MPAs pet peeves

[ahmad]

Oh ya buddy, because she is the ONLY MPA who thinks those things..... shake your head, if you say that about her, let me know of an MPA that likes the smell of your stinky bum!

 

[ross097]

One thing you all should know...whether you like it or not, MPA's remember a good tipper! And you will not be forgotten because you probably made her day the first time. Mileage and general service WILL increase...PET PEEVE OF TIPPERS.......getiing cheeper as the service gets better!!

If the MPA goes out of her way for you, fits you into her schedual, adds 5 extra mins, etc, TIPPIG SHOULD INCREASE, not decrease!! That'll ensure a crappy session the next time, because she WILL remeber that you suddenly got cheep!

 

[Dom]

Just because you tip doesn't necessarily mean that the service or mileage will get better ... I'm sure MPA's appreciate it, but why spoil them to begin with. If I get the highest option in a session, I'm sure the MPA is happy with making the most $$$ for the time spent with me. I do tip on the rare ocassion, or those MPA's who constantly go out of their way for me, but apart from that, if I get average service, I don't bother, as I know a repeat is not on the horizon anytime soon.

Many MPA's are quite satisfied if you treat them with respect, and repeat with them if you were happy with the previous session. Just speaking from my own experiences.

 

[blonde bitch]

Lets not make this about tipping PLEASE. That's a whole different topic, be respectful, follow the ladie's lead (like we do in most cases) and acknowledge your MPA as the lady your world revolves around for the next 30, 45 or 60 minutes. Make her laugh, lightly caress the lady and see how she responds to your touch. Don't think you can push the envelop and then make it up to her at the end by giving her this significant tip.

 

[clade]

Came across this while google Julia Roberts & Pretty Woman. (Not for me but those that do)
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