TJ vs Costa Rica a dumb comparison

[jammin7000]

My Rav4 was about US$60/day and I added the full cover insurance. What they do on your credit card is charge a deposit of US$1000 (which is the deductible for the insurance) plus the rental charges. It took about three days after I dropped the car off for the $1000 to drop off which is consistent with what happens with a credit card hold in the US.

 

[Caiden]

Fireballs... McD and Carl's offer delivery service in Mexico too...

 

[Tetro]

dont wear the gringo uniform-ANYWHERE !

 

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El Tib wrote:

I heard a few places in Costa Rica had good hamburgers, but I just don't believe it? I also hear that Mc Donald's, burgers don't taste like they do here, but Burger King Whoppers taste just like here, and surprising these fast food joints offer delivery service!

Supergato, I guess outside the city renting a 4X4 would be good, but a little expensive around $100 dollars I understand, and they use a big deposit tying up your credit card limit depending on your banks limit. Now a plane is the way to travel in Costa Rica instead of bus, vans or rentals.

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Two important things I didn't cover, and I only do this because I don't think it has been covered before:

Don't wear the "gringo uniform" in Costa Rica. You know, the shorts, the non-humorous t-shirt, maybe sandals or tennie shoes with ankle high white socks that screams to all ticos , ticas, and muggers from as far as 200 yards/meters that you are a rich American tourist by Costa Rica standards and you want everyone to know, because America is the greatest nation on earth., and you want them to mug you, or steal your money by deceit or false love.

The people in Costa Rica are just going to think your an idiot especially if your a hyperactive 70 year old who is acting like someone half his age. They of course won't tell you anything, as the Costa Rican people are too polite, but behind your back they are going to be laughing their ass off. Even if the US you can't wear shorts to court houses, as it's almost a sign of disrespect, and in places like Mexico and Costa Rica men in the cities just don't go around with shorts no matter how hot it is.

Now in Jaco beach and other heavy tourist areas its find to wear your shorts , sandals , or hiking boots because it's practical and besides you'll be with a bunch of other tourists from the US and other countries that have on the same thing.

I say the same thing in TJ that you shouldn't wear shorts in TJ if you want to blend in, but at the same time I say the hell with it, if your not scared of the TJ cops and guys with chokeholds from behind, just wear what you want, but keep in mind you're telling everyone you are a tourist.

Now some people will argue and say that some locals in Costa Rica or Mexico do wear shorts, and I do see that sometimes, especially outside the main cities, but I don't see it it too often in the downtown areas of most cities.

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The second topic I haven't seen covered is 'can you travel to Costa Rica without knowing Spanish? And I think the answer is yes. Costa Rica is very similar to Tijuana and resort cites like Cancun, where in the capital, and the tourist places English is widely spoken, especially in the hotels, and tourist areas you want to visit. I was shocked to see many Colombian chicas speak English to English speaking mongers from the US and elsewhere, even the other girls spoke some English too, but who needs to talks when you are there to fuck the girls?

Now it seemed like most of the cab drivers, and shuttle drivers didn't speak English or it was very limited, and in the restaurants, even the higher end ones very limited English was spoken, but the menus were in English so I guess you can always point to what you want, and I had a feeling they at least understood English if they didn't speak it? But if you stick to the hotel restaurants you'll have no trouble at all, as they always speak English in hotel restaurants.

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Take a look at this Costa Rica trip report and you'll see the ladies in Costa Rica are hard core hookers, at least some of them. Just looking at this chicas face, no way would I pick up and her face is written with BAD all over it. I didn't the guy did the right thing my cutting his lost to $80 dollars and kicking her out instead of paying her another $20 dollars.

Lies, Sex, & The Transylvania Twit Monger gets fucked over!!!

Tatia and Stefani are a pair that regularly work the Blue Marlin. Stefani is a 26 yo Romainan/Tica that had caught my eye on my prior trip. She is an tall skinny dark haired chica who's body style just turns me on.
She also has the Eastern European "Mysterious" look about her.. I decided this territory needed to be explored on my next trip and did so.... or atleast thought I would...??

