The truth hurts, doesn't it?
Rogue and Skylark hang out on a forum dominated by techies....
Therefore, Rogue and Skylark are techie-like
techie-like girls are on their way to engg (I know Skylark wants that, no idea about Rogue)
Girls in engg. in India = UGLY.
Therefore, Rogue and Skylark are..... U_ _ Y
Q.E.D
Don't worry. I believe you when you say that the thing doesn't work.
Don't worry, most of the guys on TE are also as ugly as they get.