The BEST MPA's of 2006

[Yeoman Prince]

Get some sleep Franky and put the conspiracy theories to rest. If in doubt try seeing super ass Christina without an appointment, she's fully booked every shift for a reason.

It's a shame there isn't an option for a 9 way vote. You can't go wrong with any of these ladies on any given day.

 

[jkzimm04]

ok enough with this negative rambling about christina.She is a well respected MPA and maybe for some of you she is not your cup of tea but it is clear that she has many fans. She does know what is said about her on massageplanet.net and Im sure some of these comments are very hurtful and obviously it would hurt anyone if these coments were about them. Remember this is just a poll, whatever the results are let it be. She is a very good friend of mine and I feel the need to defend her out of my own heart.And no we dont have a lesbian relationship. Me personally Im losing big time but at least no one has said anything hurtful because I know the way that I'am it would hurt me. Just let her enjoy her winning streak she deserves it!

 

[Coleen]

I'd put money on VBB, Indian Lover and Spode (aka aka aka).

 

[Jassy]

Jennifer,Amber and Sophie are the top names for me and it is impossible to pick one.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I don't see what you mean, she is young, or at least looks young, she does have a great body, super-friendly-top-knotch-personality....and likes shoppers drug mart.

 

[orly]

I didn't vote until today, and I voted for Athena. Never seen her, but her comments require the respect.

This poll is interesting I guess. I am not a fan of polls myself. But the comments can be kept out.

 

[Memphis]

All of your previous Polls had choice of picking up multiple girls so without even checking i clicked on Jennifer,Amber and Sophie.Then after posting i realized that only the last counted and i still don't know whom i clicked on last.

 

[Random Chick]

Yes I know that Christina is super booked but so is Jenn at HFH. Took me three tries at booking J to see her.

The point I'm making was that an irregular jump in votes at a non peak voting time seems odd that's all. Is there really vote tampering I don't know..... I thought the two culprits were banned but I don't think it's hard for these dudes to get new IP addresses if they wanted.

I'm just not convinced that given the other talents that Christina comes out so far ahead.

Besides given all the complaints about how much she talks I'm further surprised that she would win this poll.

To believe that she would win on looks and service with such a big lead is hard to believe especially when you consider the gab factor. Just seems too hard to believe.



It's very nice of you to jump to the defense of the integrity of the polling system. I knew you were an upstanding guy. Glad you have faith in the democratic system.

The rest of the results look pretty much dead even. I suppose it's not surprising as these are the top girls at a number of different spas and at which point it becomes a matter of preference for the voter (be it looks, location, mileage, personality etc). A tie might not be too surprising as women like Amber and Christina split the hot blonde with big boobs, Jenn and Sophie split the personality fans, Crystal appeals to those that like a bit of both, etc.....

 

[zxcvbnm]

Hey Athena, that was a very classy thing to do.
All of the girls on that poll and dozens more in the business, are beautiful, charming women. The subjective reasons we like one or another is like selecting a bottle of fine wine from a perfect wine cellar. We are fortunate to have so many choices.

 

[Saxton Hardcastle]

The poll is obviously flawed unless you've seen each and every girl. Of course guys will vote for their favorite girl or spa even though they haven't had a chance to see every girl. Like I said earlier you can't go wrong with any of the girls listed...

Frankcastle don't be so bitter. Print off this next tidbit and use it for you're future conquests as a guide when the MPA's tell you........

10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one jurassic geezer.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)

6. I've got a boyfriend (who's really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's).

5. I don't date men where I work. (Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)

...and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it actually means)

1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet. It's that male perspective thing)

 

[RIP]

Who knows maybe she is just that damn good.

 

[Reverse_Thread_Wing_Nut]

Ragingbull,

As for Christina...... let me be the first to say that I have nothing against her. I'm sure she's great. I hope she does well and makes a lot of money.

I'm just skeptical of the poll results.

So long as people can agree that the poll or polls in general often have flaws that's good enough for me.

Have a great weekend RB.

 

[Kelvin]

to think this is just the tip of the iceberg. so many beautiful, talented ladies in and around the city.

 

[SJG]

Has there been a poll about which spa you frequent the most? Just curious since a high traffic spa would probably allow it's top girl to get more votes than a low traffic spa.

 

[Unpretty]

You'll never know until you see her obviously ,and even then that may be a flawed session considering it's you that seeing her.

Conspiracies conspiracies...umm ya and Jim Morrison, Elvis and Hendrix are all alive free basing somewhere together.

 

[Regina George]

when you vote the text for the person you voted for becomes italiscized.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Everybody knows that they are living off the profits from patenting alien technology, chilling out in Area 51, and spending DB Cooper's money on Ebay..... duh.

Oh come on I get great sessions all the time from all the MPAs....... I just tell them I'm Sheik of the Wu Tang Clan.

 

[Maddy]

I've updated VBB's vote count and the mods can check on mulitple handles. Votes will be adjusted accordingly at the end but its not who you think it is.

 

[zangmo315]

I have seen 7 of 9 ... no I was not assimilated, sliding with the borg leds to implants of the unwanted kind ... the two I have not seen are Athena (caused she is booked like mad on limited shifts) and Crystal (because she took some time off for implants of the desirable kind).



Then all previous polls would not be valid as well, but since these polls are for entertainment purposes only ... you shouldn't take them as being scientific 19 out of 20 times with a std. deviation of +/- 2 votes and only a slight chance of autocorrelation taken from the ANOVA results ... it's all about having fun when you log in and participating for everybody.



This brings another factor into the equation ... there are 2 MPAs each that represent HFH, SRM and Allure and 1 MPA each for 3 other MPs ... you may see some sentiment for the MP rather than the MPA if a member has not seen the MPA in the poll above.

Update (108 , 175 , 199, 275 votes) ...

Christina 18 , 34 , 36, 50
Rachel 13 , 20 , 23, 27
Jenn 13 , 22 , 26, 43
Leilani 12 , 18 , 24, 31
Sophie 12 , 19 , 21, 36
Athena 11 , 17 , 15, 22
Crystal 10 , 17 , 19, 25
Amber 10 , 12 , 15, 21
Heather 9 , 16 , 17, 20

VBB

 

[Flaminblonde]

christina is 25 years old on the website...so her age has to be around 27-30. well for most people here, her age maybe still "young" but not for me then.