NYAsianVIP

[Canned Frijoles]

Decided to treat myself and bring in the New Year with a trip to NY Asian VIP this afternoon. I had a fantastic time with Kate the first time I went to Asian VIP, so I thought I'd try again to see if it's consistent quality of service or if my experience with Kate was a one-off. In a nutshell, it was also a great sophomore experience.

Kim, the phone lady, is a pleasure to work with. She actually sounds genuinely happy when she answers the phone to speak with you. Set up was a breeze - given how well it went last time, I told Kim to surprise me today with another recommendation. Confirmed time and location and I was off. Mid-town location, very nondescript building, so much so that I actually walked right by it twice, even though I had been there recently. Buzzed in, walked up the stairs, door opened and was greeted warmly by Kim.

I was a little early, which wasn't a problem. Kim brought me to my room and told me she'd be right back with my masseuse/therapist. I didn't waste any time and just as I started to disrobe, there was a light knock and in came Kelly with a smile and a friendly "hi". Again, Kim did not let me down.

Kelly is tall, about 5'8", light skin (no fake tan, which I'm not a fan of anyway), nice build (not too thin, not too muscular), long, toned legs which lead up to a a---, natural, perky A/Bs, long (halfway down her back), straight dark hair with some blondish highlights/streaks, and a pretty face; big eyes, high cheek bones and beautiful soft lips. Kelly helped me finish undressing, gave me a light pat on the a--- and asked me to lie down for a massage, she said the shower would come later.

Kelly started with a very firm, thorough massage which felt great from my neck to my feet. There's a perfectly
placed mirror right next to the bed that gives you a great view of the lady, so aa much as I was enjoying the massage, I had to exercise real restraint to stop myself from turning over and trying to have my way with Kelly. Just as it was starting to get uncomfortable from sporting wood while face down on my stomach, Kelly took my hand led me to the table shower.

The face down portion of the table shower was perfect, hot water and soft, soapy hands and fingers that weren't afraid to patiently explore every nook and cranny. The soft, soapy teasing on the back of my thighs and my inner thighs had me squirming with pleasure, Kelly giggled as she told me to turn over. Mini Me and Satchel then got an incredible Spic N Span that brought me so perfectly close to the edge of spilling the pearls. (Rest easy though, I managed not to deface the table shower Gentle towel pat down, with special care and attention to the sensitive parts, and then we were back to the room.

Laid stomach down on the table and stared into the mirror to watch Kelly strip off her sequined bikini and put her hair up in a bun. WoW what a nice body, I couldn't resist, sat up on the table, pulled Kelly close to me and introduced her bosom to my warm, inviting mouth and her a--- to the firm grip of my hands. She's very responsive and in no time, I had a mouthful.

Kelly pushed me back and over on my stomach and started an exquisitely light, teasing cat bath. She knew exactly where to lick, where to nibble, where to suck and where to blow gently to get maximum response. The nibbling and sucking of the edges right where my a--- and the back of my thighs meet, the nibbling and sucking of the soft spot behind my knees and above my ankles was driving me insane; I was moaning and groaning out loud and she hadn't even gotten to truly sensitive parts yet! Kelly then turned me over and started again, licking, sucking, nibbling and blowing on all the right places from my nipples to my toes. She'd come within a hair of Mini Me and Satchel and then pull away to nibble and suck on my inner thighs, teasing and further building the anticipation. Finally, Satchel found a warm, inviting mouth and a rain coat was gently put over Mini Me.

Kelly has major skills here too - no teeth, no hanss, rhythmic bobbing, with plenty of variation in tempo to keep you at full attention. Again, I could have spilled the pearls right there. Thankfully, Kelly stopped, just long enough to start an amazing, grinding, pelvic CG. The best part was that she looked me right in the eyes while she was grinding. She then switched to ACG, which allowed me plenty of access to her very responsive nipples. I could feel the end was near, but wanted it to last longer, much longer. In an attempt to avoid the inevitable, I asked that we switch positions. Kelly laid on her back and I slowly massaged the entrance to the Jade Door. I couldn't help myself though and it wasn't long before I re-entered in Mssnr. I gripped Kelly's shoulders tightly and put my cheek against her cheek, as she wrapped her legs around me and clawed at my back. I started with a slow adagio and ended in a throbbing, pounding, allegro, spilling a river of pearls into my rain coat.

Kelly let me linger, kissed me gently, stroked my back, wiped the sweat off my brow and looked softly into my eyes. While maybe not a "GFE" by most definitions, it was exactly what "GFE" means to me, shaving years off of my life and making me feel, even if only temporarily, like a youngster in lust again.

Post clean up, Kelly helped me dress and took me to the front door where all 3 of us (Kim too) wished each other a Happy New Year. Another kiss on the cheek and I was off, pondering when I would have my next visit to VIP in 2012.

GsLHF

Coordinates for NY Asian VIP:
646-596-5068 (ask for Kim)
http://www.simply-secret.com/p/ny-asian-vip.html

 

[TomLeaauaa]

Is this place open today.. Been calling and no one answers....

