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[nickie]

Sure, you trim your public hair. I keep mine in a ponytail, but I trim my pubic hair.

 

[Song Title?]

Here is me .... yes, I know ... a little chubby but all my angels think I'm very cute, adorable, huggable, and kissable!

 

[Dhan Noon]

I dont disagree with you at all. I go to MP's because it's something different. I don't compare them to girls in my real life...per say...but I mean I do have high expectations. I want a woman who is hot (or else I would take the 19 year old down the street out on a date and it's FAR easier to get some from her than from an MPA)...but you also do not want any emotional attachment which is why I sometimes go to spas as I do not have to worry about leading an impressionable young girl on.

But yes, I do like in shape ladies. I keep myself in shape, and MPA's should keep themselves in shape. It's like a doctor who doesn't read up on new techniques..you always have to work at your chosen profession.

But I take no offense. Again, I have no idea on your age or anything like that...but that is just my generation. We want want want and expect nothing but the best. My parents call it selfish, I just call it a product of our society.

 

[COD.warrior]

Back to the reviews.

Alexis reviews Hurricane Hank. Session 8.

Hank chats at the front with Char and Felicia before session. Always good for a laugh with these 2 troublemakers.

"Well, look who's back. So glad to see you Hank, I really need a massage."
Some chit chat while Santa Alexis with her black hooker boots massages Hank's back.
Hank: "How about I...."
Alexis: "It's about time you asked!"
Hank: "...massage you for a while?"

Alexis thinking: This guy is okay. Nothing close to eye candy, but I get a 15 minute massage. Just what a girl needs. Getting paid to BE massaged is sweeeeeeet. Chatting about life, Christmas, family. We seem to be comfortable with each other. Boy did I get wasted at the SRM party.......
Huh, you want to lay down. Okay, if you must. You know if this guy was 10 years younger, better looking, and had more money, he would be quite a catch.......
More Alexis thinking: WTF, why is he taking this long to finish? I keep switching hands, speed, grip. WTF Hank, I'm not a robot......Finally!
Alexis: "You shower, I gotta get more towels."
Hank: "No cuddling?"
Alexis thinking: Are you insane?
Alexis: "I'll be right back."
Oh, good, he's getting out of the shower. My turn. Man he likes to watch me shower too. I guess that's harmless. If I looked like him, I would want to admire me as well.
Hank leaves and Alexis thinks: He'll be back. He's hooked. I forgot to see if he paid, but when you're this good they always pay. He looked kinda weird wearing that hat.............

 

[Medic]

Thanks for saying this! The entire time I am reading this thread I am hoping that some MA would say something. Cause the fact of the matter is I hate doing younger guys.
I know that sounds bad but where I work the other girls won't have a session with anyone who seems to be under 30...
Here's why...
The girls are afraid to see you out in public somewheres.
You seem to have this "God's Gift" complex.
The session is encredibly tiring.
Most younger men seem to think because they are young and relatively "client hot" that they should get some type of discount.
Older men are more gentle, and don't grope the hell out of us in a NR.
Older men have picked us because they like us, and not because they feel like we're the best one to insult, as I usually get from younger men.
Older men appreciate a woman's body, no matter how it's made and don't like the "hollywood" or "plastic" look.
Older men tip well.
I could make a million other comparisons, but those are some basic ones. At the end of the day, I would rather have a session with a client 35+ plus, than a 20-something bargain hunter, since older men are nicer, and they kind of understand that if you'd tip a waitress for good service, why wouldn't you tip a MA for good service too?

 

[Pompal 09.]

LOL I love the God's Gift complex comment. Perfect name for it!! And it DOES make for a tiring session. They seem to think its hilarious to show off their youthful stamina...we're sweating we're working so hard and they are holding off UGH! We know ur doing it. its annoying that u think its funny. If you actually take long, great!! A slow build up and a long hj is good fun!! but to have that stupid smirk on ur face as we are watching ur toes as u fight it ... makes me wish u were older even more cuz now I wanna pm ur ass and teach u a lil something about holding off!!!! hahaha! sexual revenge!

 

[Memphis Belle]

If by PM you mean what I think you mean, then YES do it I like that shit...pardon the pun!

 

[S23]

LOOOL! oh man!

 

[Laya]

Oh My God, I do love a Lady that knows to write. One that understands how us guys work.... when we're young bucks and later when we're starting to mature.....

Mac reviewed

Tall enough, (at least when he's vertical). Kinda reminds me of Clint Eastwood, when he was younger (well a little younger).

His tribute is always on the small table in a Thank You card (which is nice).

I always allow 2 MSOGs with this guy. He has problems lasting and usually loses it the first time after we exchange greetings, while I'm holding his hand and walking down the hallway to the room =)

Conversation is never a problem, we actually seem to click. He always chooses a slide and goes for 45. Hygiene is never a problem. He has nice hands and never ventures into areas where his fingers aren't welcome, unless an invitation goes out...

Always responds well to my touches and easily gets into the Zone. Its sometimes a problem when he levitates above the table, to the point where he's inches off the bed (guess that means he's enjoying himself). Other "telltale signs" also give me that impression.

Kinda worried about him falling for me, although he tells me that his life is full and rich and that I've made him a better person.....

 

[Kia Koala (Go Phils!!!)]

I think this young lady brought up an intersting perspective...I'm just an old guy so I would't want to be rated but you see, I never rate a lady anyway; I see many women/girls bashed here, when fella's like me are just happy to have a delightful lady to give me company for half hour. I've met only very few girls who were absolutely not my type...but I never had a reason to post a dreadful comment about them. Anway, I enjoy what I can when I can, and if it's a hot girl-next-door blond that I see, hey even better. But women are wonderful anyway.