Chinese Herb Health Center

[WOWbrandywineWOW]

King,

There are enough sound-bite reviews. Please continue to dissemble at length, for those of us with adequate attention spans.

 

[Purplish]

Yeah, these were not lookers, but Shi Shi has a really nice body for a middle aged lady and very pretty eyes.



God only knows how the pricing is supposed to work...I definitely thought the initial deal was 45 for the hour, and then she asked me for 80 "more" for 4 hands, which would be ridiculous for these ladies...but when I offered 60 including tip...that started to make sense. There were 3 girls there when I walked in, so let's guess they wanted to keep someone free in the event someone else wandered in?




I definitely didnt have that one. Tattoos I always remember...



God, I hope I didn't romanticize the shit so much it seemed nicer than it was. I tried to make it clear it was not a nice, fancy place...but you know...I got a little literary with the joint.



You and me both, brother. Actually, I think I said that in the review, just in a fancier, more literary way.

Let's be clear: this was not a fantastic erotic experience with two hot women. It was kind of dreary. My mind was wandering. I almost fell asleep.

It was a better review than it was a handjob...

 

[rqeuvustivdinaebv]

due to kingotis review, I decided to scope this place out which I did.

Strangely, the entrance wasn't so obvious. I first only saw the travel agency or the doc office. Then I buzzed in. Two girls there, it appeared they were finishing up lunch. Not real lookers at all, one was taller & thinner & other was thicker. I asked for hh & hr price, they seemed befuddled. Seemed liked pricing went from 45 for the hr to 40 for the hr instantly. I wasn't offered the four hand like kingotis and I was the only person in the whole place for well over an hour

I guess I got the thicker/meatier girl (lisa?). Didn't know if kingotis got the same girl, but mines had tattoo in between the boobs & one in the belly button area. Skill was avg, HE was avg. Not much on personality or stand out service. Noticed when the door bell rang or there was footsteps, the girl would look out the curtains. I didn't care for the facitilty; i felt like I was in a old chinatown decaying apartment. Perhaps I am use to be in the nice darkness of the other place where I don't have to look at the mid 40s yr old lady. Bottom line, it was just rather uneventful.

Girl looks: 4/10
Girl massage skill: 5/10
Girl he skill: 4/10
Girl service: 4/10
Facility: 3/10
Value: 5/10
Repeat factor: no thanks
other: decent location but some stair climbing

 

[Shelby. (:]

I'd accept a prostate massage, however, if PM rights are in short supply.

 

[Cacarynse]

For the love of God, someone please give kingotis PM rights already!!!

 

[Wendy b]

And if I had PM rights, I'd answer it...

 

[satty jr]

Dude, second only to one of the best fucking movies ever made? Insulted? Shit, I'd be insulted if you said mine was better, because then you'd just be wrong....

Thanks for the kind words. I'd say my reviews here started out pretty boring and have improved in the past month or so...hopefully I'm just starting to hit my stride.

 

[orgldrlb]

Definitely an awesome review. I'll be reading that pending JMR thread from start to finish if that's what all your reviews are like. That's the second hottest story I've ever seen or read about Chinatown (don't be too insulted, the hottest had Faye Dunaway... kind of an unfair advantage).

 

[Lawl Lol]

You have mail.

 

[aQueecourb]

Kingotis keep it up, your reviews are insightful and humorous

 

[Mia Jones]

Nice. The fact / fiction distinction is clear as far as I'm concerned...now can I get a "just my reviews" thread too?

 

[mhp_wizo_93_418]

I had one hand up one girl's skirt, the other hand up the other girls shirt. I'm not a big fan of the whole 4 hand bit but being able to touch one with each hand was...not too shabby. This was for a hh. I had handed her 45 for an hour with one girl then she came back and said "80 more, no more tip, 2 girls, half hour." And I said, hmmmm....I'm probably gonna end up tipping 30 or 40 anyway...and offered 60 "no more tip" for the 4 hand half hour.

There was at least one more girl.



Nah, I'm definitely NEVER going back to that place. Every once in a while I get an itch and in a moment of panic I wonder if it's Hon Man body lice.

 

[football5680]

Keep up the literary work!

I assume you felt up one girl and not both, correct? Is this 1hr or 1/2 hr? I assume there are other girls there too? I should check out this place too....so many to do, so little time!

your title herb center got me mixed up with the other dump on bayard at first glance!

 

[PopyPlunlipsy]

Keep 'em coming however you like. A bit of imagination and creativity (in the writing, not the facts of the encounter ) are very welcome here.

 

[ghettoghassan]

That was an awesome Review... I would stand up and applaud if I wasn't in this car. I have a new appreciation for autumn. Keep doing what your doing!! I will keep reading. Maybe afterwards you can translate it to monger perv language. Lol

 

[Carlie G]

OK, I'm not so enamored of myself to assume everyone wants to read my shit...if the consensus is "don't post your precious literary crap here" I'm down wth that. I mean, it's a pussy board, not the fucking New Yorker...

 

[Fionaghdar]

"Here's your version of this review: "4 hand HE, $105. Old ladies, crappy place, smelly location."


I prefer this version.

 

[staisil]

Oh I don't mean their saying it...I mean how long they had to jack me off to get me to come.

 

[ch3z_s]

Saying your cock's strong "out of the ordinary" for them? More like their daily mantra..

 

[SocramZ]

And you, sir, would be better off taking remedial English than reading this board. From now on I'll create a "special" version of every post just for you with acronyms, prices and no more than 6 words per sentence.

Here's your version of this review: "4 hand HE, $105. Old ladies, crappy place, smelly location."



It's not for everyone, I am sure. I hope those who prefer not to read this kind of shit can avoid it, though they might also miss the funny shit I post too...

Thanks for the "thumbs up."