Kay the Deconstructionist

[Michelle =)]

Kay is a long time pro from TCM. She works out of the spa across from HOL2 on Bloor West.

Kay's massage is the single most comprehensive I have ever had. Last time I had her, maybe two years ago, she tore the shit out of me, and I never went back. But I found myself in her area on Sunday and asked her, pretty please, to pull it back a bit.

She did, and it was absolutely incredible. The thing about her massage, and let me point out in bold for the review skimmers that she does not do any extras at all, is that she will literally reveal yourself to you, which is to say she will work your body so thoroughly that you will time travel, hover over your body and see yourself as a piece of polished glass rather than the tired shlub that you are.

Review is now over. Please drive through.

http://www.torontospabloor.com/contact.htm

 

[eldude]

So, in your vernacular, does no extras mean 'no release' or 'nothing more than a release'?

 

[Megan S]

No release. I believe that it's technically possible, but a rarity.

However, there's about ten places within a block or two that can provide some post-massage relief

 

[GodZilla]

"No release. I believe that it's technically possible, but a rarity"

Can anyone translate the above from the Cantonenglish?

 

[Wanna Get High?]

No release, but YMMV? (so maybe there IS a release to be had.. )

 

[Zuzanna]

Can anyone be more specific about location of this place? Thanks.
Serdivan

 

[Kayt5]

Jesus man, can't you read?

http://www.torontospabloor.com/contact.htm

 

[Erimus]

Some days I wonder why I bother reviewing. I'm not sure what part of that isn't clear. It's technically possible, but rare. How much clearer could I be?

 

[Coolest_Gurl]

Originally posted by Mao Tse Confusing
"She works out of the spa across from HOL2 on Bloor West:.

(sigh) An exasperated Mao is befuddled as to why anyone could possibly be confused by directions so clear and explicit.
Uh....okay. Pardon me, but wtf is HOL2 anyways?

 

[Keith]

House of Lancaster 2

 

[guyster]

Originally Posted by Mao
"No release. I believe that it's technically possible, but a rarity"

Subsequently queried by Serdivan
"Can anyone translate the above from the Cantonenglish?"

Subsequently bashed by Mao
"Some days I wonder why I bother reviewing. I'm not sure what part of that isn't clear. It's technically possible, but rare. How much clearer could I be?"

Hmmmm. (double sigh)
How much clearer can you be by suggesting that a release is "technically possible but a rarity? Well, gee. My thinking ran everywhere from "she has two hands and is, therfore, technically capable of a release" to recollections of a recent post about some poor sod ejaculating after a fully clothed public massage at the CNE. Gee, maybe what Mao was whispering to us is that he is a premature ejaculator, and when he says that a release is "technically possible", what he is trying to say is that the MP only needs touch him in certain areas of his groin to elicit a. release. Or, maybe that's not it at all. Maybe what he's really trying to tell us is that there is a lottery in place here, and that the tenth one through the door each day actually does get a release, but nobody else. Or maybe he is suggesting that this is just some "sixth sense" he gets suggesting that maybe, some day, if the stars are properly aligned, he might actually get a release. Or maybe, what he is trying to tell us, is that he didn't get a release from this mpa, but that he has it on reasonable authority that she has provided releases in the past, but simply didn't do so on the day he visited. Or maybe what he was trying to tell us is that she only provides releases to certain body types which appeal to her, but not to others. Or maybe....but, hey....clearly Serdivan is the only one on the borad who can;t translate from cantonenglish, so, uh....pardon me.

 

[Leen]

Thank you, Indian Lover. As always, you are one of the true gentlemen on the board.

 

[samld021]

The link is right in the original post. How fucking stupid and selfish do you have to be to have people lead you right to the trough! Sorry to lose my temper but I'm doing the legwork AND I'm putting contact info and directions right in the damned post via a link, and you're complaining when it's your damned stupidity that's the problem. If you can't be bothered to click a direct link to a map, but you have time to write stupid asshole comments than I have no sympathy for you.

You want me to be a gentleman? Use one more ounce of your brain and hold back on the insults like CantoEnglish when everything is fucking clear in the review. Jesus.

 

[Karah?]

"Sorry to lose my temper" *

*screaming de-emphasized by editor:

Oh, that's okay, Mao.

Boys and girls, for those of you who have never witnessed it before, here we have a classic example of male pms.

Have some ice cream, Mao, and curl up on the sofa with a nice chick flick. Hope you're feeling better tomorrow.

 

[Walter XI JPA]

No, we have a case of a vet being frustrated by the continued lack of respect for reviewers, who are not only NOT paid for what they do, but spend considerable time, money and energy finding gems and bringing them to the board, only to be disrespected in their efforts by people who cannot be bothered to click links or do the most modest of legwork. I have alluded to this in another thread. I get dozens of PM's from people like you are too lazy to read properly but want all the inside info. Other people on the board echo this feeling.

Yes, there comes a time when you lose your temper, but it reflects more on you than me. I respect reviewers by not expecting them to spell every damned thing out for me. Fair enough?

 

[ladypam60]

Serdivan is riddled with guilt. I apologize to the entire board for the disgusting role I played in triggering Mao's shitfit.

I consider myself fortunate that Indian Lover didn't also dissolve into righteous convulsions of wrath when I foolishly and lazily asked for a definition of the heiroglyph HOL2.

 

[BPDguy]

Sorry...I'm with Mao on this one. You have to be pretty stupid to not see the link that he posted directly to their location page, not once....but twice.

Mao, maybe you should post the link in the same sized font as your meltdown next time so that the blind can still see it.

Too bad there are not pictures of her on the site...what does she look like? There has to be a good reason to go see her, if there is no release....

 

[Britney]

On my computer, at least, the links didn't work.

 

[Nev]

You're not sure why this is so hard to understand? Well, gee, you may fianlly have given me (although apparently, unintentionally) the answer to the question I originally asked (the one which seems to have caused Mao's shitstorm), especially if you and Mao are in tune with each other.

You guys apparently believe that describing a release as a "rarity" is the same as saying that it "happens rarely, if at all".

You are mistaken. I know all sorts of mpa's who have the "appendages", but wouldn't provide a release under any circumstances, no matter how tightly you might close your eyes and wish upon a star.

Those last three words of yours, Mr Long Legs, suggest that you are now placing the likelihood of a release with this particular mpa into the phantasy land of wishfull thinking, rather than an event that has ever actually occurred with Kay. And that is all the information my question was mean't to elicit....whether what Mao was saying was based on anything but exactly that: wishfull thinking.

Don't get me wrong. I appreciate Mao's bringing this lady to the attention of the board. She sounds great, and his advice is appreciated very much by me, and almost certainly many others. I was simply trying to clarify the reference to a release.

 

[bettierage]

Hehe, now that your questions have been answered, do you plan to give the place a try, then perhaps tell us all about it? That was the point of the original question, wasn't it?