Questions from the new guy....

[jeff rockout]

i couldnt find it in the common abreviations thread

1. what is a cbj?
2. what is toms? where is it located....what is the website?
3. what is cj?
4. what is TOFTT
5. What is a Spinner

It would be great if you could answer those and the questions below...thanks.


Im new....i have some questions.

when i go to a parlor...is there some sort of secret thing im supposed to ask for?

or do they know what im there for?

do i have to ask for full service, for them to know what i want?

just tell me how to act and what to say/do.


what are the best places you reccomend? between
(i am willing to pay alot of $$, for nice rooms and things)

the swedish touch

The Platinum Club


who has the nicest facilities? im talkin about some baller ass pimped out ones....

 

[nani poo]

also ...what is DIGIT?

 

[Angelic Marie From Hell]

also when someguy was giving a review about a girl...he said something about having greens or blues in his wallet...i know what that means but then he said it costed him like $.5 or .6$ i thought blues were 5 not .5??? ahhh that was my last question

 

[Laura B]

You're kidding, right?

 

[Jtvviewer]

1. cbj = central bank of jordan www.cbj.gov.jo
2.toms is easily found by doing a mapquest search http://www.mapquest.com/maps/map.ad...ms+River&state=NJ&zipcode=&homesubmit=Get+Map
3.cj =cranberry juice, one of the many refreshments offered during your stay at toms
4.toftt = taking one for the team. paying your dues.
5.spinner. "A wheel that has a free spinning exterior portion so that at stops, it still looks like it is moving. Can be expensive, but you can get cheap plastic hub cap versions at crappy auto parts stores. The plastic ones are often seen on pizza delivery boys' cars

Damn, that hooch has got 3 spinners on her ride. The fourth must be on lay away."

when going to a parlour, there are certain code words/actions for different services.

for asian ones where english is their secondary language you need to ask for:
a stiff peak meringue = a harder massage
more watermelon = more oil
tofu flower dessert = lotion as opposed to oil
inserting your index finger into your anus = signifies that the massage is too hard and you feel pain
tapping your fingers on the massage table 7times(letters in the word) = blowjob
for other services, tap accordingly (sex=3, hj= 8(hyphens count))

hope this helps.

 

[203]

LMAO. Too funny man! Where did you think of these? Ha. Ha.

 

[R. P]

And for the non asshole response.....

1) CBJ = covered blow job (covered meaning with condom)
2) Toms....Tom is the guy that runs/owns the place......I think its condo downtown somewhere with a few girls.
3) cj = typo for cbj??????
4) toftt.....as stated above taking one for the team.
5) spinner = I think this means real thin.....like you could spin her around on your cock.

Dunno much about the MP's.

And $.5 = $150, $$.5 = $250, $$ = $200 etc.

And my only advice.....try reading around, and checking the abbreviation thread a little closer. Thats how I learned, without asking any dumb questions.

 

[Lyanna]

i figure: asking dumb question is better than
making dumb mistake.

(also Q's shd be asked in 411)
but ya, at the top of one of the sections here there's a whole pile of acronyms explained...

 

[Nikke]

Undecided, that was effing hilarious bud. Well done. LOL.

 

[gars]

I didn't know about these handy tricks.
No wonder my mileage has been so crappy all these years.
But better late than never.

 

[carmenlafond]

What about bringing in a big banana and peeling it in front of her, then licking up the side, then sucking it all in down to the base while making bulged-out googlie eyes at her? What do you think she'll do then?

She'll take the banana away from you and eat it.

 

[?Kit-Kat?]

Oh man what a great thread. Please keep this one alive as laughter is like so good for ones health.

Newbies. Those are all answers that are easily found. Learn to search and use the 411 man. It took Undecided longer to write his answers than it would have been for you to do a search and use some common sense.

If one can't figure this stuff out then maybe they shouldn't be pooning where we poon. We don't want Tom to go down like Pinky did.

 

[brokenlover381]

I think maybe 'cj' is typo for 'cl' which would be Craigslist, or perhaps for 'hj' = handjob.

Newbies should also check out this http://www.eforum.xxx.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=53

 

[OriginalPenguin]

or cg: cowgirl
or cbj: coveredblowjob