I knew Tatia from before and asked them both to a table at BM to "talk".. Much to my surprise Stefani spoke perfect English in addition to Spanish. After some "small talk" she asked for the standard BM Hundred bucks US.
I told her I never pay more than USD 60 at the BM and she countered with $80.00. I told her I would go to 30K colonies including photos. She said she never (?) allows photos and held at $80. Told her , No photos, no deal. She and Tatia left the table saying she would think about it...

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[Godfather]

Has more semi-pro's and freelancers that Tijuana. You may get a shot at a chica with not as many miles as Tijuana... Since that is the angle- if she does not speak english- and you dont speak Spanish you are a little on the spot. In Tijuana there isnt much visiting or talking its down to business. Whore doggin in San Jose is a little more social activity. You will meet ex-pat -retired transplant mongers and they enjoy to speak some English and visit with peeps from back home. As eco-tourism grows and non-American tourist increase a "we better than you" vibe will expand in CR... Tj is so closely tied to US that chicas dont get the thick attitude of further from the frontier. Some Ticas are Hot as Hell but the round facial feaures are not fine as the more angular ( taller, darker?) facial features of the Nicaraguans, a very poor country. Nicaraguans are the"illegal aliens" of Costa Rica with a big immigration problem- there for they are looked down on. I guess Im attracted to UnderDogs- bring em on- Poor People Have Better Sex !!! Costa Rica only have about 5% Native American Indian Population- so Bitches in CR probably look down on bitches from the other countries because they are more native and the Ticas are more European. Hot babes from El Salvador and Dominicans are about - I didnt Identify these Colombians spoken about. Did see a Russian bartender chick at DR. I love the Key Largo!!! I would love to be under house arrest in the Del Rey Hotel!!! The lunch time crowd of hos at the DR can be pretty rough- its harder to find a cute babe durring the day in San Jose than TJ- fer sure- there are virtually no street girls in San Jose !!!

 

[Alexandra M]

I went to New Fantasy on my last morning before my flight back to the US and was sadly disappointed with the selection. So I walked over to Zona Blue and there was one possibility but a gringo appeared out of nowhere and grabbed her as she walked into the little bar area. Those other sites just rave about these places and I didn't see it on my visits. So I went back to the HDR and grabbed a chica from the lobby bar. Dominican with a great set of tits and a nice culo -- not big, but just the way I like. Perfect way to end the trip. After she left I checked out and took a taxi to the airport.

I've had some outstanding sessions in Costa Rica as well as Mexico (and I went to Thailand last year too, also outstanding). There are girls at Hotel Del Rey and Beetle Bar with Adelita type attitudes. I have pretty high standards in the chica department so I will also look for the total babe and try to read her in the bar to see if she's going to give me a good time upstairs and so far have had a great success rate. These girls are pros. If you're looking for some country girl that will give GFE+ sessions, HDR and Beetle Bar are not the place to go.

Your reports have been great FB. I agree with most of what you've said. Renting a car in Costa Rica anywhere outside San Jose is OK. It is a great way to see the out of the way places at your own pace. Just make sure to get a 4x4 (but not a big SUV because many roads and bridges are narrow. I had a Rav 4 which was the perfect size). The country is quite small, but the poor roads mean that it can take all damn day to across the country. I use the local airlines (Nature Air, Sansa) that have 12-seater Cessnas that can get you to many towns in 30 minutes from Liberia or San Jose.

The Northern Pacific coast is great. It is not monger territory so you must bring your own.

What is funny about Tamarindo was there were several Mexican restaurants. They aren't as good as Mexican Mexican or TexMex places, but it beats Gallo Pinto at every meal. I also ran into several Italian places. I ate dinner on US Thanksgiving at an Italian restaurant in Montezuma that was owned by Italians.

And Imperial Beer isn't nearly as bad as you make it sound. Especially in Jaco where it is about 1000f with 100% humidity. A cold Imperial is what the doctor ordered. Also, Heineken is pretty prevalent and Corona can be found too.

 

[Your Favorite Stoner]

FB,

You are really covering the gamut of Costa Rica. which is great. A few of my early TRs I did from 1996, 97, and 98, resemble the same writing flair.

