Review Golden Hand Massage

[Tkamiya17]

Has anyone been here recently? They seem to be more aggressively advertising on kijiji now, with multiple posts per day, and some with the line “new girls” which sounds a little less than 100% legit…

 

[Kawaiipork]

if you're still looking for a great massage it'll do the job, but don't expect anything "extra"

 

[Tkamiya17]

Since this place has been endlessly spamming ads about new, young girls (up to 5?) I gave it a try this week.

Think the one I got was named Lucy but not positive. Whoever it was, she barely said a word, I tried to make conversation but got nothing. Not sure if it was a language barrier or just indifference. Massage was alright, nothing special but not bad either. Draping was loose, she attempted to keep it covered but didn’t really resist me removing it either. Was fully exposed by the end but still no hint at extras.

As for the business itself, don’t love the setup. A lot of the rooms are right by the front desk, too loud. And also noticed that they advertise it as $105/hr in store, but over text I asked if it was $80/hr and they said yes? I just offered $80 when I paid and no complaints, just left. But was ready to show the text if there was pushback.

Overall meh, not sure if I’d go back, but would definitely try to get another girl if I did, the reluctance to make any sort of small talk was a huge turn-off.

 

[justanothermassageguy]

I never had a very good massage here. I don't like the layout either you can hear everything. They've burned through a ton of staff and I'm not sure if the business itself knows if it wants to do extras or be legit. I found them to be on the bad side of cost vs perceived value. Also sick of getting a rash from them.

 

[luvsluvsmassage]

I never had a very good massage here. I don't like the layout either you can hear everything. They've burned through a ton of staff and I'm not sure if the business itself knows if it wants to do extras or be legit. I found them to be on the bad side of cost vs perceived value. Also sick of getting a rash from them.

those are some heavily veiled accusations from someone who joined a day or two ago. that falls under "suspicious" in these forums. "burned through staff" - "wants to do extras or be legit" (its never been revealed to do extras) - "getting a rash" - felt like throwing a little dirt on in the end.

I don't love it when a new profile come in and tosses this shit around - and i don't even give a shit about the place.

 

[justanothermassageguy]

those are some heavily veiled accusations from someone who joined a day or two ago. that falls under "suspicious" in these forums. "burned through staff" - "wants to do extras or be legit" (its never been revealed to do extras) - "getting a rash" - felt like throwing a little dirt on in the end.

I don't love it when a new profile come in and tosses this shit around - and i don't even give a shit about the place.

Sorry next time I'll faff about a bunch before I post my experiences about a place I've been to.

 

[Tkamiya17]

Okay now I’m actually getting annoyed at their advertisement “strategy,” as they seem to have 4-6 ads going at once on kijiji, which they refresh constantly, drowning out everything else.

 

[Mebad23]

Okay now I’m actually getting annoyed at their advertisement “strategy,” as they seem to have 4-6 ads going at once on kijiji, which they refresh constantly, drowning out everything else.

Are you able to flag them? That used to be a fix for that .

 

[Wills_willie]

And now they use two different addresses with a name like Lala on the second address along with a different phone number. On Google maps it's the exact same place.

They also started using that line from The One massage place that used to be on 95 St.
"Sorry we don't accept all from unknow number and no email." no "c" on the word "all". Does this denote the same owners. I see this phrase on a few other places as well. So, question is, will they start with the HE soon.
Hmmmm

 

[Qster]

I was only there early on when there were two girls, are there new talents there? In other words, is "Kelly" "Lucy" just rebranded Jialin and Tara? I would definitely retry if HE is now on the table.

Just my own personal two cents, why would anyone advertise "young" "attractive" etc. if HE is not up for discussions.

 

[Tkamiya17]

Another one of their questionable ad titles, for a supposedly legit business. Has really no one here gotten extras yet?

The other ads up list a bunch of girls’ names working, maybe just one does extra and it’s all luck getting booked with the right one?

 

[Tkamiya17]

Well I answered my own question by going a second time to try a different girl. This time I left happy. I won’t say who right now in case it’s a one-off, but if someone else goes and gets lucky, dm me and we can compare names. At least you know the possibility exists now.

Other details:
Both girls I’ve seen here have had near-0 English comprehension, so if you have a language barrier fetish this is the place for you. Also both times, the girl would leave the room more than once, and can constantly hear other girls talking outside. Too many staff working with not enough customers to keep them busy? Lastly, the headrests have itchy fabric.

Overall rating like 6/10? Might go back sometime just to test the waters with other girls since they have so many.

 

[sleeker]

Well I answered my own question by going a second time to try a different girl. This time I left happy. I won’t say who right now in case it’s a one-off, but if someone else goes and gets lucky, dm me and we can compare names. At least you know the possibility exists now.

Other details:
Both girls I’ve seen here have had near-0 English comprehension, so if you have a language barrier fetish this is the place for you. Also both times, the girl would leave the room more than once, and can constantly hear other girls talking outside. Too many staff working with not enough customers to keep them busy? Lastly, the headrests have itchy fabric.

Overall rating like 6/10? Might go back sometime just to test the waters with other girls since they have so many.

So was the person you saw actually young and attractive?

 

[Tkamiya17]

So was the person you saw actually young and attractive?

First girl was for sure under 25, second girl harder to tell but definitely not an auntie either. Both scored a “meh” for attractiveness. Faces were forgettable, and clothes didn’t come off but from what I could tell neither had a bangin body, just average.

 

[Tkamiya17]

Update a week later:
I received a few dms and more than one name came up. Seems like this place may have started off legit, but has started a new chapter in recent months…

The language barrier is the biggest turn-off, seems like most or all of these new girls do not speak any English and try to use their phones as translators. If you can get by that, then you might find happiness here.

 

[Wills_willie]

Update a week later:
I received a few dms and more than one name came up. Seems like this place may have started off legit, but has started a new chapter in recent months…

The language barrier is the biggest turn-off, seems like most or all of these new girls do not speak any English and try to use their phones as translators. If you can get by that, then you might find happiness here.

Hmmm. I wondered how long it would take to come to the dark side.

 

[shyguy87]

Been here twice now, can confirm the language barrier is the difference maker.

First visit her phone was used as a translator, services provided for funds were not as agreed upon.. had to stop half way and request for just a massage. Was nice of her to charge for the regular rate.

Second visit, english was good (basic sentences, was able to make some small talk). Price and services agreed upon, she seemed a bit inexperienced but the effort and give were there. Younger petite gal, would repeat.

Feel free to message for more detail.

 

[Wills_willie]

Been here twice now, can confirm the language barrier is the difference maker.

First visit her phone was used as a translator, services provided for funds were not as agreed upon.. had to stop half way and request for just a massage. Was nice of her to charge for the regular rate.

Second visit, english was good (basic sentences, was able to make some small talk). Price and services agreed upon, she seemed a bit inexperienced but the effort and give were there. Younger petite gal, would repeat.

Feel free to message for more detail.

Hey SG. Your message box must have filled up all with the same question. So, for all of our info, did you leave happy ?
A simple yes or no.

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

Hey SG. Your message box must have filled up all with the same question. So, for all of our info, did you leave happy ?
A simple yes or no.

He did say "I had to stop half way and ask for just a massage." That usually means, they started the tease. If the price is ridiculous, if you can, you change your mind, before their hands get to the lg.

 

[shyguy87]

Lol, It filled up faster than I thought.

I left happy