The Pilgramage

[Pompal 09.]

Great trip report, GQ. Thanks for posting! Sounds as though it was a very successful bombing run.

At the current exchange rate, 700 pesos is about US$60. If she was asking for US$50, it would have made sense to accept that amount and pay in dollars. Not something to lose sleep about, to be sure.

Looking forward to the next installment.

 

[Batsukh B]

So I got to La Coahuila on a gorgeous day. I couldn't have picked a better day. I take a yellow cab. Tell the guy to take me to HK. The guy gives me a mini tour of La Coahuila. I didn't know if I should walk around to see the paraditas if the guy had taken me on this tour. But I did. There was very good talent but I was worried about their age. I asked one of the school girl paraditas for her age and she told me she was 21 but for me she could be 15. Yikes! No thanks.

I made my way into AB to check the action. Not many mongers there at this time. I looked for the Mighty Midget Oscar. He wasn't there. The chicas were not my cup of tea. I came back at a later time just to get a glimpse of the Mighty Midget Oscar and nothing. Sorry no sighting of Mighty Midget Oscar for this trip. Both times I went in the chicas just didn't do it for me.

I find my way into HK. There sure was a party going on. Many more chicas than I remember for some time now. Some mongers there but I think chicas outnumbered us by a wide margin. There were decorations. Fog all over. It was a bit hard to see. No wonder I didn't find Maki. I don't know if the balloons were there when I first arrived. But I was in Las Chavelas when they were taking them on a string/rope to HK.

Claudia was dancing. She spots me and plays hard to get. Pretends not to know me. She stops dancing and comes to sit near me. Yeah that was a coincidence. I approached her. What the hell? I joke with her and ask her name. She immediately goes for little GQ. Some girls are just nasty. She felt for it and after we laughed when she figured out I was joking. This girl got me horny. Damn. She couldn't keep her hands off me. I was resisting taking her up. Meseros came asking to buy her a drink. I told them no and still this did not stop her from touching me. I told her I was going to fuck a chica and then come back for her. At that point I didn't know if I was lying or not.

I go outside because I wanted to try a paradita. Had to take advaneforum.xxxe after Claudia had warmed up my engine. I go and look and look. Damn they were hot and young. Just amazing to look. My mouth watered. On one occasion I approached three chicas who were together. It was funny because I didn't know where to start. I ended up interviewing two. They kept piling up the price for everything.

I just didn't want to deal with that. Maybe next time we can work something out. Hopefully because I've had my eye on those two for some time. Spotted Alma again standing on the hill of Constitucion. I approached her and ask for name and price. After I finished talking business with her I told her that I been with her before. To give me a discount. She made me laugh because she was making an effort to remember me.

I went down the hill and then I approached Azul standing by her hotel La Reyna? Right on Constitucion and La Coahuila. She gave me good vibes all the way. She said she was not going to rush me. Price 200 Pesos with 60 Pesos for room and all positions. I just couldn't turn down this cute looking 22 year old, 5'4"-5'6" from Veracruz,beautiful brown eyes, skinnier than I want them but she wasn't showing any bone so good, nice legs, A cup probably but still nice.

We get to the room. She takes off everything. I didn't remember saying if she was going to be completely naked and I wasn't going to complain. I lie on the bed. Nice room I have to say. She puts on the cap and gets to work. She was giving me a nice cbj. Bobbing her head. What a nice chica. She was taking her time and making eye contact. Excellent job on the cbj.

I tell her to get in mish position. Hey I guess I'm Missionary Man. Her kitty was nicely shaved with some hairs. Her kitty did look like it had been through many wars. I go inside and it felt nice. It's always nice to hammer young chicas. She told me to go easy. I listened to her. But as I went more in to rythm I increased my thrust speed. She didn't say anything. I kept at it. I kissed her neck and cheeks, kissed her lips a bit but said she didn't want to. No problem. I was surprised she didn't twist her neck or fought me to avoid kissing.

I pull her to the side of the bed. Wrap my hands around her hands and start pulling her towards me as I'm standing and she's laying on her back. I'm hammering away any pace I wanted and she's taking it like a nice chica. I looked down to see how my johnson was going in and out.

I was so proud of this fuck and this experience. Then I just dialed up the pace even more making the clapping sound looking at her spread legs to my sides in the mirror. Very nice. I couldn't hold no more and lasered man goo into the cap. What a release. We chatted a bit and said goodbye.