So how were the hamburgesas in CR? I know the ones I used to get in PVR are shit. More like spiced pork. The same can be said for Thailand. They have to import beef from Ozz to Thailand. A few of the better expat establishments have real beef like Jools in Bangkok.

 

[Ryce :)]

On my final day in Costa Rica I ate breakfast and then had to get some pussy for the road, but since it was morning and didn't want to spend a lot of time looking I just went back to 'New Fantasy' and picked out a black Dominican chica with a big ass and big tits, just the way I like them. I went for the short time of half an hour, and told me I don't want a massage, lets just FUCK! I didn't want that three minute massage, but just wanted her to take care of me sexually and she did, as she was a decent fuck, but in a lot of ways not as good as some of the sisters in South Central LA I use to do years back where a lot of those girls use to tell you to make them cum as they really got into sex when they weren't trying to steal from you on orders from their pimp, but this Dominican was just alright for $20 bucks, no tip this time.

Is the pussy in Costa Rica better than Tijuana, well you know I can't say. I had hundreds of women in Tijuana, but only a couple in Costa Rica, and besides I didn't do the 'PLM' thing and have a bar chica stay with me a couple of days so I could fuck her sin condom to find out, so it would be foolish of me to say which girls give the better fuck.

But if you ask for my personal opinion based on my feelings and very limited experience, is Costa Rica pussy is just maybe a step above what it is in Tijuana, as world mongers who travel noted, and not that much cheaper, and when you include the travels fees it definitely isn't cheaper, but it's a good vacation. What I would have like to do is go to Tica clubs where Gringos don't go, and I bet it would be better, but those areas are worst? Also escort service is considered like pimping in Costa Rica, and they warn you to stay away from shady escort services, but a few websites they seemed to have nice escorts? ( it seems Latin America sure is OK with prostitutes but hates pimps, or anything close to others getting a cut from the girls service.)

What I think that is going on in Costa Rica and more so in Thailand is these girls face stiff competition and just look to hook at guy if he looks like he has a little bit of money, because it's just so hard to find new customers, like SGs in Tijuana do, taking one guy after another. But just looking at the bars like the 'Blue Marlin' and the Beetle Bar I could not help but see the similarities to Adelita's which the girls displaying the same professional attitude, and I was getting the sense that if I picked some of these girls, that they would not be good upstairs, and my sense is usually pretty good.( I got a sense these girls were aggressive sharks, much more so than in Tijuana?)

But I wanted my trip report to be something different to cover things not talked about on this forum and the paid Costa Rican sex forum. I suppose if your just going to Costa Rica to monger, your experience will be different from mind, maybe you''ll get more pussy, but how boring to be single minded just after pussy, and not see some of the sites Costa Rica has to offer. ( check out this article titled 'Gringos go wild" talks about guys not wanting to go on nature hikes, or bird-watching, as they are in Costa Rica for one thing. Gringos go wild) http://riojoe.com/rjblog/gringos-gone-wild/

So let me review some of the things I talked about. San Jose the capital on Costa Rica, is fucked up, it's an ugly dirty little city, that's there is not much to do in except monger. The thing about San Jose is it;s the middle part of Costa Rica, and many people use it as a center to travel to other points. If you go to just monger, your largely going to be stuck in old two star hotels at best, as those hotels are the only ones chica friendly, the 4 and 5 stars hotels will discourage or out right ban hookers in their hotels. Besides there really aren't 5 star hotels in the city, but some claim they are. The U.S. Embassy in Costa Rica doesn't even allow any of its guest to stay in Costa Rica, but books them in surrounding outside cities where it's not crime ridden. US State Department and I'm not the only one who calls San Jose fucked up, everybody but mongers say it's dirty and doesn't have many attractions, the travel books, and many things written on the Internet say the same thing. Mongers like it because of the hookers, bars, and MPs it has, so in a sense we mongers, are no different from drug deals, pimps, and hoes who find seedy red-light districts beautiful.

