There she blows!" (yelled-out with full-enthusiasm)

... beyond funny - when that gentleman visits me now, we still laugh about it, years-later.

 

[Penn]

One time during an upside down 69 (I was on top of her) as I was ready to blow my wad I "shat" out a nice clean log and it landed right between her tits.

I turned to look at her and she was stunned.

Before I could apologize she grabbed me by the ears and drove my face into her pussy and proceeded to give me the rimming of my life.

On the way out she whispered in my ear that she had the shitiest time of her life...and gave me her cell number.

 

[Candy Hearts]

I need a diagram, this appears physically impossible.

 

[GemMouse]

Get your fist out of me!

 

[damnyankeega]

The most common one i get is dont stop

 

[Kristen]

Wow! 2 times!!!

 

[~*~3 WKS LEFT~*~]

Was this at the Back Fitness Club?

 

[Ryan F]

Nice try Ref, but you've sucked me in one too many times in the past. LMAO!

 

[Downtide]

How about this one :

I just came / when I really didnt ! We all do it you just dont know about it . Did I just say that out loud ? Ooooooppppppppppsssss

BA

 

[howardlee1977]

I guess the reactions I have got are sighs, wows or the best is a little laugh, the kind that says I can't believe that happened. Sometimes there is chemistry that just kind of happens, maybe even only once, but it is nice to return the favour.

Now, I don't mind not giving her an orgasm, or at least so she doesn't need to fake it. I am sure she was enjoying herself, but just not feeling it that day. I have also been giving an MPA a nice sensual massage, not even going near the prizes and getting her worked up. She didn't really give me a choice where my hands went next