I go to Las Chavelas next and had a great time. Not many mongers and a good amount of chicas. Some guys were working on the balloons and later took them to HK. There was nice talent.

I saw three chicas dance. The guy in a mic grabbed them by the hand and took them around so mongers could give them a dollar. I got first crack and suck their tits. Man o man these chicas were pushing me around in a great way. I loved it. The first one that came my way made my jaw drop. But somehow I lost her in the club. I don't know how that happened. Hey Little Man nearly half of the chicas in Las Chavelas were big girls. Check it out you will be in heaven. I heard you've seen the light and I'm afraid to be the one responsible for your relapse.

I went back to HK after a wonderful time at Las Chavelas. I go in and interview many chicas. Man not only were they bitchy but wouldn't go lower than $80. It was a big turnoff. Don't they know I'm a big HK customer? I didn't know what was funnier. That they wouldn't go lower than $80 or their cheap ass porn star names. There was a Aria, Montana, and another Azul. I couldn't keep a straight face. This zorrita(Asian-Mexican right Amigomio?) I been interested was there. We are probably going to go upstairs one day but today was not the day. Someone always beats her.

Today it was 25 year old Noelia from Tijuana 5'5"-5'7" just an amazing body, tone, light skinned, very pretty(reminds me of an amazing civilian in LA), nice round booty but a bit soft, nice D cups, shave kitty.

We go upstairs. I went to the restroom and she begins to turn off the lights. Not a good start. I turn on the restroom lights because I wanted to see her. I lay on the bed and she begins to work with a nice cbj. I was touching her kitty and breasts. The bad part was she was not facing me instead facing away and on top of my stomach. She had long hair so I couldn't see her at work. I had to put it aside.

I told her I was ready and she gets in k9 position. I thrust away having a good view of her round booty. I was having trouble getting a rythm going. She was lowering herself a bit. I didn't appreciate it. I was pounding. Her booty was moving like jello and I was slapping her booty. I used my hand to rub the kitty. She was moaning a bit. I loved the way the mirror captured her butt crashing into me back and forth.

I turn her around for mish. I'm looking at her all over to see how she's spread. Her nice shaved kitty accepting my johnson. Her large breasts. I'm looking at myself in the mirror plugging away. I lose sight of her face I turn back and she covered her face with her long black hair. This made me laugh instead of angry. She looked like a chica with no face, a manequin, one of the BP girl pics. There I knew she had gone back on her word. So no kissing during sex okay.

I'm having a good time. At least she didn't complain. I got her hair out of her face and saw the pretty face. I sucked her tits at my hearts content. I look in the mirror and her legs are nicely spread around.

She wants more K9 and I'm thinking I should punish her for not being a good chica. I thrust away standing up as she was by the edge of the bed. I grab onto her hips and hammer away rocking her back and forth. Great sight. I slap her butt more. Hard. She didn't say anything. I think she giggled so I continued. At one point I thought the cap had ripped because I felt her inner walls. My johnson went a bit crazy. I took it out and checked. It was good to go. That would have ruined it. Damn it was a thin cap.

I tell her to get on top of me. She goes for reverse cg. This chica had not learned her lesson. I wanted her to face me but I took this opportunity to punish her more. She was bouncing up and down. That booty was shaking. Wow great view. I slap her booty. Bam! Bam! As she continues to bounce.

I feel her cumming then soon after handing her a good beating I do my Latina Breaker move and blast man goo inside the cap. Seriously she gave me an intense 20 second orgasm. Damn for a moment I thought it wasn't going to end. She even jacked it off a bit while I was still inside of her and was even bouncing more because little GQ was still hard. Check this out we kissed after we were done. She had a satisfied horny face. She told me she injured her arm during k9 but she came so it made it feel better.

She just washed her kitty with soap in the hand washer,put on her clothes, kissed me goodbye and left. Where were those kisses in our match? She was a bit cold, not the chatting type, at one point gave me the dead fish experience. The sex was good, she didn't complain, but the other things were not so good. Moaned and screamed a bit. But just a bit. I thought this was going to be my best experience ever based on my time with her downstairs. I could have bet anything. Still just another good session. Maybe I have high standards.