If you think Tijuana is dangerous, well so is Costa Rica, it doesn't have the drug lords that Tijuana has, but in TJ we don't deal with drug lords, but Costa Rica has many of the same lower level crimes TJ has, and Costa Rica has bums asking for money like TJ, except I noticed more mentally ill street people in San Jose, than I do in TJ. At night San Jose, is right out of Will Smith's latest movie "Im am Legend" as some of the night people don't look human, no wonder why they tell you to take a cab at night, and then you have the cab driver not turning on the 'maria"( meter) because he wants to charge you a few dollars for two blocks.

The cars are dangerous in Costa Rica, according to reports Costa Rica has one of the highest accident rates in the world, as they don't care about street lights and stop signs. In Costa Rica, pedestrians are called targets! I would never rent a car in Costa Rica, with no most streets not having street signs or addresses on buildings.


Even the bees in Costa Rica are deadly, as just about all the bees in Costa Rica have been Africanized and ready to kill!

But I liked Costa Rica, and would do it again, but maybe stay in the upper pacific coast region where they really do have 5 star hotels and clean white sandy beaches, and maybe take my women, and wouldn't monger.
But if I just mongered I'd stay in San Jose, but at least I would take maybe one trip to some place like Monte Verde to relax and breath fresh air, better yet take a bar chica from the 'Blue Marlin' with you to a Costa Rica resort and I'm sure that would be fun. ( I had bronchitis for a month and could not get rid of it, even in San Jose I was coughing, but once in Jaco and later the mountains, it cleared right up, just what the doctor ordered)

When I left Costa Rica I wanted a few things that I missed in the states or TJ. I wanted a good hamburger, and pizza with lots of cheese. In Costa Rica they put a little bit of cheese on their pizza, it's just not that good.
I also wanted some good Mexican food with some real Mexican beans and rice, fuck gallo pinto! I can't wait to get back to TJ, drink a Mexican beer, listen to Mexican music, and fuck a Mexican chica.....life is good.

Here is a good link with all the sex places to go in Costa Rica:

http://costaricasex.com/escorts/index.htm

 

[MEZA!]

Yes that is one that isn't spoiled yet. Fortunately it is extremely difficult to navigate that part of the country without speaking Spanish. There are a few Americans that frequent the area but mostly guys who work in there and have been going there for years. It isn't convienient to any location and I don't see a group of gringos assembling a trip to go there. At least not in our lifetime.

 

[snowlilly23]

I hope they stay outta T****** Mexico. You know what place I mean Beavis.

 

[mxxoxoxo]

The bad thing about the variety of girls you meet in San Jose is they are all hardcore whores. The Colombianas you will meet there will not compare at all to the ones you meet in Colombia, The Dominicanas also are the hardcore group. Costa Rica is a great country but due to the intense presense of American loudmouths much of the glamour has been spoiled.

 

[loves james]

I went to Costa Rica twice last year primarily for non-mongering purposes but had a taste of action there. As luck would have it, my flights from the US land after dark and the local 12-seater airlines don't fly to the good non-monger spots after dark so I'd be "stuck" in San Jose overnight. The rain forests and the wildlife there is very cool. The beaches are great and not built up. I'm definitely going back for that. And while I'm there, I'll go back to the Hotel Del Rey for a night of fun.

What I like about Costa Rica is the variety of girls from around Central and South America. I loooove Mexican girls, but I also love Colombians, Ticas, and, Nicas, Panamanians, and Dominicans too. In Tijuana you get a great variety of girls from all around Mexico (except I once did meet a Venezuelan girl at Adelita). I love variety which is why I try to go to as many places as possible.

Also, immersion Spanish is awesome. I did it for a month in Mexico and loved it. The school I went to had people from college students to senior citizens and people that worked for landscaping companies to diplomats.

 

[Julie]

Fireballs Tony Lama Butch is just a figure of speech but he is everywhere. The next time you go on a trip try Colombia. It is far enough away that the majority of the places haven't been spoiled yet. Careforum.xxxena is inching that waYy but it still is much better than SJO.

