If you think your body hair is unattractive, why are you hesitating to do what you can to spruce up? Betcha you use a razor on your face everyday; it's no worse on other parts of your body, and there are depilatories and procedures that don't use razors, as earlier posters have mentioned.
If you want to trim in areas you can't reach you might try 'real' spas, or ask your hairdresser for a referral, and there have been a couple of posts about/from providers here who will deal with hair. Maybe checkout a copy of Xtraโnot every gay aesthetician's gonna make a pass at you.
You might start with making yours symmetrical at least. Nothing against the wild, untamed look but if you've already decided it's not for you, why are you waiting to be all that you can be?