Massage Parlor Reports

[Wilde33]

I careful review of the posts shows that my associate Ginger Man (who directed me to Downtown during a DC business trip a long long time ago and to whom I am eternally grateful...) was merely citing a post by CLRBARS, a newbie with 8 posts.

Ginger Man is not trying to cause trouble... hell, he has a hard enough time staying OUT of trouble!

Please direct your beefs to CLRBARS.

Drew

 

[simplekiller123]

Stopped by the red door this afternoon, just before the lunch crowd showed up. No questions from ajima, she barely acknowledged my being there and showed me room number 5. A couple of minutes later in walks Ruby, she said she came up from Atlanta and been there only a month and, 27, slim, nice B-cups and shaved kitty.

She suggests the sauna then a TS, I agree and pay. The TS was decent, had some light conversation while drying off. Back in the room, it was a nice leisurely massage. On the flip got a chance to play with her B's, then she started the CBJ. Oh yeah, back in the shower she gave me mouthwash, I just thought it was a nice gesture, but after the CBJ she straddled me for a 69. OK, I'm flexible, I usually have to request this. After a few minutes of this she climbed up for some cowgirl and she's either a very good actor or was really enjoying herself, we finished mish. A hot towel, some more mouthwash to clean up and a piece of candy and I'm out of there. All in all an enjoyable visit, very relaxed and unhurried, I chalk that up partially to the time and the weather, but Ruby's a really nice girl fellas, treat her right. Maybe I missed it, but was a Ruby mentioned at GHS?

Pretty nice visit, awesome southwest burger from Fuddrucker's in the airport, a great start to a flight. Doesn't get better than this, right?

My flight was delayed an hour.

 

[hookah.]

Makes me wonder is this is not the May now at Kim's. See the NOVA Section for my latest "review"

Stay Sober

 

[Pompal 09.]

Norm, please see the "Rules" link at the top of the page which includes:

Forum Members wishing to criticize other Members for not following what they consider to be safe sex procedures may do so only in the Safe Sex Thread. Members may not comment upon, criticize or confront other members on this subject in the general discussion threads. Any such "safe sex complaints" posted in the general discussion threads will be deleted without comment.

 

[bigbossmamma]

Hey Drew,

Or maybe it's just monkey see...!

Mnv

 

[John L]

Rhett Butler says Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn in the movie Gone With the Wind. In the book he only says My dear, I don't give a damn. I want his 10 points! It'll motivate me to come back to DC for a visit!

 

[Lin Lin Pan]

Checked out Golden Nails for lack of other decent options nearby. While Lisa was quite nice. Well let's just say, I actually thought she might be the mamasan before she started getting ready for the massage. Speaking of which, massage was pretty worthless. Still, in for a penny. I will admit her oral technique got the job done with no problems.

 

[Marissa B]

Had a chance to see nana at the court. Certainly made things fun, even if older. However, seemed to rush things at the end. Hopefully not getting too popular.

I also recently had a an experience at the OJ that made me think cams were being used. Should we be concerned?

 

[Lou]

Anything I'd call a real AMP would be open 365 days a year, legit and semi-legit places would be closed. KL

 

[frenzalrhomb09]

For the love of all the Korean hotties, why the hell did this have to happen now just when DC was going to be the destination of choice for the hottest Korean girls? WHY?

 

[Marcia]

First off I don't know that anyone here "despises you". However information posted here should be accurate as many of us depend on your accuracy.

I initially called you out weeks ago for your "mishandling of information" in regard to your SO there was also personal damaging information I don't think should be posted in the general forum.

Some things are better off said on the back channel.

Now that the truth is out I'm done with this shit.

I'm going to take my "bigger asshole" self out to see Windy again this girl is a freak.


Happy Hunting
AJ

 

[Peter G]

Rose received her 5 J's and the house their 3 J's. That wasn't enough for her and she wanted an addtional tip above and beyond the standard. If that is wrong please explain.

 

[Matt991]

Fell asleep at work the other day. Experienced a dream of a session with a K Girl named Lucky at Supra.

Let me be brief. Lucky is gorgeous. Spinner with a great rack. Thought I hit the jackpot. However, she is like a Ferrari with no engine. Lackluster performance. Virtually no massage. No touchy, no AR, no breast massage. Even had to ask for table shower. In and out in 30 minutes. Don't be deceived by her looks and bubbly personality. Says she's been there for 1 week. From NY.

Regular house fee. Standard college tuition, to which she responded with "more".

Will not revisit her. Worst AMP experience by far.

I'm so happy this was a dream and I didn't really waste my time with her.

 

[ladystang]

Only reason i posted it here was that i'm thinking we might be on the verge of having a 'ripple effect'- from Va on down to DC.

Mr.Snipes aka G13

 

[Pompal 09.]

Said and done.

Thanks for the help!

 

[Bonkers D. Bobcat]

I'm pleased to review that I dropped in for a workout late last week and was very well taken care of by my trainer, "Yo Yo." Got there early evening and was the only customer. Saw a couple of other personal trainers that got my attention. Can go into details with seniors.

 

[Autumn]

PC,

I grew up just west of Buffalo NY and when I became of age I maked freq trips to Toronto, the shower strip shows use to really blow my mind along w/ bathtubs full of Canadian Labatt Blue on ice.

Those were the days!

MnV

 

[Divide et Impera]

I can agree with the recent rage in yellow fever. It seems there have been quite a few, well let's call them. I don't know. Inquiries. By the Crown Vic Crew. It seems the red lights in Neverland have been mixed with blue, LED I think. Just being around, just getting a brew or taking a walk after work seems to sometimes arouse some level of suspicion or at least a long look.

Maybe it's just me but it seems I'm hearing a Glenn Frey song over and over in my head.

We have to be discretionary with what we say and be very careful with what we dream.

Everyone be safe.

Cabbie!

 

[Pompal 09.]

Thanks. Haven't seen any talk on here for a very long time about it so I figured something might be wrong. Is it still a decent place? Any tips before I try it my first time? PM is fine. Otherwise I guess I'll just give it a go this weekend.

 

[English And Proud]

Interesting comments... tipping the manager is a good idea; visiting Pink @ Sun in the past (some might remember), new girls did TS for her... $20 paid off very well and the word spread.

In the last 6 years, it has gone from a bio on every provider within an AMP to not disclosing our favorite AMP because of the risk. Where ever you go, the key point is to become a regular, and switch if they don't deliver after 3 times... the same services are out there, and they are feeling the economy plus the loss of advertising.