Review Asian 50+ MILF Linda - Independent Professional Massage in Scarborough - 647-607-9982

[Hawaii health spa]

Hawaii health spa
3110 kingston rd. Scarborough, unit 7

Tel: 416-261-8088
Host: Eva & linda

Carrot cock is not a legend

Eva is new to massage field, we talked about cocks , I told her that I have one customer named Alen, he has a big cock like carrot , I even can't circle it with my two hands put together " and I told her that I haven't see him for a while .
Eva said:" oh ? ! ,could be that big?!"
I said:" yes, but it is on the bottom , not all the way that big"
Eva said" oh!? "
It seemed that she has no idea about how big that cock could be.
we ended this conversation quickly.

Alen came in one day, I told Eva :"it is him, the carrot cock one."

After finished massage , Eva told me :" oh huge cock, i''ve never seen that big cock in my life, carrot cock is not a tale indeed "
I added:" you see, two hands couldn't circle it "
Eva said :"yes, and it is so difficult to make him cum"
I said "blow him like the way pulling big carrots ."

When Alen came in the third time, Eva was busy with other customer ,Alan asked Eva, he had back pain, i massage first, Eva does services after.

while I was massaging Alan, one call in, it is my regular customer, he told me that he is coming in 10 minutes.

While I was waiting for the 10 minutes customer coming , another handsome guy came in, he asked Eva too, but Eva was busy with the carrot one, I told him to wait for Eva about 15 minutes.
He use to do 4 hands with me and Eva, so I gave him a bj while waiting for Eva , he told me:" hey , linda , don't make me cum yet, I want Eva, I can wait for Eva, i can wait for Eva."
I said :" yes, we waiting for Eva, as soon as Eva in , you explose ."
while I was blowing joking playing with this pretty cock , Eva was still pulling carrot next door , I could here Eva moaning and moaning, I know it is a hard job , I felt pity on her , poor girl ! hard worker!
At the same time, my one told me:" linda blow me faster , faster, I am cuming "
I said :"you don't wait for Eva?
He said:" no no I don't have much time, I am cuming "

As soon as he left, my apointment guy came in, Eva was still pulling carrot next door , moaning and moaning, I felt pity on her more .
Later Eva said : "he is so much difficult to cum, oh! I feel that I was pulling carrot out exhausting and with little tips"
I told Eva that i already did two customers and got good tips .

I song a child song :" Pull pull , oh oh oh, I can't pull it out, little cat, come quickly, help me pull the "
Eva said:" linda, you are bad, you don't help me pulling carrot, hahaha "

My dears, this carrot cock story in my mind for a while, I write it down today, hope we girls make you guys laughing and happy , your happiness and healthiness are our first goals, we are here wishing you a:
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR !
We are open during holiday

Lily work here today, her stable schedule is every Wendesday, one day only, she is pretty friendly and good services.
Thank you very much for supporting us, your happiness and healthiness are our priority goals.
Tel: 4162618088

 

[Hawaii health spa]

Hawaii Health Spa: 4162618088
Unite7 - 3110 kingston rd.Scarborough m1m 1p2,

Host: linda & Eva

Subject: noodle story

After 90 minutes massage ,one customer said that his body was so light , feel like a wet noodle, this remind me a noodle story.
Here we go:
One customer came here for a massage , he is not young, he is too much complicated, he asked me massage him like this, I say ok massaged like this, he asked me massage him like that ,I say ok massage like that, massage like this this, massage like that that, massage this that and massage that this, this this that that, massage like this this, not massage like that that, massage this not massage that, massage this this this, massage that that that... I looked at the clock and thought how could I survive in this 45 minutes? Wish the clock could run faster, Then continue
massaged like this, massaged like that, massaged this this, massaged that that, this that that this this this that that...finally I said:" you see this soft like a noodle, noodle do noodle things how about let me concentrate on blowing it out?"
Then I saw his face from delight became upset and said: " I am 74 years old, I am a noodle, I am a noodle , God gives me this noodle, this noodle makes 3 children, I am a noodle ,I am a noodle, you should not say that I am a noodle, this really hurt me"
I looked at him silently and sorrily! I wish I could get it back before he heard that.
from then I know noodle is noodle, noodle can not speak out in some sircumstances!!
One the June 30th.2020 -- the first day spa alow to reopened, he call to book an appointment at 11am, I recognized it was him, and I reminded myself, be very careful to avoid noodle matter.
When started massge, he did the same way like before , massage like this ,massage like that, massage this this massage that that...I was as patient as possible this time , avoid noodle avoid noodle ...
then he started talking about noodle ,he noodled noodled himself several times, he said;" you told me that I am a noodle, yes I am a noodle...:
Seemed like he was happy talking like this, I started to relax my tension, we started joking noodle noodle, noodle is good, good is noodle, noodle noodle, good good, noodle no problem, problem no noodle...finally I gave him a blow job, finished this 45 minutes session happily.
From then I am start wondering why: same person, same word , same noodle, sometimes angry sometimes joyfull, i think West culture is too much complicated than Chinese culture ! but after my massage , people feel body relaxed and say noodle noodle is 100% positive.
Eva and linda work here today, wellcome to have a 4 hands massage, your happiness and healthiness are our priority goals.
Tel: 416-261-8088