From the experiences I have read about molluscum on this board, I was not aware that it was so widespread. I have never had it, but years ago one of my best friends “Johnson” did. He had an on again-off again girlfriend and when we went home for the summer after our freshman year of college, they were off again. One night, we were drinking at a buddy’s place. A girl we all grew up with named “Pam” was there. One thing led to another, and Johnson and Pam got reacquainted on our buddy’s parent’s bed. Like any logical, drunk 19 year old, Johnson and Pam did not use protection. A few weeks later, I am hanging out with Johnson and he is complaining about how much it hurts when he pees, you know like Eddie Murphy “my dick is a blowtorch.” I tell him to see a doctor, he declines, and the burning goes away. In the meantime, he gets a call from Pam. She is in the hospital with mono. He says, “you gave me something.” So, while in the hospital, she gets tested for STDs, all negative. By the time we get back to school Johnson and I are roommates, and his on again-off again girlfriend is now on again. The whole crew is at a wedding in November, about 4 or 5 months after the burning piss. By this point, Johnson develops lumps on his dick. Instead of seeing the doctor, he starts treating them with Clearasil and jock itch medicine. Genius. After the wedding, Johnson and his girlfriend go to the hotel and get nasty, sans protection. A week later, the girlfriend has burning urination and lumps on her snatch. Finally, Johnson goes to the doctor and gets the giant q-tip up his cock hole. Guess what, it’s chlamydia and molluscum contagiosum. Turns out that Pam was a doorknob while away at college, you know, everyone gets a turn. Her chlamydia was never diagnosed because while she was in the hospital for mono, the meds they gave her wiped out any and all infections she may have had, hence the negative STD test. So, to treat the molluscum, the doctor takes out a sharp little tool that Johnson said looked like a mini-melon baller with razor edges, and proceeds to cut the molluscum out of his crank. To quote Johnson, “my dick looked like a chewed apple core.”
In the end, Johnson’s on again-off again girlfriend forgave him and will be celebrating their 10 year wedding anniversary in a few months. They have a son who is now 3, however, they had a hard time conceiving. For 2 years, they tried and nothing, Johnson was shooting blanks. They tried all sorts of stuff, finally he went to the doctor and pulled one out in a cup. Turns out, he had an infected prostate from this whole experience. This was diagnosed a full 9 YEARS after he had unprotected sex for a few minutes with a non-pro.
There’s no moral to this story, just wear a hat and check out where you put your face.