 

[man demon]

Like Americans a little less than the chicas in Tijuana do! Anti Amercan feelings are growing in Costa rica- obviously the girls dont try make a point to ya! $light gringo stigma. The Nicas might be less stuck up than the Ticas? On the positive side " I coudnt believe the relatively cop free atmosphere in San Jose. Its like Tj without cops!!! I did see a Platoon of Motocross mounted Police in group of 50. Costa Rica is the only Latin American country with no Military. If you go get a taxi to cruse you around freak seeing night tour...(Think Jungle Tour at Disneyland) and dont walk in the PARQUE at Night ! If you want a cool DR taxi drivers name- hit me up... CHEK OUT THIS LIVE LINC TO THE BLUE MARLIN BAR LIVE CAM AND BARDENDERS OF THE DEL REY BAR !!!DAMhttp://www.delreyhotel.com/english/blue_marlin_bar/index.html LIVE MUSIC AT 10PM EVERY NIGHT!!!

 

[Palestinian]

Beavis, I have never heard of this 'Tony Lama Butch' but I know the type of guy your talking about, in fact we have those same types in Tijuana, and in fact we lots of guys acting like that on other sex forums especially the sites that deal with one region like Tijuana, except they do everything you talk about, in addition they claim to have a really big dicks that can fit only in Trojan MAGNUM condoms, and that they use to be in elite miltary units like the 'navy seals' and they usually claim they were also street tough guy cops at one point in their lives, yes Tony is alive and well, in Costa Rica, and Tijuana. BTW, I saw hundreds of mongers in Costa Rica, all over downtown San Jose, and they looked kinda bored in the day time.

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Well after New Fantasy I did check out Zona Blue, Idem gringo friendly MPs, and other places, but I wanted to check out the casino, and of course the famous " Blue Marlin." What a place, it's packed as hell with sex providers, in all shapes and sizes, but really lots of silicone making the girls tits big. The bar was three rolls deep with prostitutes just waiting for gringo mongers, just so they could say the magical word to them, 'CIEN' $100 dollars or 50,000 Colones, just about everybody says don't pay this amount, as most of the chicas will go down in price, and that only suckers pay this amount, but I think it's up to the indivual to pay what they want, as the more money the chica thinks you have, sometimes they will treat you better...it's your money.

I order me one of your fucking bad tasting beers, Imperial, and walk around. I check out the casino, and it's packed with players, are far cry from the Clarion Amَn Plaza where I first stayed, that had a tiny casino, with a couple of table, and old ass slot machines that looked like the were reject slots from the El Cortez in Las Vagas twenty years ago. ( I wonder where these casinos get there slots from?) At the Hotel Del Rey, the casino is larger, and packed with players, and of course hookers all over the place, some even playing with their new mongers boyfriend's money. I didn't play in part I didn't want to figure out their rules, as they seem a little different from Las Vegas rules, the roulette game was playing weird with balls from a bingo like container, that took forever to come up with the number. In my opinion Costa Rica, should give up gambling and slot machines it just doesn't know how to do casinos right, and they are just not busy, except at this place, but really the hookers are the main attraction not the casino.

I see a chica that is very close to me, and she is smiling at me, so I talk with her, she is very cute, and one of the few chicas without fake tits, as they are normal and she is slim, young, and hot looking. She tells me she is from Nicaragua but been living in Costa Rica a long time, and she asked where was from, and I said the US. She asked me I if want company and I say I don't know how much? She said it, " cien" I say $100 dollars? That's too much, and she asked how much did you want to spend, and I say $ 50 dollars or the equivalent in colons, she looked a little disappointed, and asked how long did I want her? I told her a short time, but I didn't have a room. She asked where are you staying then? I said, I'm staying with my wife, and she starts laughing, and gives me a weird look. ( it's not true, I only had my son in the room as my women went home days ago, but still I could not bring a girl to my room) At least I got her really interested when I told her that, as she was beginning to give me a bad vibe, but now she was real interested why I wanted her when I had a women back in the hotel. I tell her I want something young, different, and will do things my wife won't! She tells me, it's no problem she can take care of me and take me to a cheap hotel for a short time, but it will be a little bit of money for hotel nearby.

