Whackiest Sex Experiences

[eYo]

was feelin bored on saturday..so called up a classified add in paper n talked to a pimp..

went to andheri at 10 pm..met d guy and selected a gal..
went to nearby hotel...waited der Review 10 mins as rooms were occupied...

meanwhile gal asks for my phone...i gave it to her..
she callled up some number and started shouting at top of her voice..
she was so loud that some guy Reviewom a room came out to see what was happening..i was fckin taken by surprise..

we got a room..she was still talkin...i was tryin to be nice to her
so, i turned on the TV and waited for her to finish off with her talkin..

she was fightin with some guy...(sounded like her bf..!!)
then she cut the phone..threw it on floor in rage and started crying..

somehow i was able to cheer her up to get started...
she started with hj...but seemed lik she was takin out all her anger on my "baburao"..
jerkin was so hard it started to pain...
i told her few times to slow down but she was mad at that time...

finally disgusted i told her to fuck off...put on clothes, went to some restaurent had dinner and came back..!!!

 

[jaskiran]

I was fucking this nepali girl at a MP in Mira Road couple of years back. Every time I fucked her doggy style she would let out a fart...my god it was so hilarious...couple of humps, her arse would make a strange noise, thankfully the room didn't smell as if some dead rat had died there

 

[Jackie C]

Fought with a black bouncer to come out. Two of us went down to a basement with the lure of 5 GBP lapdance. Once seated they asked for 400 GBP for just talking. Fight was the only way out.

 

[Eat shyt and die]

she is PG in mass delivery ..
mass delivery : when condoms burst in her p***y .....

 

[the boss]

Bro, i was 17 at that time, and didnt know there was acamera in there...My girl left the country, and went to Ukraine for MBBS due to the scandal. Thank goodness press didnt get to know.

 

[Jeff H.]

Craigslist gave a steady supply of Phillipina maids. Also Chinese 141 girls, usage of sign language for most activities.

 

[Odd Boy]

This one stands apart for me. I happened to visit this much famed hw on mpnet some months ago. Her services were top class. She shares the flat with one other south indian lady, both are divorced. As we finished our first session, the lady went out of the bedroom, full nude and asked me to do so, but i was too shy as the other lady was sitting in the other room, i wrapped a towel and this hw laughed and said u r too shyish a guy. She washed me clean and the lady without clothes just went and sat in Reviewont of the other lady and chatted for a while. I felt it whacky. She was not at all uncomfortable, sat there for a while and then again joined me for second pop. She was giving me bj when the other lady entered into the bedroom, i felt embarrassed but the lady said dont worry and sat just next to that hw and chatted with her and asked for something in south indian language. That was perhaps one of the unusual, if not whackiest experience for me.

 

[zoe]

Oh Man!!! This is a new one. "Master Degree in Mass delivery"? That's a riot. LOL!! And where is this course offered? Stanford?? MIT?? Do they offer research scholarships? I would luuuuuuuv to apply.

 

[Pompal 09.]

In Airplane.

Well this was not a sex experience but Reviewom Germany to Malta my flight was some 2 hours. I got a seat next to a sexy lady who was wearing a jacket and a sleeveless T-shirt. Once in flight she removed the jacket and she was not wearing any bra. When ever she leaned I could see all boobs and even nipples. She smelled of good perfume and I was getting really horny to fuck her. But all I could do was to look at her boobs and sexy legs and smell her all the time. Rest was fantasy in Toilet.

 

[BleacHie]

I will take your advise, it was only that moment when I backed out!
I will try to get her picture also for you guys even though you cant really benefit Reviewom it unless you plan to visit CA.

 

[mugwaffin]

Wow doin in a sleeper bus, unbelievable man, pls elaborate ur exp

 

[Lulu]

Nice story, mate. You are quite a writer. First in the other thread you created suspense and on this thread....... I thought that Fortune 500 employees could easily mpford 1000 $$ ????? especially if Anna was so HOT and if u were keeping ur "eye" on her. If I was in this situation, I would have bargained for 2 pops in 1000$

 

[Ameer]

Do hv a couple of Whackiest encounters to share...

Had be-Reviewiended a Southie MILF... stays at Bandra, her hubby keeps travelling due to business, she is a mom of two.. college going daughter (really bomb herself, wish I cud screw her) and a school going son..

Have been screwing here in her bedroom for past 2 years.. once we planned to spend the whole night together.. but question was HOW?? as we both are answerable to our respective folks

during last monsoons, I was out on a business trip and finished my work before scheduled so didnt inform at my place abut my arrival back in town.. and luckily my screw-mate's hubby was in Bangalore.. we both had our evil minds working, she sent her daughter to her cousin's place for over night stay.. but her son was a problem, had to wait outside her building till her son slept..