Total damage was 700 Pesos and 150 Pesos for the room, $1 coat. She was asking for $50 but I told her I had Pesos so she told me it would be 700 Pesos. I was thinking 700 Pesos is not $50 but I had a great feeling about this. I thought she was going to top everyone else on my all time list and it was less than the $80 most of the other amazing chicas were charging. I might have to abandon the Peso. I went downstairs and took a cab back to the border.

 

[mda]

Well earlier on when I got there it was dead. But it did pick up everywhere as the day progress. The weather probably had to do with both. Earlier on it looked like it was going to rain some but the weather got better and that's probably when more mongers and chicas decided to show up. On my way home I ran into the rain and I'm guessing that more left La Zona when the rain finally got there.

And nope I didn't think about athletes foot or fungus. I just followed the chicas to the shower. I mean it was probably my last day with them so I don't think anyone can blame me for that. Besides the chicas also go in barefoot.

 

[Matej]

I am guessing athletes foot is a legitimate concern....but I am guessing that fucking a TJ hooker in a room that has not changed the bedding since the Nixon administration....that just maybe folks kind of let the barefoot in the shower thing slide.

 

[Squirtle]

All hail king GQ.

 

[jiggles]

GQ!

Awesome report man. I love these success from scratch stories, monger's sexual success from TJ's whore scratch.....

One question though, when you take showers with them, you just go barefoot into the showers? Aren't you worried about Athlete's foot or fungus from the shower floors?

 

[Rainbow Child]

Good reports gentlemen, I am truly jealous. My last two trips down there set me back quite a bit in the old bank account and I am taking a break for quite a while! GQ, I imagine all the rain this last week probably deterred quite a few people from heading down there, maybe why it was so dead?

 

[gateman]

I felt like a monger with a killer instinct. Roaming every inch of the jungle that is La Zona. Damn I have too much fun when I'm hunting

 

[Rodeo64]

Especially to my boy, GQ!!!! What a tremendous effort you put in. Enjoy every bit of sentence you ply. Keep rocking, keep knocking til your lights fall out!

Only the hardcores have the honor to stay there long enough, inside and out.

Peace.

 

[ynot]

Great report. Thanks. You found us a couple of chicas that definitely appear to be worth checking out.

 

[leapfrog44]

There's a lot to cover so let's get right to it. So I set sail in a cold morning with a few sprinkles and I arrive at La Zona a little past noon. I go inside HK to use the restroom and then head to see the sg's. It was a little depressing as there were not many out there at this time. I went everywhere and nothing much to get excited about. I was a little down because I wanted to sample these young chicas today.

I go back to HK and was disappointed with the talent. It wasn't packed earlier on but it did pick up. I wasn't feeling it earlier on and I was a little off my game because I was sitting way too much. But a few chicas came my way and gave me signs to touch them so I did. I was getting a little frustrated so I decided to go see what was going on at AB.

Well nothing was going on at AB. I think it was just three of us in there with a bunch of chicas. I stayed there for a while. Thought maybe I could see the Mighty Midget but no sign of him yet. No mesero even asked me what drink I wanted and there were plenty. So I stayed there until I decided to head back to HK.

Once inside HK I was just wandering around. Grabbing some butts, kitties, and sucking some breasts. I then ran down a mesero. I was getting thirsty. After I ordered my drink around three meseros then ask me if I already ordered. Some guys just don't do their job well.

So I kept waiting and waiting to see if the talent would get better. I asked a couple of chicas what their price was and they answered with $100 and $80 for 30 minutes. I couldn't do that plus they were not the best chicas I've seen.

I was then sitting quietly when a chica comes my way and sits on my lap. She asks me to buy her a drink right away. The mesero asks me if I'm going to buy her a drink. I say no and I turn to the chica and ask her how much to go upstairs and she tells me she doesn't go upstairs. That was a first for me and oh yes I also saw sash chicas for the first time. Another chica comes my way and asks me if I want a private lap dance for $20 and told me that she would also give me a bj. I don't know if it was going to cost extra.

I then spot a chica I liked. I approached her and asked her how much and told her what I wanted. She was touching me and was being a little nasty so I took her upstairs. We agreed on 600 Pesos + $10. The room was $15.

Her name is Claudia. She's from Nayarit, Mexico. She's about 5'6"-5'7." She is pretty, has beautiful eyes, light skinned, pretty B cups, nice areolas, nice butt, long hair. She is 24 years old and is quite the package.

