Review YOURSELF!!!

[Pringle]

I always hear comments asking what we, as MPA's, would say if we were to review YOU GUYS...I say its a bad idea...our rating scale would be different, our must-have lists would be a far cry from yours, and both the good and the bad would end up with all their cards on the table.......BUT.....

I do wonder what would happen if the Review-ers became the Review-ees....To protect the innocent (ie: MPA's), I wanna ask how you would review YOURSELVES!!! (in the 3rd person, of course)

Here's the format I'd choose:

-basic info...who/where/when
-session chosen and first impressions
-brief rundown of the session (following massageplanet.net guidelines of course)
-rating scale:
~massage:
~hygiene:
~milage pressure:
~NR-type talent:
~finish:
~tipper:
-$ damage done and final thoughts....

xoxox

 

[Xynephadyn]

To protect the innocent (ie: MPA's)" I hate to say that no one is innocent in this industry.............

 

[Dogshowfreak]

There is rumoured to be a web site dedicated for that albeit more as protection against bad johns. I think they use our unblocked phone numbers as the primary identification key.

I have always been curious about what they have written about me.

 

[Britta]

I think this would be cool to read if the MPA wrote it, so why don't you start it up?

Pick 1 client every week or so and do a review....Obviously, keep the clients anonymous, so don't use any names but descriptions would be ok...

I don't know about others around here, but you got my blessing!

 

[scottmel83]

I agree with ANSWER it would be more genuine coming from you or any other attendant on massageplanet.net (and we know you're out there). If I were to review myself it would skew in my favour.

 

[Sean Z]

10++

 

[gesura]

-basic info...NB/somewhere in TO/first appt for the day
-session...no discussion, always has BS/VIP
-brief rundown of the session...starts with hug, light touching, yada yada
-rating scale: 7
~massage: n/a
~hygiene: 10
~milage pressure: high - he has an obsession with my ass which is a no fly zone
~NR-type talent: 9
~finish: 6 (arm got tired)
~tipper: 8
-$ 200 ($50 door fee, $150 tip) - He's been a regular for several years now and will see me at whatever MP I go to.

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Too funny, my girl is the only one that knows my handle so she'll hopefully get a kick out of this if she reads this.

 

[Emzzy]

lol

Newbierubber I think she might have giggled...

 

[BJ Freeman]

Lynn, Hope you are never going to review our Habenero Pepper encounter, otherwise I will be doomed.

 

[Mando]

LMAO!!! I am certainly giggling!! haha!

 

[leeroy c]

Alexis @ SRM
Tip was already on ledge for slide.
First impression: He's not much to look at, but who in here is ?
Massage: He gives a better massage than me, sooo relaxing.
Hygiene: He's clean, trimmed, and his ass does NOT smell of anything but soap. Thank God he knows how important this is.
Mileage Pressure: He's okay. Played with kitty and ass externally, and didn't stick anything inside. Didn't pinch my nipples. All good.
Finish: A bit longer than some guys to finish, but thats okay as he was easy to get along with.
Tipper: Money was out before start of session. Not necessary, but a nice touch on his part.
Final Thoughts: Clean, funny, could be better looking and in better shape. I've had better, but I've had many who were much worse. I'll give him an 8 of 10, all things considered. Repeat? If he has money, he can see me again.

 

[We are all screwed]

Thank you H.Hank!!

Im glad you can do that. That was educational and entertaining!! I wonder how many guys think of THEIR session from this angle!!

 

[FrittyKitty]

Ok... Honestly... Gold star for you!
No actually... Gold stars for me! lol

Classic moment... I'm going to giggle about that all day now...

 

[fly with me:)]

Ya, but is that the way you ladies evaluate a session? Clean, not forceful, etc.

 

[Kara S]

Well I wouldnt say that that sums up all of it...but are those KEY factors....OF COURSE!! Forcefullness is never nice. Unclean is even worse. Lets be honest, most girls like a good tipper over a bartering-penny-pincher. And we ALL enjoy a good massage, etc. When I think about my regulars, specific things some to mind...in the staff room you hear things like..."oh I like this guy, I've seen him before and he's nice" or "this guy stinks! im gonna dread this!" Once in a while a girl will say "this guy knows his way around a lady!" And generally his NR skills are GREAT

Alot of things factor in...attitude, laughter, chemistry.

 

[niu]

MPA Squared!

Thanks for giving us a glimpse of what goes on in the staff lounge. I always wonder what happens in there. Are the ladies sitting around, watching tv, doing their nails etc, or is it lots of chatter, and talking about how terrible the previous appointment was? Would love to be a fly on the wall in there! As an aside, I don't know if I could handle being reviewed, the whole world doesn't need to know my shortcomings!!

Homer

 

[sajan]

Life in the staffroom...:

talking, laughing, tv, talking, eating, smoking, laughing, talking, changing, nail-painting, makeup/hair fixing, sleeping (on snowy slow days), talking, reading, net surfing, laughing, tv, blah blah blah

We only talk about how terrible it was if it was terrible. I'd hope girls wouldnt continue to see someone who's truely terrible!! We do crack jokes. We do share stories and experiences. Thats how we learn, and how we clear our minds. Once in a while, as a fly on the wall, you might hear a full hilarious story, complete with demos!! Those are the best!!

 

[Shaji K]

Will Wallmart or Sears managment review customers....... of course not....
same apply here.....
only Customers (we who spend money) should review service sellers.....

Cheers

 

[crazy4fun]

I agree with you Recycled Teenager!!!

 

[Andrra]

LOL!! Something spell check can't catch.