Midtown Gold Spa

[Roz]

Holy Moley. Didnt realize it was that long. lolol. Sorry guys.

 

[merget]

OK, so with expiring coupon and lots of older, good reviews, had to check this place out. Pretty disappointed.

Went late in the evening (3am) hoping to avoid rush. Shoulda kept walking, when 2 blocks away, I saw 3 guys disappear into a building. I wasnt sure if it was where I was going though, even when I got there. What are the chances, right? Buzzed and went in.

Elevator is on 4. Hmm... maybe I should bail. 3. I bet there is a monger in there. 2. Lemme stand in the corner here. 1. Monger gets out, almost walks into me. We silently look the other way... he walks out briskly, I jump in the elevator.

Elevator opens, and to my relief, I dont see any guys. I step out and around the corner is 3 mongers. Bleep. They are asking the mamasan about rates, girls, etc. They are deciding whether they want to stay. Yeesh. Mamasan sees me and tells me to wait behind some folding wall. She tells me it'll be a few minutes. I go there and feel like an idiot as I sit on a twin bed listening to these three dudes negotiate. They are about to leave, when some girl musta walked by. "How about her, can we see her?" I'm thinking.. we? Are they all gonna go in the same room? Mamasan says, oh, thats Peaches. Everybody wants Peaches. Blah, blah, blah. (If one of you is reading this... hahaha.) Then a fourth dude comes out (I cant see, but I can hear) and sorta complains that he saw his girl yesterday. I heard him tip her and ask the mamasan for a new girl. She says none available. He says awww, ok, I guess I had a good time yesterday. Auuuuuuugh.

Finally the voices stop and apparently all the guys are in their rooms. I stick my head out and start to leave. I'm not gonna wait 15-20 minutes. I shoulda asked if peaches was available for me! Mamasan says stay, she has really pretty girl for me, number one. I hesitate, and she says, really, number one, I bring her out. So I go back behind the fake wall and wait.

A few minutes later, she comes back with Judy. Nice petite lady, pretty face, what the heck. I give mamasan the door fee and coupon and follow Judy into the room. Judy asks me where my friend is. Wha? Oh, no friend? Uhh... no. She tells me to get comfy. Asks if I want shower, I say yes. She leaves. Comes back and says shower is busy. Get massage first. Tells me to lie face down. Then she leaves again! It was at least 5 minutes before she came back.

She then gave me a very uninspired, unprofessional massage. I used to go to WGS 4-5 times a month. This was by no means even close to that level. Basically she poked me all over.

Then it got worse! She started using the points of her elbows to press me into the mat. I actually like hard massages, but this hurt and I had to tell her to stop. She went back to her previous "technique" and a few mins later, told me to turn over. No teasing, nothing, just turn over. I did, a little confused. Then she left the room again!

She came back and said shower was ready. I grabbed a towel and followed her out. Straight into the face of a freaking monger!!!!! I am wearing a tiny freaking towel, and this mofo had pulled up a chair and was waiting in front of the front desk. He got up and headed behind the fake wall. I could not help but laugh out loud as I followed Judy to the shower room.

When we got there, there were shoes in front of the door. She looked confused and peaked inside. No way. Yes way. There was someone inside. She told me to wait on the side. Just as another girl came out and spoke to her in Korean. Then another freaking monger appeared. He could not see me, so he fucking bent over and asked if those were his shoes. I turned around and faced the other way. Thank god the other monger hadnt come back out. WTF is going on?

Then the only good part of the session occurred. The TS. She was thorough and paid lots of attention to all the right parts. She even pulled back the foreskin and cleaned the inside. OK, maybe this session can be saved. She dried me off and we went back to the room.

I lay face down, expecting a real massage now, perhaps. But no, she says face up. And turns the lights down. She comes over and sits next to me so all I can see is her back. Shes got some oil and starts the tug. I reached around and felt her very nice, soft and plump breasts. That got me going. I tried to sit up to get alittle closer. Maybe whisper that I wanted more.

She used her elbow to keep me from getting up! Meanwhile, shes squeezing the life outta junior while going as fast as she can. I had to tell her to slow down and to keep it soft. Seemingly reluctantly, she complied. Eventually, coffee was served. To her credit, she kept going til every last drop was spilled, and there was a lot.

Despite the comedy of errors, I was feeling OK, esp since it had been 2 weeks of cold turkey. I was enjoying the afterglow when she came back with a hot towel to clean me up. But it was HOT, HOT. And she RUBBED, not so good for us natural guys, who are very sensitive. Ouch.

I lay back and tried to get the good after glow feeling back. And I hoped the end massage would be better than the one to start. I had my eyes closed, but I heard her move around the room and then I felt her grab my leg. Oh good, I like leg massages.