We get upstairs and she immediately gets to work. We start kissing and are acting like animals. I start kissing her stomach and butt. We are into it. I'm sitting on the bed and she starts giving me a great cbj. She deepthroats me and looks at me all the time. Oh man she looked great with my johnson in her mouth.

She had a nice attitude. I mean she looks like a girl who enjoys la vida but her attitude surprised me. She looks like she might be bitchy but slutty at the same time. Anyways I have her lay on her back and drag her by her legs and penetrate her with me standing up. I give her good thrusts while grabbing her breasts and kissing her. Oh man I loved the way she kisses. I look at her breasts bouncing back and forth. I'm loving everything about her. Her kitty is shaved and nicely intact.

I flip her over for doggy. I'm pumping away and I can feel that I'm struggling a bit so I take out my johnson and suck her breasts and kiss her more. Did I say I love the way she kisses? I start kissing that pretty kitty of hers. I start penetrating her in mish. I put her legs on my shoulders and pump her some more. All of the while we are talking and having fun.

She's enoying it and I'm enjoying it. I can't hold it anymore and tell her to get on top of me for some cow girl. She's doing circular motions and I just blast the goo into the cap. We then take a shower together. I'm looking at her awesome body and I love it. She gets out of the shower and I follow her and we kiss more. Damn can't get enough of that. All of the sudden she's all dressed up and I'm not. We are having a nice conversation and this chica wants to wait for me. What a nice girl.

We go downstairs and I stay in HK for a while longer. At one point I felt like asking some chicas, how do I put this? Have I fucked you before? Some looked very familiar. Fast forward to a couple of hours later and I'm circling La Zona for more than 10 times. Seriously I was outside for as much as I was inside. I was looking for a sg I liked but was having no such luck. The sg's in the alley looked way too young and I wasn't going to take a chance.

Maybe other mongers thought the same because these chicas were not getting any clients. Trust me I was basically seeing what was going on. I was scouting other bars and I saw some talent. I saw Alma standing on the hill in Constitucion. I think she recognized me.

I was getting tired so I went inside AB at around 4pm. Immediately I saw the Mighty Midget with the mop. What a sight. What a hard working dude. I was waiting for him to finish what he was doing so I could order a beer with him. Suddenly he disappears I go to the restroom and I ask the guy in there what the Mighty Midget's name was and he replied Oscar. He agreed that Oscar was a hard worker, something else.

I come out of the restroom and can't find Oscar so I'm interviewing the chicas. I wasn't sure about them and they tempted me too much. One went as low as $40. I passed. I'm not sure why. But this chica named Liset from El Distrito Federal, Mexico just grew on me. She is 5'0"-5'2" brown complexion, beautiful brown eyes, and pretty eye lashes, okay butt, A or B cups, very cute. She just hypnotized me or something.

We get upstairs and she takes off everything. She has a nice bush. Not too many not too little just right. I start sucking on her breasts and hugging her. She kisses me and kisses my chest. Oh my I'm loving this.

I sit on the bed and she starts giving me a nice cbj all the while looking at me. Oh man she's so cute. We start with doggy and pump her real good for a while. She's moaning and tells me she's liking it. I then do her in mish with me standing up. I'm loving the way that mirror is showing her spread legs. That gives me more energy to keep on going. At this point we are breathing hard. Is like we are lovers.

I then carry her and she's jumping up and down my johnson in the air. We kiss some more. We do this for a few minutes. I then lay on the bed on my back with my johnson still inside her kitty. She rides me cow girl. I'm grabbing her butt and slapping it. I wrap my arms around her and penetrate her without her moving.

Then she rides me like a pony and we are breathing hard. I think we might have crossed the line between customer and provider. I then shoot another load. She stays resting on top of me for a while and we kiss and hug more with my johnson still inside her kitty. I thought she was going to get off me as soon as we were done.

She finally gets off me and wants to know my name and where I'm from. We then take a shower together and kiss more. Damn I cuddle way too much with my chicas after sex. Anyways she gave me her digits so we could go out. With that I made my AB debut. The damage was 600 Pesos and 150 Pesos for the room. It was a great day for GQ. I left La Zona around 5pm. I can't believe I still have some energy. Wow!!!