I got though on Monday.. The phone girl said thatmtheymare open 24hrs and yet no one picks up today..

 

[cute]

MJ and Jwu, being that you seen her already.. how is her english? I was just wondering if she can hold a conversation during the downtime.. its always weird when I have to use gestures and such... I assume that GFE session includes 2 pops..

 

[Mr Frazier]

Classic. Two lowlifes fighting over korean mob money on Christmas day.

 

[Erich]

Ahem. Mr. King of Adult Advertiser's, me no sticky finger in korean culo. This be just funny line in story.
Self proclaimed genius that you are harps about something that is fictitious in nature.

Ask yourself what does misogynistic have to do with sleeping with your clients. Zero....it's your attitude in question.

As for cheat ignorant shot, you are kidding me right.

One final note, you are and always will be the King of Adult Advertising, why worry about what I do.
It's ineffective, childish and bound to fail.
You have crushed all your opponents and I guess I am soon to follow.
Then again, maybe the people that hired me might not let me fail.
Food for thought, King.

P.S. Regarding the snide tranny remark "Billy doth protest too much, methinks."

 

[Anja H]

The conspiracy is that you set up multiple user names and post all kinds of phony reviews and comments to keep the people who pay you - or girls you want to have sex with on top of the page!

As far as my tranny clients go....I'll bet you all the money you have in the world that I've never slept with a tranny client. And I'll take a lie detector test in front of the entire membership of Best GFE to take the three dollars you have in your pocket. That's a cheap ignorant shot I would expect from a guy like Mike Petrelli aka Lord Trident aka Cantinflas aka Gina Blogger and whoever else you are!

As far as misogynist behavior goes...I make it a policy NOT to sleep with Korean girls. And I haven't for 3 years though I know dozens of them. You on the other hand brag when you stick your thumb up their asses and three fingers in their pussies like you've planted a flag on Iwo Jima! I just wonder if you're aware that you are actually describing yourself when you attack me!

 

[massage_junkett]

No, actually Kate is a cute girl. But the photos make her look hipper than she really is. If you think you might be meeting a somewhat Americanized Asian who watches MTV, that's not who she is.

And I don't know what Pepsi you saw but the REAL one was a pretty (albeit totally materialistic) girl. You might have been baited and switched! There was an old joke about Pepsi: She only speaks one word in English...PRADA! But that's not true. She also knew the words GUCCI, CHANEL, MARK CROSS and ROLEX!

 

[Nelly]

gfe rate is $350

 

[MisMischievous]

So I a, guessing that there are 2 rates.. The regular $200 KMP price point, but what is the gfe rate? 300? 350?

 

[jif]

Cheer up Ebenezer Scrooge (canti) it's X'mas , LOL!

 

[*star*]

For what it's worth, I saw Kate in LA and she really is pretty hot. I do question how long she'll last... As to the two sets of advertisers going back and forth on a monger forum, I find it a bit tiresome. Can't you guys just leave it be? I think folks get where each of you is coming from....

 

[babyboo]

You mean the same comments you made previously and stated you never slept with them or the comments regarding you preferring to sleep with your tranny clients.
What's the conspiracy?
The fact you are the King of Adult Advertising and a group of Asian girls spearheaded by me, might give a tiny bit of competition
Or the fact that maybe they are getting tired of your misogynist behaviour.

 

[Uday Chaithanya]

$Bill are you insinuating that Kate is not hot? She looks very interesting to me, so I don't want to be misled, make a trip and end up with a major disappointment like I had with the "famous" Pepsi a few years ago (ton of hype on this site and she was ass ugly). Thanks.

 

[xdkirbyxd]

Otis - when you bounce back and forth with Canti it makes you look like you're part of the conspiracy.

 

[hockeyking_21]

Contact the phone number listed under the girls picture.

 

[<3LUVlemmy]

Your site seems to be down Gina, how do I book the girls?

 

[PoisonMind]

I, too, am curious about the damage. This girl looks absolutely incredible and, on TER, it appears that there are two reviews for her, one with the typical KMP 350 GFE 1 hr price and one for the typical KMP 200 standard price.

 

[Tanja T]

Don't worry, lad. You can say "ass" here. Hell, last week I had a review where I told God to fuck off because he ruined my handjob. You can say anything you want on massageplanet as long as you don't use the word 'wh*re.'

 

[GenesisAnswers]

Thank you King Otis. I would say the picture is Very accurate, I guess when you're 22, with a tight body and pretty face, they don't need to do much touch up of the photos. For my personal tastes, I thought she looked better in person (not quite as thin, she said she's gained 3 pounds since she arrived, don't get me wrong though, there's not an ounce of extra fat on that body and you can bounce a quarter off that a---).

 

[Pompal 09.]

Nice review, jwu. Two questions for you:
1. How close is that pic to reality...that looks like an immaculately tight little piece of ass...

2. Damages here are...?? In particular, you went for a covered oral option but the "GFE" tag suggests there's an uncovered oral option as well. Curious if anyone knows the GFE rate on this hot young thing...