But I had a change of heart, I had already did the chica at New Fantasy, one hour earlier, and I didn't take any ED medicine, and wasn't sure that I would be able to keep up with her half hour to one hour because I'm use to taking Levitra in Tijuana when I do multiple chicas, and besides I was very very tired from all the hiking, so I just told her, that I felt guilty and won't be able to have sex with her, but will buy her a drink, she said she understood. ( she was starting to give me a bad vibe again maybe because she wasn't going to get $100 dollars?)

So I leave and walk back to my hotel in those dark and dangerous streets in downtown San Jose. On the way to the hotel I see this street hooker, trying to flag customers down in their car. The Costa Rica street whore, looked hot, dressed in all black with shorts, high heels, and long legs. She had long hair, and didn't long lke she was addicted to drugs like all the other female street hookers, but then I notice her ass, it didn't have a round figure, but rather her ass was narrow, flat and straight , a sure sign she might be and probably is a tranny! The girl or tranny looked straight at me with a weird look, I couldn't figure out if she wanted to rob me, fuck me, or have me fuck her? But I admit she freaked me out a little as it was only us on the street with a park nearby , but I just walked right past the possible shemale and went to my hotel room to bed as I was very tired.

Keep in mind if you go to Costa Rica, and stay at the Hotel Castillo or Hemingway where I stayed, that you have to past people like street whores, trannies, and bums, but I guess if your really scared I guess you could take a taxi and ride a few blocks for a dollar or two.

 

[Binkster]

I made 19 trips to Costa Rica between 1997 and 2000. It used to be a fun place but unfortuately the ugly Americans all but destroyed it. We created a fantasy cartoon character named "Tony Lama Butch" based on many of the idiots whom you will meet in the Blue Marlin bar.

Tony wears a fake Rolex, fake ostrich skin Tony Lama boots, smokes a fake cohiba. He knows about 25 words of Spanish which he always speaks real loud so everybody can hear him. He pays the girls mega bucks not to tell the other girls how small his dick is then comes back down to the bar and tells his buddies that she fucked him for free.

He is always bragging about how much money he has when in reality he is paying for his trip with credit cards. No matter what you have done he has done it longer, better, the fish he caught was bigger, the woman was prettier than yours and he would be a millionaire but he decided to enjoy life because he enjoys it more than anybody else. With hoards of these assholes being part of the picture in the Gringo Gulch I relinquished my honorary membership to the Costa Rica fan club.

I did like Imperial beer though.

 

[Busiwoman]

Gmbrldx:

I hope my report isn't discouraging you from visiting Costa Rica? What I wanted to do was talk about things that are never talked about, like indifferent service, food quality, taste of beer, shit hole capital...etc etc. Stuff like this and especially police corruption is talked about in great detail about Tijuana. What I wanted to do is point out that Costa Rica has many of the same problems, and just about everybody tells you not to walk around along at night, and just take a cab even going a few blocks. But Costa Rica also had many good qualities, and I'll talk more about it in my final post.

Costa Rica has many Spanish schools, that they combine with sight seeing, and if anybody wants to learn it's a great place to learn, but just remember in Costa Rica, they like to use the word, 'mucho gusto' a lot when you thank them for something, the equivalent to our English word' your welcome.' In Mexico and the states, you say mucho gusto when you meet someone new and shake their hand. There were a few other words too that were used differently, but the most common was mucho gusto, after you thanked them for finally bringing you another beer. ( in Mexico they usually say "de nada" for your welcome.)

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Lets finish this up, I could have did this in one page. My last night in Costa Rica, I said to myself I just have to get me some pussy. It's been two trips now, and 11 days, and I had not had a girl that I didn't bring with me.

So after dinner with my son we past the 'Hotel Del Rey" and I told myself I have to come back here. My son was beat as I was from all the hiking and traveling, so he went back to his room and got on the computer, as he didn't like San Jose at all, with all the lowlifes, mongers, and especially the prostitutes on the street. So I told him I have to go blow the rest of my Costa Rica money in a casino, and I'll be right back.

As soon as I head down the street, I see 'new Fantasy' the well known MP, fuck were my legs sore, and I was thinking about a massage. So I go in there, and it's pretty packed with guys in the waiting room, and a few Asian dudes outside the window looking in. I wondered where all the Asian mongers were, but I guess I found them, they were in this MP and later in the other clubs.

