Richmond Terrace Massage

[Tweedly tweedity dum.]

thanks... i will not be partaking...

 

[little ese FUERZAMONARCA]

Couldn't smell it where her mouth was

 

[talia]

Yuck that's another one located in Bad Breath City.

 

[Empty Mynd]

According to google maps, the name of the auto body shop is AMP Repair. \You sure you went for a massage or to fix your auto body??? (lol)
Sounds like mamasan was a fender bender.

 

[jingle]

Yes. Not bad. I've gotten extras there but others haven't.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Thanks for the infor !!! I was thinking about this place too. Anyone try the one close to the train stop close to New Drop ?

 

[Gurt]

Wow i almost went there. Thanks for biting the bullet.

 

[baller]

Way to toftt.. Thx..

 

[GODD]

I thought I was the only guy who got a hard-on from the smell of kim chee! LOL

The breath, on the other hand, is mostly garlic.

 

[Hawaiian Bruddah]

Very funny Herm. Do you write for a living? I might consider this place if only because I absolutely adore kimchee breath! Turns me on!!

 

[Gaila]

Just got back...

The place is over an auto repair joint and there's construction debris in the hallway. Met at the door by a woman perhaps who's grandchildren might have gone to school with the girls in the ad (I know, they're fake.) She waddles on down the hall and asks if i want a TS. Never having had one, I figured, why not? She scrubbed me down like you would your car and didn't even give the hubcaps much attention. She answered a cell phone though.

She dries me off and we go back to the room. I'm thinking no way is the mess my masseuse, but sure enough she is. The start is rocky - she keeps answering her phone and leaves once to let in some other animal. Then she throws towels over me and proceed to throw her not inconsiderable weight behind the massage, the up until that time most uncomfortable thing ever (the most uncomfortable comes in a few minutes.) This is good because the heavy mouth breathing from exertion she's doing is drowning out the sound of the airtools downstairs in the shop, but it's painful.

So I ask her to go lighter, and she starts right away with the tease. I figure, alright, just let me get this the fuck over with. Generally at this point in a massage, I take the time to see what I can shake loose from the tree and have had some pretty decent success getting extras. No chance here. I just wanted to blow a load as quickly as I could and get out. Now here's the most uncomfortable thing ever - while she's beating me off, she starts tweaking my nipples and blowing in my ear with that hot, stinky, just ate a kimchee and dogshit sammich breath that some of these girls can have. That fact that I ejaculated at all is really a triumph of the will and human spirit.

To sum up, shitty location, car wash style table shower, masseuses from the Seoul Central High women's varsity sumo team, awful massages and hot garbage breath in my ear. Will I repeat? No fucking way. I feel like I let my dick down.

 

[giddy penguin]

What really gets me is the big sign they have, it's almost like a beacon.

 

[ad_astra]

TOFTT...

I am starting to think that all these AMP's are all just pre-packaged, pre-fabbed businesses put together in some warehouse in Mexico...

I get down to the place, which is above a auto repair shop, and I ring the bell and get met by the standard mid-40's attendant. She invites me in, takes me to the room and tells me it 60 for the hr (cash only, no CC). I pay the money, she tells me to get comfortable.

Comes back in and asks if I want a table shower, I say yes, and off we go. TS is about as formulaic as it gets, and uneventful.

Back to the room, I received a pretty good massage (which was about all that I got that was good), and on the flip I did a little otc roaming until I finished. She cleaned me off with some hot towels, and I gave her 20 tip and off I went.

Definitely will not repeat!!

 

[Me no know]

Here's a link to all their ads on BP and a copy of the most recent!!.....

 

[Linda Ken]

Has anyone tried this place yet? If not i will prob toft

http://http://newyork.backpage.com/BodyRubs/xxx_-grand-opening-new-asian-fantastic-bodywork-xxx-22/17194261