What if your REALLY hairy?

[Pompal 09.]

Would they send you back home? Even if you pay for VIP.

hair is kinda gross if your gettin a massage right/

 

[ACDC]

No, they won't send you back home. The girl just might not perform some of the sliding moves that she would usually do otherwise. Trust me, poor hygiene matters more than how much hair you have on your body.

I have spoken to a few experienced MPA's, and according to them, they are de-sensitized to the amount of hair on a guy's body.

 

[Mommy of 1]

And I've talked to a few MPA's who think it's gross.

 

[dlutemp]

Just DON'T for the love of God ask for LOTION instead of oil.

It clumps in the hair

That's the quickest way to turn off your MPA.

 

[Scott H]

There is a solution:
http://www.razorba.com/

 

[Pompal 09.]

ouch.

Imagine shaving that everdy too.

 

[Henry Le]

Imagine your REALLY hairy what?

Is there a rest of the sentence here?
e.g. Imagine your really hairy leg got caught in the harvesting turbines.

 

[valley9]

Nair for men works great... if your arms are extra long and flexible to reach those hard-to-reach places on your back!

 

[Collie]

sorry "*you're"

happy?

 

[princess like kitty]

Impress the MPA and shave her name on your ass...

I'm sure most of these ladies have seen everything... just have a long shower and clean all aspects thoroughly.

 

[peacelandandbread]

Or let her wax you.

 

[Jimmi J]

Unfortunately I'm a very hairy guy - not a complete walking scalp - even worse because it's uneven and asymetrical on the upper body.

This is one of the reasons I don't go to MP's or other services where I'm forced to undress. I'm not a bad guy and I don't wish to punish some girl with the sight of my white and hairy version of James Toney. To make matters worse, the upper body hairs tend to shed alot.

I know nobody's going to refuse a customer, but in terms if mileage, I think you'd see the odometer rolling backwards real fast, and see that humiliating "Oh god, not another one" look on the attendants face.

I'm sure some of the experienced ones are in fact desesitized to it, but for me those types would come off as too much of a "pro" for my taste, and i'd end up feeling too sorry for them to get excited.

 

[Nadir]

just Go on halloween and tell the girls you're dressed as Chewbacca and you want one of them to be your Pricess Leia..

everyody knows P. Leia had a thing for the walking carpet.. they would always get in on in the Millenium Falon after Han fell asleep at the wheel..

her screams of "yes Chewwie!!! slam your hairy tree trunk into me!!" could be heard all the way to Tatooine..

But I digress... just take a shower before you go in, scrub real good to get all the little shedders out and go have some fun

 

[sas35353535]

Before you go to an MP (or SP), trim and shave. You'll get better mileage. Simple, just might take you a while. I guess in your case you might want to do it the night before. That way theres no rush and lesser chance of *accidents* as a result.

 

[rich935]

I think this question arises from a lack of perspective.

Most men have some degree of upper body hair. An MP, who has seen a lot of naked men, understands this. It's all a matter of degree (not smooth vs. ape, with nothing in between). Some women even prefer hairy guys.

Some men feel self-conscious about their body hair because they are aware that some women find it to be a turnoff. But you have to ask yourself, which women? Most women are not that sexy themselves. If you are a pop star, is it really that thrilling that thousands of unsexy women are hot for you? Or do you really only care about the handful of hot ones? The point I'm making is that some hot girls will either like or be indifferent to your hairy body, and some won't. Who cares, as long as some hot ones are into you!

Don't worry about this. You'll figure out which MPAs will give you good service and which won't. Simply repeat with the good ones.

 

[Cat]

make sure you dont have a raccoon tail and your balls dont look like sheep balls and you should have no problems. Shower and make sure you dont have any smell issues down there, and your good to go. I usually take a shower before I go. That helps as well.

 

[kylerdavidson1994]

wax the back and chest after you shave down, then use NAir after that, once its gone its gone, daily maintenance BUT after you feel those gorgeous tits on your chest and that tongue on your balls and cock you will never be hairy again

 

[Sondra]

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[Girl dreamer]

From a famous post on another board:

I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting.

No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.

I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.

I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.

Little did I know.

I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.

Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic shit- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky shit/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.

Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own shit blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks."

Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.

As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.

Friends, DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!

 

[veronica]

You have waited two and a half years for that!!!