Kay the Deconstructionist

[coolcow]

Yes, this is the bottom line. Arrogance and stupidity are not pretty, and I don't respond well to that combo, especially when it's me that's bringing the info to you.

The name of the game is "read between the lines". As Daddy points out, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE at the no extras places. I have received a release from another girl(s) with the same company. But it is very rare, we are talking about a time span of years and differing locations, and if you "read between the lines" you can figure out that there are "other issues" at play which leads to my highly compressed but also pretty specific review of Kay.

I choose my language pretty carefully, for lots of reasons. Kay has not provided me with a release, and I have never heard that she offers said. That said, it is technically possible in my humble OPINION. I thought I was pretty damned clear.

Whatever the case, just stop yammering in this thread and go try her. YMMV.

 

[flippendo]

Why is this review in the "massage" section? Really Mao Tse Tongue, I'd say the arrogance is on you....how many here care you get a nice massage with no release.

Your review was very ambiguous, stating "technically" it's possible. Simply put, your review is a waste of time. There are hundreds of RMT providers in Toronto, this is not the forum for reviews of them.

 

[1234]

Originally Posted by Mao
"No release. I believe that it's technically possible, but a rarity"

Subsequently queried by Serdivan
"Can anyone translate the above from the Cantonenglish?"

I WAS looking for clarification; however, the actual phraseology of the question was intended as a joke, not to cause offense of any kind. My bad.

The interesting part of the entire exchange, for me, was watching the loutish, boorish type of screaming redneck name calling responses ("dickhead, lazy, stupid") coming from self-appointed industry veterans who claim that they are entitled, in some way, to more "respect" from newer members of the board.

Great example. Wish everyone was like Indian Lover.

 

[Dez]

For years reviews of no-release sessions (usually in holistic
spas) have been reported to massageplanet.net every once in a while
Such reviews are not common but certainly not the
kind of information deemed useless by massageplanet.netites.
The fact is between the RMT and the massage parlours type
there are borderline cases of MPs where
the availability of a HJ always remain a mystery.

It sounds arrogant on your part to brand such post
as a waste of time.

 

[The Dude]

Haha, I give up. The trolls have arrived. Yes it was horribly "arrogant" of me to try and help you find a good massage. What kills me is I even mentioned in my review that there are places close by to get a release.

Incredible thread that just proves my points in fucking spades.

Oil and Gas: "The fact is between the RMT and parlours type
there are borderline cases of MPs where
the availability of a HJ always remain a mystery."

Exactly. You guys need to read and learn.

 

[Pompal 09.]

And you need to start being a lot more precise. You started off by saying that releases with Kay are a "rarity". That means that it HAS happened, just not very often. Today, you finally acknowledged that not only has Kay never given you a release, but that you have never heard of her giving one to anyone.

That admission, however, finally comes only after raining shit for days all over a request for a clarification, which finally, mercifully, arrives.

I would have thought that any self-aggrandizing "veteran" would be capable of better.

That being said, I also don't agree with the post that suggested that this was useless information. I did appreciate the info about Kay, and will try her based solely on your glowing recommendation, not particularly caring whether there is a release or not, and trusting that she is as good as you suggest. So thanks for that.

 

[beachchick]

I disagree.

Though this IS an adult site, I see no reason why someone should not be able to review ANY massage. Maybe he was expecting a happy ending and did not get one, I don't know and I don't care. What I DO know is that he got a fantastic massage that he was totally happy with and was generous enough to provide information to the board for us all to use. That alone is more than many people do.

I for one thank you Mao. I have been to enough MP's where the massage is such shit even the happy ending does not make up for it, and there are times I am just looking for a massage. If I am in the area and looking for a quality massage, with no expectations, I will drop in for sure.

 

[Nima]

Actually, you've posted some very good reviews, and I, for one, appreciate them and would miss them.

It's your vitriolic shitfits and insulting personal attacks that would make some people prefer you off the board (IMHO).

 

[May Contain Nuts]

I disagree completely.

How many times have you seen posts where guys are disappointed that there is no finish when they try to TOFFT at some spa?

Personally, I don't have a lot of money to spend on the hobby. When I walk through the door, I would like to know exactly what is on offer. For a post like Mao's, it's telling me that this isn't a place that I would be interested in. So I appreciate it.

Your post is a waste of time. Criticizing reviews? It's reviews that drive this board. If you don't like them, feel free to leave at anytime.

And turdivan, stop being such an argumentative jackass and try actually contributing something useful to the board once in a while. When was the last time you posted a review? 108 posts in 5 years, and 12 of them are in this thread!

