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TL bro amazing sketch writing alwaysWhy waste time looking for goldmines when you already know where the diamonds are!!!
Tell that to mongerers and they will scoff at you!!
After reading up on Natraj - decided to pay it a visit to find some new face pouring a love dose...
In a manner that complements its name - the place has a FANTASTIC OB setup with a huge, mind it seriously huge and well spaced hall that can house at least 40 dancers without cramping them up like NM bars... The hall is aptly named Darbar!!
Plush sofas with large tables are stacked up against the walls leaving ample floor space - that can easily build a 1 bhk or in some cases 2 bhk in Mumbai.
Boy oh boy - I was already drooling at the fun I would have in this Darbar in the first 2 mins of my stay!
While the entire hall was empty except for me, the singers and 3 ok ok candies - I ordered an RB and decided to test the waters.
Irritated by the male singers and one girl playing Antakshari, asked them to play Gandi Baat - they could not play the song (duh). Asked to play Rajaji and as the girls' fate would have it, the song was paused due to buffering!
Now any one who has met me knows how impatient I can be these days - immediately called for the bill and left the place without tipping anyone.
Not downplaying the place - just a bad day!
Will definitely visit again during OB hours for a royal Darbar feeling!
Remebered the golden words - " A bird in hand is worth two in the bushes" - and here I had 3 birds in hand and I was still getting pricked by thorns in the bushes!
Called up my first preference and asked about her whereabouts - she was at Kapil Kinara - her cheerful voice ensured I dint call the other 2 knowing they stood no chance against what tbis Queen had to offer.
(Anyone heading to Love - ask for Nikita for raunchy dances that can raise a dead man)
Off to Kapil Kinara and greeted by not 1 but 2 reigning Queens of my heart!!
Watching her smile - I couldnt help but grin like a teenager watching his crush walk out of a tuition class (fuck online coaching - tuition to jaana hi chahye) as joy filled up my insides!
Graciously she walked up to me and offered her hand for a welcome kiss and the other queen followed her suit - a bubbly babe dressed in brownish chanoya choli with stars on her choli accompanied by a tempting exotic priestess in bewitching black chaniya choli with freshly curled hair (or whatever they call it)!!
(I realized how badly I missed this deadly duo - wondered why I had to go trading in YB and VI while I already had the sizzling Adani duos and realized had I not faced disappointments in last few outings, this outing would not have been this thrilling)
Just 2 other tables occupied - pushed the table away and the stage was set!
On came Rajaji and the Patrani was more than happy to dance her heart out - grazing her sharp nose against my crotch, throwing herself at my feet and thumping the floor with "the cosmic energy has entered me" move, teasing with her killer expressions as she lipsynced to "Mane ghoont ghoont pio rajaji" looking into my eyes as if challenging me to do so (wish we had a memory recorder in our eyes like Black Mirror S1 episode)
Followed it up with Saiyaanji for a naughty performance and I was assured this was going to be a good good time!!
The songs continued one after the other
Mehbooba - kill me again and again and I would be reborn to watch her ooze oomph
Xxx baby - Noses rubbed, lips grazed, fragrances exchanged
Time for the other temptress to enter the scene
Yeh Pyaar Hai Ek Nasha - curly hair going wild, raw energy channelized into one gyrating figure
Tu Isaq Mera - Eyes never left her slithering body while she looked back with fiercer lust
Back to Baby (faced) Doll
Tera Suit - just for the sake of watching her radiate happiness while she danced like she dint care for the world
Titliyaan - one song that I go back to her for again and again and again. A song that separates your regular DB girls from classy courtesans!
I wanna make love to you - moments captured in memory to be relived forever.
Aa zara - someone else played it, she did a good job of coming over and embracing for a slow dance while she was half standing at times and at my feet for the rest of the song while I sat drunk on her!
Traag - once again played it just for the glee factor since she loves performing on it
With time running out - went back to JKP (the energy that the black priestess puts into this song paired with her curls, new lenses and a slimmer waist - one that is too hard to be replicated by the commoners!
Ended up with a blast on Tinku Jiya - some more ass shaking, some more boob grazing and a whole bank of expressions emptied on my poor heart!
Realized it how the best DB girls are the ones who make you forget your drinks - more than a hour and half spent in the company of the two and not even a half RB consumed!
Drunk on love and lust - Nasha sharaab me hota to, nachti bottle!
No more mongering for a while(hopefully)!
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Any change in db ob closing time heard shut by around 10 pm