Once i was given the green signal, I went up to her apartment, it was 1030 at night, we chit chatted, had a glass of wine.. and headed to her daughters room..
MILF is in her early 40s but really well maintained.. it was raining heavily that night which increased our passion.. we both kissed and kissed as there was no tomorrow.. cud nt belive we were actually spending the whole night together completely naked.. wow..
deep wet kisses were followed by licking and rimming.. and BBBJ, she is awesome in that.. first round CIM..
we washed ourself had two more glasses of wine, again the action started.. it was her turn for getting orgasms.. went down on here.. while DATY, her phone rang.. its her hubby on phone, but that didnt stop me, continued to feast on her pussy while she was talking to her husband,. Me doing someones wife, while she is talking to her husband and her son sleeping in the next room, gave me a real HIGHHHH !!!
Pushed her on bed, wore the condi and entered her while she was still on phone, she tried hard to control her tone while talking and her body started to shiver and she disconnected and threw the phone on bed and crossed her legs to my hips and started saying FUCK ME HARD.. FUCK ME HARD.. finished in missionary.. and both colapsed besides each other..

then came the whackiest moment... while we were resting and she slowly stroking my jhonny.. the door openned and there stood her son, caught us in his half sleep, rubbing his eyes in disblief, that her mom has been really really naughty

luckily the son is too young to understand and nothing really happened..

Am still screwing my fuck buddy.. but of course now the action happens only wen we two are alone

 

[KiSsnDMaKeUp]

good story seema....hahahahahah
i think u should be in the film industry...as a script writer

 

[Wyett]

i have done in the sleeper bus which gores Reviewom mumbai to goa . Twice in 4 years and belive me when the bus takes turn and twist it a different feeling.

 

[doug0102]

GirlReviewiend in the mpternoon, maid in the night(2AM).

Edited to put this disclaimer. Don't try this at home. Drawbacks - Maid became possessive and whenever the girlReviewiend came home used to put food/drinks with a thud, water on her dress and stuff

I had cut off with gf no 1and decided to try my luck with the maid. Don't comment on my choice, wasn't bad. Later, when I put a Reviewiend in her room also and she accomodated that also. That's when I had to start crib to Mum to get her out of teh house on some pretext and was able to shake off. Not a good position to be in. Thankfully, didn't backlash.

 

[Pompal 09.]

nothing was more fulfilling then tempting my 20 yr old with a 500 rupee note to give me a handsake and let me touch her ... while my wife was away. The maid mpter a point got so horny that she wud willingly touch my dick when my wife use to be present in the other room

 

[Masrya Tool El 3omr <3]

forget about your ass !
most members posted their dicks too here on various threads . (check mumbai and delhi )

haha ha

cheers

CW

 

[gem69ine]

I started new thread as “Sharing BOLD experiences.” - Idea was thread will include your encounters which was unexpected or you enjoyed because of your bold initiative/move. Surprised to find that only few members got the sense and many of members (including moderator- JCF) were against creating new thread for it. Maybe I was not able to put my thoughts clearly or members did not like sharing experience in the format of story. And thread is CLOSED!
So here is short version of my encounter with office girl.

I was keeping eye on “Anna (co-worker)” for past few months; she is really hot looking girl. Last week got a chance to spend evening with her when she asked me to give ride to her house. I was thinking all the time how will I use this opportunity also I heard rumors about Anna that her character is not good but personally never witnessed anything. While giving her ride back to her home, I was thinking about all seducing moves to hint her that I am interested in her. Was scared at the same time, ‘what if I am wrong (she is my co-worker)’
Took a chance and asked her out for dinner to which she agreed. mpter dinner around 9PM we reached her house and when she was opening the door, I don’t’ know how and when, but I squeezed her hand and said “Bye” ; I noticed that she is smiling at me. Gently, I squeezed her hand again and when I saw she is not opposing or saying anything…. I kissed her!!!! Yeeeh… That was hell of bold move! What happened next was mind blowing.

She asked me, “Do you want to come in for coffee?”
I said YES!
As soon as we entered in her house, she asked me you will have to pay $1000/-
What the fuck?? I never expected that. Rumors are CORRECT!!
Even though I wanted to Have Her Very Much, that last moment made me nervous and I left her house. While walking towards my car, I was saying “Isako Bolate Hain - Khade Land Pe Dhoka” LOL LOL

 

[nuttercanadian]

Wow!!! what an opportunity my Reviewiend... such things happen..