Wait. Whats that? She was freaking putting my socks on! I was being kicked out! I cant really argue, so I got up and got dressed. I considered giving her only 20 tip. I really wanted to give 30. But all I had were 20s. And she looked dead tired. So I wimped out and gave her 40. Please do not flame me. I know she did not deserve it. Sigh.

Then I had to stand and wait for the elevator while the mamasan tried to make small talk. When I finally got downstairs, I looked at my watch. It had been only 45 minutes since I pressed the buzzer.

In summary, I will not be returning. Way too much traffic, and management does not care one iota if mongers run into each other, even half naked.

 

[thecharleslloyd]

And one brief instant, I think I caught her snore.

 

[Jelly]

Actually, I think it's kinda terrific. Anything that's different, funny, unexpected adds some seasoning. It's not just bang 'em and leave 'em, unless you are pure meat and potatoes.

 

[Bobby Cowboy Man]

Don't I know it.

 

[Atlas]

Nice to see it isn't 24/7 for Judy

 

[licha]

This is hilarious, it gives a new meaning for dead fish.

 

[Twosocks]

Sorry but that's just hillarious and silly: you wacking off while a girl with her legs spread out sleeps and you paid her for it.

 

[vrxzxrnj]

I saw Judy, of whom many of you have posted. I'll keep it short because you all know the score.

She IS as cute as you say. Kinda sexy cute with tiny sexy eyes. Really nice low-key body and nice ass for an asian gal.

Unfortunately i saw her around 5am and she was dead tired...I mean DEAD TIRED. So the session went nowhere. I don't blame her, yet she put out virtually ZERO effort and made no bones about being sleepy. as in,,,,SHE SLEPT! She got real wet real quick when I fingered her,,,until she pushed my hand away. I ended up jerking myself off while she spread her legs for me and fell asleep.

I give her a pass because of the time, I don't give her a pass for wasting my time and money, just stay in bed and don't come out.

looks...6.5, the dental aide for my dentist is prettier/cuter
sexy...7.0
cute...7.0
body...7.0
ass...8.5
personality...sexy and sleepy
service...0

as a comparison, i'd say nana is a 4.5 -5 in looks,,,CiCi is a 7

 

[Aquella BSL=BS]

Finally stopped by, decent place. Rub was nice and mileage during the tug was definitely good. Only one disappointment. When I got there, all the doors were closed, the only person I saw was the girl at the desk (and boy was she young and hot). After the cover, she called my girl. Decent body, average face, probably in 40s, never got her name. So I go to the take the ts and when I come out, I swear the doors on almost all the rooms are now open and their are 4 other ladies, all hotter than mine, milling about. Damn it, I think if I waited 30 minutes later or so, might have gotten a hotter girl. Oh well. All in all a good time. R & T is not really my thing, but might go back anyhow.

 

[shadow_nochbvolk]

yes sir

wouldnt be much of a deal any other way,,,

 

[Blondie7]

Just for clarification, the 70 coupon is for an hour not a half hour, correct? sorry guys but don't feel like going back through 23 pages at the moment.

 

[Lesley]

Is the young Nana with the A cups still there?

 

[dokomo]

It's not necessary, but recommended if you'd like to get a specific girl.

 

[borbianytrami]

Interesting thread, wish I had seen it a while ago. One question if I can: I'm hoping to stop by soon, if only to make use of the coupon before it becomes 2008. Are appts absolutely necessary or do they see walk-ins as well?

 

[Scarlett Byrd]

She didn't actually tell me she was on her period, but she was wearing Granny panties, and I've never seen her wear something so unattractive.

Also, she was working the door at the time, and was trying to push me off on someone else, but it was just too busy, so she took care of me.

I'd still see her, definitely. She just seemed out of sorts a bit.

 

[Free to be.]

YMMV but that period BS is a st8 up lie. If she doesnt want to bang she should just say it...what if someone comes 3 weeks in a row how many times does she think that line is going to work??????????

 

[Cerebandis]

Hey, I'm not the one getting burnt by the "sorry, can't fuck because I have my period." If she's using that period bs, she'll know exactly what you're talking about when you ask her. These chicks are smarter than you think because they're the ones laughing while you're muttering to yourself as you're going down that elevator.

 

[V-katastrophe]

Customer: Hi, Judy. How are you?

Judy: Fine, thank you. You ready? Come with me.

Customer: Listen, Judy, I have a question for you.

Judy: Yes?

Customer: Are you on the rag?

Judy: The what?

Customer: Errr... what I mean is... are you on your period?

Judy: Huh?

Customer: Is this your time of the month?

Judy: (blank look)

Customer: Is your pussy bleeding right now? Because if it is, then I want some other girl because I want sex.

Judy: Oh, okay. I go get Coco!

 

[KOTU]

Man, just ask Judy if she's on the rag before the session starts. If she says yes, then ask to switch girls. Once she loses enough business, she'll put an end to this 30 day period BS. Money talks my fellow mongers