Chat Jokes please

[Rupert Redrooster]

I thought this joke was funny, but somebody facepalmed it on another thread; what do you guys think?

BTW - Italian = intergluttal sex, no penetration.

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What do you think the girl is thinking during Italian while you thrust your dick between her asscheeks?

1. “If he tries to jam it in my asshole, I am going to shit all over him.”
2. “Oh no, I think I am going to fart. Shit shit shit! Please don’t fart, please don’t fart.”
3. “He’s taking awhile up there, maybe I should talk dirty to help him finish? I could scream “yes yes fuck me in the ass…” No! Scratch that! How about “oh baby, you’re so big, I want you inside me…” D’oh! Not that one either!”
4. “I wonder what’s on Netflix tonight?”

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

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Its oddly appropriate that @cupcrazy posts this!

 

[Deleted member 101953]

 

[JimiNY]

Burger anyone?

 

[snoopdoggie]

Burger anyone?

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Fries with that?

 

[snoopdoggie]

 

[Deleted member 101953]

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Benny Hill?

 

[SamPerkins]

 

[SamPerkins]

 

[SamPerkins]

 

[SamPerkins]

 

[Slimgalsfan]

 

[Deleted member 101953]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1790382311491445120

 

[snoopdoggie]

Benny Hill?

Of course.
Naughty Naughty Naughty

 

[Ambler]

A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony.

 

[SamPerkins]

 

[SamPerkins]

 

[Slimgalsfan]

Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."
Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Jack took the money.

 

[Slimgalsfan]

Wisdom....

 

[Social-Misfit]

Benny Hill?

Remember that little skinny geezer..