One Born Every Minute...

[wqcbbbte]

Well... I count 7046 suckers minted since this thread was started... but you have to remember, 50% are Ladies!

I'd like to tell story #27, but it's not over yet! Probably a bit of every story in mine... and every sucker needs a nice pair of tits, BTW!



And It takes two to tango! Ohhhh Baby - how much would you likeeeeee?

 

[Alina]

Let's close this thread. It appears to have outlived whatever usefulness it had...

 

[Gatrabreac]

Lesson: foolish people do foolish things

 

[Madeline]

see.................lmao

 

[a-z]

I actually feel bad for some of these guys... Another case of "The nice guy finishes last" unfortunately.

In all walks of life there are people that take advantage of other people, but it really runs rampant in the "Adult" industries (Escorts, Strippers and apparantly Massage Parlors). Understandable though, as when you tie "Sex" into any equation, a guy will tend to do things that his rational self would not.

One thing I've found as a way to somewhat difuse/call out the situation/lady is when she asks you for money for XYZ, offer to DIRECTLY help her with the situation versus handing her money...

"Let's take your car to the mechanic together and get it checked out tomorrow; I have a friend with a shop. What time should I pick you up tomorrow; I can have the tow truck meet us at your house and we can follow him to the shop"

This type of response usually calls the situation out as the bullshit it is... when you offer to pay the "problem bill" directly, something seems to always get changed in her story.

 

[Kanchha]

I think its kinda hot

 

[Ayame]

jesus christ man!!! thats disgusting!!! D..WTF

I said hi-jack the thread....not my lunch











any minute now some knucklehead will pop up and pretend to be offended 'cause he find that sexually exciting........watch this...

 

[learned by living]

then its all been worth it

 

[?J?]

Here ya go guy's and Lacey..
http://www.xvideos.com/video395056/puking_on_another_girl_for_virginia

 

[jithin]

I would support that idea

 

[Lunatica]

You may know better, but there are a lot of lonely guys out there that are willing to risk all because of a heart felt flutter and a dream.

 

[the Christian]

You Just did LOL..

 

[LovePeaceForever]

Sad and entertaining at the stupidity of some people. Who the hell gives a girl they just met and in the setting they met her 50 grand. Some people are just nuts.

xoxo
Lacey

 

[Shylah]

I love you Michael lol.

xoxo
Lacey

 

[Grunge blossom]

would someone please hi-jack this moronic thread

 

[Half_Proud_American]

There is priceless advice here, you're doing the KMP monger community a great service here. This is all true stuff and I'm aware that it's not meant to speak poorly of the girls, just giving the hobbyists the heads up.

 

[Lucille]

I have friendly ongoing relationships with some Kgirl providers and some Kgirl owner/providers. That's all - I pay for the sessions per normal don't date them outside aside from maybe having a meal or drinks from time to time. It's probably more of a language thing - the girls are pretty gossipy as you might imagine and it's just a matter of being able to communicate with them easily. There's a lot more of these 'tales,' but to preserve anonymity I've just picked a few that aren't particularly traceable - i.e. stories involving kgirls who are no longer in NYC/no longer working, or stories that have been pretty well spread around amongst the girls.

Here's a few more stories. I think the lesson is implied in the title of the thread. It gets messy if you're stupid or have unrealistic expectations. Just keep your head and stay on the right (i.e. not fucking insane) side of things when interacting with these girls. I can't think of a more risky thing to invest your money, emotions or ego in than getting ahead of yourself with some of these girls (who in all fairness are just getting what they can get).

4. Mr. Here's Some Spending Money: $400 Kgirl gets sick of doing FS and decides to go work as a hostess instead. Meets a rich Korean guy who falls in love with her. Offers to take her on weekend trips and gives her $20,000 per weekend as 'spending money.' She never even sleeps with him. After a few weekend trips, she picks up and goes back to Korea without a trace. Story to be continued.

5. Mr. I Take It All back: $400 Kgirl finds that it's pretty slow in NYC. She wants to do a tour in California. Loyal client says I'll give you $50,000 in cash if you stay (with the kicker being that this money was just for her to stay and keep working, not to come off the market). Eventually, loyal client finds it's a raw deal to have paid her $50,000 and have her sleep with dozens of other guys - go figure. Loyal client wants his money back, but never documented anything. He threatens her, but no dice. She keeps working and resting at her discretion and stops seeing loyal client.

6. Mr. How Dare You Not Take My Calls: Geeky monger offers to write up multiple favorable reviews of KMP. KMP owner/provider says if that's what you want to do, fine and thanks. Geeky monger shows up at KMP without appointments wanting to see KMP owner/provider. Asks mamasan to pull KMP owner/provider out of the room with another monger for geeky monger's session. KMP owner/provider stops answering his calls/texts. Geeky monger shows up at KMP door, bangs on door periodically and refuses to leave until let in. KMP owner/provider temporarily appeases geeky monger by giving him a session with the 'new girl'. KMP owner/provider puts geeky monger on global blacklist.

 

[m27fiscojr]

I am both entertained and saddened by these tales. Let's all hope we don't end up a number.

 

[NONAME]

I am looking forward to reading 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, ...

Where was #2 written up Nerve ? Hyphen ?

 

[Benjamin Perks]

You forgot 4,5 and 6. I think at least a good percentage of guys get caught up in the illusion.

Entertaining post, thanks.