 

[born2ski1]

Stopped into AB, selected a thin, small, non-agresive puta. Man she didn't look as good in the hotel light as she did in the bar, crooked fucking teeth like she was English. She worked hard to get lil'Hobbby off but this girl had the ugliest cunt I've seen in a while. the way she shaved he pubes and her lips made her twat look like a vomiting sea urchin. She also gave me the "Your dick too big BS, take it easy" Nope you've been paid for some hard labor girl, and it time for a little punishment! Once it's up I got to pound away to get off or the moment could be lost.

2nd Stop Club Chicago. The girl I fucked like Mke Tyson getting at Miss America spotted me and was on me like stink. No really, with her stinky dime store perfume that was making me gag. She gave me the "Oh your really good in bed BS, I know I am but I also know you just playing girl. I bought her a few drinks while she was strokin lil'Hobby in the club but he wasn't going for it. I had just worked hard for the other knut and wasn't ready to go. Besides I wanted some strange, not a repeat of last week. I bought a Cialis from the attendant in the bathroom. One of two things happened. Either Cialis doesn't do the job like Viagra, or I was snookered. I'm betting on the snookering. The chica started talking about how she was having trouble making rent, getting day care for her kid...WTF? I came here for a fuck, not drama so I made my escape without doing the, aw shucks OK let's go fuck sensitive caring monger routine.

Tempted fate, and ate some more street tacos.

Hong Kong looks like a regular stip club now, didn't go in.

Last stop Tropical. Hooked up with a 22 yr ol from Mihocan (Spelling), never did get her name. Took her up stairs for some fun. This girl had the most incredible body, natural tits that felt like ripe fruit ready to pick, a smooth shaved pussy but her service wasn't that great. She wanted to lube my cock to hardness, where is my fucking BJ? Got me hard, but wanted me on top doing all the work, girl I'm tired it's a long drive from the OC to TJ. She gave me more of the your dick too big and fat BS, pounded her as best I could, but the Cialis didn't do a damn thing, and after about 20 minutes I could not knut. Called it a night, and caught a cab for the border.

WTF didn't I invest in the Viagra? I am such a fool! I'm getting to the point where I need to invest in the pricier girls who offer the GFE cause without the GFE it isn't working for me. I'm gong to change my motto to "Looking or one god knut"

 

[emarceMeape]

I like my mexican girls to look more European, she also looked like a girl next door type. Just luck of the draw I guess. I'm getting older and I want each nut to count. I'm glad I did it because it was one of the highest rated provider experiences I've ever had of about maybe a 100 girls now, I lost count a while ago. Sex without the GFE is lame and I have a tough time getting off, that's why the 2nd one at Club chicago got the Mike Tyson fuck from me.

 

[Peter Griffin]

OC Hobby:

Interesting you did a NOB escort from Cumintj. What made you decide on using that escort service? I checked out the web site and it looks like NOB finally updated it, and has plenty of chicas working for the agency. Angela's picture looks alright, but nothing stands out from reading her bio, except that she says she is a screamer, and will swallow! ( I sure NOB wrote that?)

Who did you talk to and is NOB even in TJ? Seems like he goes to Argentina a lot, and is under the thumb of his wife or wife's family, because when he is there he posts a lot like he is locked up in a room?

If I were to pick based on the pictures I'd pick Zaira, because she looks so nice and friendly, perhaps Eve too, as I might want to try her limited 'anal'

 

[Click ?]

Too much beer & Viagra are a bad mix.

Coffee stimulates my ass to shit, and god help me, TJ is the last place I want to take a crap. It's all part of my "No turd left behind" program. Maybe you saw Shaq pushing this program on the Disney Channel.

 

[hottemp]

but I can fuk less when drunk !!!

 

[Happy Turtles]

everybody is different oc, but sometimes loading up on coffee makes me wanna go for an extra round or two!!!!

 

[The Manimal]

...takes the lead out of your pencil-

 

[Anna :D]

A few years back with the assitance of viagra I'd do 4 1/2 to 5 girls. This trip after those two my cock was aching, I wanted to sample AB or HKB but I knew I would not be able to perform. maybe I need more sleep?

 

[Lady Cadilaq]

nice report, mr. riddles. so that was two rounds with two different providers? i'm glad you had your fun and made it back home safe and sound and report it back here. i can't wait for my tj trip, it's getting closer!

last tj trip: December 2006