 

[Guyanese Student]

....you must be dense.....Mao's review could not have been more clear..To those of you who have such a severe case of sperm retention, so severe it apparently is gumming up the synapses in your brain that are responsible for reading and interpreting, let me attempt to be so clear that even serdivan, dann and curious011 may understand....there is no fucking release...the woman will not masturbate your penis until you ejaculate your spunk, the woman will not touch your penis, if you do ejaculate it will be a result of your mind fantasizing and releasing your love goo - she will not, however, touch you in any erotic way....have you got the picture yet, or do you want us to interpret this for you as well....next time, if you want to know the location, click on the friggin' link (don't use the sorry ass excuse that it didn't work on your computer - too lame for words) and do your own research....what are you 16?? Have you got the picture yet????? And.....stop insulting a member who has gone out of his way to provide a valuable piece of information that most of us (read...those who can think) find very useful....

Mao, please don't let these dickwads dissuade you from continuing to be a great contributor to this board. The vacuousness of the insults from these geniuses should give you a sense of the type of minds they have - in other words - nothing to be taken very seriously...

 

[The INFORMER]

Great summation, RM36. Right on. Mao's message was so clear. How could anybody with any level of intelligence fail to get it? And I found Servidan's reference to Cantonenglish offensive.

Mao, carry on your good work. You have a great following here.

 

[Halema]

That's exactly what this board is for.

And anyone that doesn't like Mao's style, please ensure that you are able to replace his many informative reviews (Not likely to happen is it?)

 

[to the end.Hello Good Bye]

...damn you're good....most people only guess my real identity from my funny walk....

 

[lduncan00]

***rides up to this thread***

Boys,

Here! (hands all of them a brandy snifter filled with a nice cognac)

Have a drink, and relax.

Now, isn't that better?

***gets back on his bike and rides off***

 

[Selketchina]

IMHO, this thread is funny . I realize that Mao is a totally respected board member and reviewer. IMHO, all this controversy would have been prevented if Mao had simply said that Kay under no circumstances gives you a happy ending---lol. None of this technically possible but rarity innuendo.

Let's keep things simple!

 

[Whats Up Doc]

...please tell me you're joking...you are joking, right?...*please say yes*....

 

[Dentist]

...lol....much...thanks Al Cohol.....

 

[Serendipity2]

I'm not joking . Personally, I wouldn't go to an MP who doesn't provide a "happy ending". Mao has every right to post a review of an Mp who doesn't provide a "happy ending." That being said a lot of horny massageplanet.netites would never go to see an mp such as Kay because of her "no release policy."

I have Aspergers syndrome and I prefer that reviews be spelled out clearly. The way MTT wrote the review could be interpreted in a number of different ways. Does she jerk you off or not? Simple question---simple answer--lol.

 

[Jacky C]

I admit that I have a lot to learn on reviewing etiquette etc . I'm learning about this ymmv thing. However, in this case wouldn't it be rather obvious that this is a legitimate massage place that doesn't provide "happy endings."?

I based this by looking at the website that Mao posted. All I'm saying is that I would rather go to an mp that definitely provides "happy endings." Just my opinion.

 

[kroissey]

Have you ever been to the type of semi-legitimate massage
places where "happy endings" are not supposed to be given
and yet always under a cloud of suspicion to the hobbyist?

One such place I visited was located on Yonge, west side,
in between the Sheppard and 401 intersections probably one
block south of the Hollywood spa (not sure if Hollywood has moved though).

My experience dates back to the pre-massageplanet.net days and the spa location is
probably occupied by a different business by now. My most memorable
experience from there is getting a HJ and more from a Czechslovakia
lady Lisa. She wore glassess and indeed carried herself like a librarian
who will take off her clothes only in your fantasy. Much to my delight
I learned at a later time (probably from the canbest review forum)
other hobbyist had to beg for a release from her to no avail.

After Lisa was gone I had very little luck in my sessions with Michelle
the wife of the owner (who in one of my visits had her husband and
two young daughters hanging around in the spa!!!).
I got nothing more than a HJ. After Michelle
I had a Polish lady who delivered an excellent
massage but refused to touch me anywhere close to the private part.
I was told her license would be suspended if caught.

So could I say she never provided a release? The thought that
she did that only selectively really hurts my ego. But to be truthful
I would not say a HJ from her was impossible in a review.

If you go to Romeo's purple pages you can easily find myriads of
obscure places that have never been reviewed and never will.
You won't likely find such places listed as legitimate
massage clinics in the yellow pages.

The MP reported in Mao is just one of the many for adventurous
hobbyist willing to trade gratification for a therapuetic massage
without the hassle of having the pee pee covered by a sheet.
However small the chance of getting a release is I think the anticipation
of getting a surprise treatment is worth it.