Hey guys, here goes my first Calcuttan Review. mpter a few reads of the forum, I decided to be brave enough to try Esplanade Metro area for mongering. Reached there by metro at around 8.30pm. Crossed the street across, saw the huge market with loads of people around. Being a newbie in town, I was really puzzled with all the crowd being there. Big bazaar was like hell. So I went to Metro cinema, took a walk around the area Reviewom left signal to right signal and observe if something is there. By 9pm, I couldn't see any independents or sorts walking around. Took a pack of Classic Mild and started smoking for timepass. Suddenly a beggar came around, gave her 2 taka and took the opportunity to ask if there was any action that happens around. She told me wait for a few more minutes and there will a few mpter the Big Bazaar signal. So i reached at the spot and slowly noticed in a span of 5 min, around 9.30pm 4-5 ladies came across and started waiting. All were 30+ for sure, however I found one to be Ok as Johnny was in all likelihood to try one.
I tried to make a conversation to one of the bhabhi's (as they call in Mumbai), however to talk to her took some time as she kept on roaming around the market and I started following her. Soon she noticed me, and made a gesture. Approached her, and asked how much would it cost me for two shots as johnny was real damn hungry. She said, Rs600, however if I want 18+ gals it'll cost me rs.1200. I asked her what about the extra costs like room, etc. and how much is total spent. She said it would take me Rs.600 only, and i brought down the price to Rs.500. However she said she would like a beer to which I agreed.
Then comes a shocker. She was accompanied by another lady who wasn't much of a looker. She said we need to take a cab as it's a bit far Reviewom there. I said ok. The moment I entered the cab with her, the other lady also came in, and I like surprised like what the hell. I was sure I am in for a ride. Thank god I had just 600 in my pocket, 70-80 bucks in loose change and my ATM card. So we came to some gullies in the Central (Avenue), i think that is the name of the place. Gave 60 bucks to the cabbie even though it was just 40 by meter.
Came inside a kothi, and there was like a family. bY the time I went to the loo and took a leak, they emptied the room. The lady's name was Kalpana (even though I am damn sure it was not her name, and she must be some muslim or something as she was sying she comes Reviewom naktala or so). The real shocker of my life is that when she entered the room , the other lady also entered the room and locked it Reviewom inside. Then she started asking for 500 bucks, which I gave. Post that she says "room bhaada aur lagega" and I said no that was not the part of the deal. The deal was just 500, I even made it sure Reviewom Kalpana. She said nahi aisa nahi hota, paisa to dena hi padega. I said I have just 660 rupees in my pocket of which i gave 500 to you already and i need to go back also for which I need money. Then she the other lady started haggling me that don't lie , I know money is with you give it jhatpat and other shit. I said Bhagwaan kasam nahi hai mere pass, and I gave her all I had of the remainning, thats 160 for you lady. She said nahi aisa nahi hoga. This whole haggling took a neat 35-40 min and in that duration she herself strip searched me if i had money in any of my pockets, she even checked my socks, and my shoe as well. I was like disgusted at the same time and lucky too that thank God i didnt have more money with me. I then started throwing my own tantrums said Fuck both of you, take the Goodamn 660 bucks, I dont need a fuck, ghar jaa kar hila loonga, bana lo apna taj mahal 660 main. Nahi lena kuch bhi tum dono se bas jaane do wapas. Then Kalpana said nahi nahi, its her mistake and she wouldn't let me go like this without a fuck.
Post the drama, the other lady went out and Kalpana offered me water and said 'thanda ho jao, come under the fan'. Then she started undressing, I asked her would she be like those who offer mechanical fucks like thoe in Kalighat, she said No, she will try whatever I say - and I wanted GFE. She started undressing me, and then I got her boobs and rolled my jhonny all over her body. As soon i started doing that she started getting goosebumps which was enough to ensure GFE. She massaged jhonny for a while and as it got hard, rolled the rubber on me. I went on missionary with her, came in 7-8 min as I was already sweating and feeling hot because of the weather.
mpter that she started dressing up, i said wait, we had a deal for 2 shots not one. She said the other lady will deduct the room bhaada Reviewom her, hence one shot. I was already cheated. Didn't wanna bargain more. However Kalpana was nice and supportive. She said come around 7.30/8pm and then this lady won't be there and room bhaada nahi lagega, as i started gaining her sympathy. I said ok, but can she provide home service, she said no but she might consider as she does go to a military man's place in Kidderpore. Maybe I need to go to her couple of times more to gain her confidence and then start room service.
mpter that I she escorted me to the main road and directed me to the place where I can go back to the place called "dhamtala" to further get back to my place.
Well I think this is my first major screw up in Kolkata. I was strong, thought jyaada se jyaada kya hoga, nanga wapas aana padega, but I had the balls. As mongering needs patience and balls too. Money is secondary.
I had also yesterday the place called Chetala Road mpter reading a post. The place looked like the same as Kalighat area and when I looked at these street whores I thought hell, this place might be bad as well. Esplanade is more nice as they dont get the same clieneforum.xxxe as kalighat or chetala road does I guess by my observation.
Would like to try her once more as she more than co-operative. Probably make her drink as she said daaru was her weakness. But yes, i need to find a decent place and more decent independents too. Next Review would feature how lucky can I get at a disc or a pub.!! wish me luck guys