Chat How do you know if you are hobbying too much?

[Rupert Redrooster]

- You walk into a holistic spa and accidentally bump into a 'semi' girl who is best friends with one of your faves...she makes you swear not to tell anyone
Aside: she looked sexy as hell and I was so tempted to see her for a session but that would be like suicide lol...

I think there’s a deal to be made there, no? I didnt see you, you didn’t see me, lets both have fun?

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

YKYHBHTM… You have a hobbying credit card made out to your hobbying name with online estatements only to avoid prying eyes.

 

[OG_funguy]

YKYHBHTM… You have a hobbying credit card made out to your hobbying name with
online estatements only to avoid prying eyes.

Wow, not a bad idea...I wonder if I could open a new card with the name 'OG Funguy'

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

Wow, not a bad idea...I wonder if I could open a new card with the name 'OG Funguy'

It’s called using your preferred name; BMO Mastercard allows this

 

[Lalallala]

It’s called using your preferred name; BMO Mastercard allows this

Haha thanks ChatGPT

 

[Jumpin’ Jack Flash]

Haha thanks ChatGPT

Can you make one for me too?

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

Haha thanks ChatGPT

He could do that IRL though! Personally I think he should use his ‘spa client’ name so that spa ladies can think it’s his real name.

 

[Jumpin’ Jack Flash]

 

[Lalallala]

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Oh man. Yesterday I saw a sign that said “CIM” and thought of you bastards. I think it was northbound Leslie south of the 407… not entirely sure.:

 

[Jumpin’ Jack Flash]

Well every time I see a hockey score on the news for Columbus blue jackets CBJ I just laugh

 

[Flatulent Fox]

You see a lady and write a review, then several months later you search for reviews of her and find your own, but you don't even remember seeing her or writing the review.

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

YKYHBHTM… you consider BBFS with a sex worker an interesting upgrade or birthday present to yourself instead of a terribly risky activity.

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

YKYHBHTM … your high school buddy shows off his new girlfriend who is half your age, and all you can think is, she looks so much older than the girls you see at the spa, and YUCK!

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

YKYHBHTM … you get more excited when a girl kisses you on the lips then when she does actual sex.

 

[Cheertwice]

When you are dumpster diving because you need variety but need to use your line of credit

 

[Step]

You see a lady and write a review, then several months later you search for reviews of her and find your own, but you don't even remember seeing her or writing the review.

Technically I searched for my own reviews a few times to refresh some details. It is not because I am hobbying too much, but because getting older

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

Technically I searched for my own reviews a few times to refresh some details. It is not because I am hobbying too much, but because getting older

In that case, Mr Fox has you beat!

 

[OG_funguy]

Every week you set aside your budget for spa visits...and by the 3rd day, it's all gone and you have to withdraw more money

 

[Jumpin’ Jack Flash]

The middle of your phone screen has a wear groove down the middle and your thumb prints are gone from scrolling down to pass the banner ads here on MP

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

YKYHBHTM … you evaluate major news events in terms of how they will affect your hobby. Will tariffs make spas close due to slow business? Will service providers charge less?