I ask the girl up front if he are busy and she says not too much, that the guys in the waiting room are just bullshitting, and to just go to the window and pick your girl, and come back here and let me know, and I'll get her for you. It's $40 for an hour. I asked do you also have a 1/2 hour rate, and she said yes, it's only $20 dollars.

So I pick this dark haired beauty reading a mazagine who looked fairly happy, that's one of the things I look for in a provider a good happy attitude, and not bored or uncomfortable. So the chica comes out she is about 5' 3" 115 pounds with a pretty face, and 36 C natural tits, not skiny and not fat, but just right. I take the 1/2 hour rate, becaue I want to explore some more later, and besides I question if she can do a good massage, as I could always pay for more time later. She tells me she is from Columbia, and just telling me that got me HOT for some reason. I ask her how she likes it in Costa Rica, and she says, it's OK, but all the Costa Rica people are unhappy for some reason, not happy like she is. I ask her is Columbia better, and she says yes, a lot better and that I should go there better than Costa Rica.

She then gets all her massage things and sets them up, and strips naked, and tells me to lay down on my stomach, and gets the massge oil out and gives me the shortest massage in my life, maybe 3 minutes! Fuck I didn't care as I just wanted to fuck her. She tells me to turn over and starts to massage my dick with her hand putting lube over it, after a few minutes of that, she gets out the condom, puts on the condom, more lube over the condom, and starts to give me a nice CBJ, and in the middle of it, gets out more lube for the BJ; I wonder if the lube had favor or something?

A few minutes later she jumps on me cowgirl style, while I'm sucking her beautful tits, and she is moving up and down at just the right speed. Again after a few minutes she asked if I want to change posiitions, and I put her in mish, and enjoy just fucking her, no kissing, but just about anything else I wanted. I then turn her over and doggie, and just enjoy looking at her nice round ass, and fucking her pussy from behind. I come a few minutes later not being able to hold back, because I went days without pussy.

I take a quick shower, and was surprised she didn't ask for more money. I could not belive I fucked this nice looking chica for only $20 dollars! It wasn't the best fuck I ever had, because no kissing, no BBBJ, and no sin-condom sex, but for $20 dollars what a fucking deal, especially since she was so nice looking, but she had a little bit of wear and tear from fucking so many guys at this MP. I felt so guilty I gave her a $10 dollars tip anyway, and kissed her goodbye, heading to my next bar. ( finish later)

 

[wcarolinew]

Naw, you don't have to....I think I caught crabs from one in 2002.

Fortunately for me, I'm slowing down in my 50s, and I don't need it as much as I did in my late 30s or early 40s. And I'm sure in the hell not going to use enhancement drugs to stimulate my libido now. It's now "a wank a day keeps the proctoligist away."

So porno suffices. It hasn't caused me to go out and rape someone, because I couldn't care less, and I haven't met anyone worth dating since 2002. That professor I met in 1988 in PVR from NYCU, told me "women are a pain in the ass."

 

[Wizzel]

First time I read someone that hits the Thailand thing with a dead on description: "I always tell people to visit Thailand. Just don't fall in love with it. Because it is an illusion."


And one recomendation.
El_Tib, condoms are a NECESSITY when doing Mexican ho's...

You guys will never ever learn.

Want me to be open, honest and write down the list of bugs I caught during my condomless days???
(FYI: I have not done a Mexican ho "sin condon" since the late 80's)

 

[Ckoal]

To me the stupid reasons why Thailand was better than Mexico were...."You get to take the girl back to your hotel room."

BUZZZZ wrong answer... Have had nothing but problems when encountering this. I have had better times with the lady(s) in the room La Casa has provided me. I think 3 out of 40 gals in Thailand were stellar performers. One was definitely wife material. In Mexico I've had over 35, and about 2 worthless ones. And if I liked a girl to where I saw her more than once, condoms were an option and not a requirement.

Also if a lady does not perform, I usually get some sort of renumeration in Mexico.

And if rainforests are a desire, some of the best ones can be found in Jalisco, near Mismaloya Beach and points further south.

I always tell people to visit Thailand. Just don't fall in love with it. Because it is an illusion.